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Jesus M&Ms

Q: Why doesn`t Jesus like M&Ms

A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

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  • posted by michaelm
  • Date 5/12/2009 9:43:26 PM
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fresh_euro : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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Lmao!

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