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12/12/2008 9:25:58 AM

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oddjob458 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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348 days 11 hours ago...

Something tells me that this church also does alot of charity work.

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Moparz : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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348 days 6 hours ago...

A not so subtle reference to catholic priests?

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LiL_Hitler : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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348 days 6 hours ago...

^^ I don`t really mind what its in reference too - I`m just damn proud that they are apologizing. Now all they need is to renounce their faith, declare Christianity illegal and I can be there friends, charity or no charity =).

PEACE

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jarcaf : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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348 days 2 hours ago...

Oh those assholes. Don`t make me like you!

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bushbasher85 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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348 days 1 hour ago...

I was thinking this might be photoshopped but it is legit

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funberg : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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347 days 20 hours ago...

One of my favorite quotes on Christianity is "I like your Christ, but not your Christians" -Gandhi. It`s good to know that there are a few Christians out there that follow the example of love for all set by Jesus, and not the hate taught by the Vatican, and most "Christian" churches.

If the myth of Jesus was told to me as an idea completely, separate from the old testament God, it would almost be something that I could get behind, much like Taoism is. The life values of both can help people to be happy, peaceful, and ambivalent of corpeal possessions, unfortunately a prerequisite for believing in Jebus is often a blind belief in whatever your clergy believes in, be it the stoning of women that cant prove their virginity on wedding night one day, or the idea that gays are evil the next.

You can tell when I`ve been drinking when my posts have more text than the picture and all the previous posts combined. My apologies to all the illiterate(somebody please read this apology to them).

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Venomousvole : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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347 days 19 hours ago...

I know exactly what this is an appology for. I have had some serious debates with a fellow worker who was, actually pretty hardcore for a god-monkey. his favourite point was that there are no exceptions to "love thy neighbour" and "turn the other cheeK". Unfortunately, appologies don`t actually do shit...

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tokixjam : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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347 days 11 hours ago...

I`m Christian but I am NOT with those radical "everyone`s going to hell" people.
The Phelps family and all these popular conservative Christians give us a bad name.
I just hope you all know that not all Christians are crazy.

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psychologyprofessor : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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347 days 10 hours ago...

The follow is an exert from Christopher Hitchens` God is not Great.->

C. S. Lewis (who has recently reemerged as the most popular Christian apologist) in his Mere Christianity---speaking about the claim of Jesus to take sins on himself:

Now, unless the speaker is God, this is really so preposterous as to be comic. We can all understand how a man forgives offenses against himself. You tread on my toes and I forgive you, you steal my money and I forgive you. But what should we make of a man, himself unrobbed and untrodden-on, who announced that he forgave you for treading on other men`s toes and stealing other men`s money? Asinine fatuity is the kindest description we should give of his conduct. Yet this is what Jesus did. He told people that their sins were forgiven, and never waited to consult all the other people whom their sins had undoubtedly injured. He unhesitatingly behaved as if He was the party chiefly concerned, the person chiefly offended in all offenses. This makes sense only if he really was the God whose laws are broken and whose love is wounded in every sin. In the mouth of any speaker who is not God, these words would imply what I can only regard as a silliness and conceit unrivalled by any other character in history.

It will be noticed that Lewis assumes on no firm evidence whatever that Jesus actually was a "character in history," but let that pass. He deserves some credit for accepting the logic and morality of what he has just stated. TO THOSE WHO ARGUE THAT JESUS MAY HAVE BEEN A GREAT MORAL TEACHER WITHOUT BEING DIVINE (of whom the deist Thomas Jefferson incidentally claimed to be one), LEWIS HAS THIS STINGING RIPOSTE:

That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic—on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg—or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman and something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.

THE TEACHINGS OF "CHRISTIANITY" OR "REAL CHRISTIANITY" ARE BOTH IMMORAL.

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Grothesk : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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347 days 7 hours ago...

I know a white guy who robs people. Do all white people rob others? I know a Muslim who has extremist ideals. Are all Muslims extremist? I know a bunch of anonymous kids posting like they have half a brain. Do all kids who post have even half a brain?

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alberto_balsalm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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347 days 5 hours ago...

Christianity: great religion, to bad it`s never been practiced

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ChrissyChiChi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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344 days 6 hours ago...

To tokixjam, if you do not believe that all of those who do not follow the bible will go to hell then you are not a Christian..Christianity is not about picking the bits you like from its teachings and ignoring the rest, it is all supposed to be gods word and according to it if you do not believe it and follow it with all your heart you will burn in hell for all eternity.

Sounds like you have made your own religion. A much nicer one than Christianity at that.

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Onisama : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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343 days 20 hours ago...

It`s not that I hate Christians, they just don`t like me. I wonder why?

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assmaster : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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343 days 1 hour ago...

Confucianism is the way to go. Psst, pass it on.

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tokixjam : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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340 days 22 hours ago...

Chrissy, I didn`t necessarily say that I don`t think people who don`t follow the bible will go to hell...
I just don`t post huge signs about it and annoy all non-Christians about it.

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