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Cooking With Balls - New Cookbook


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SQUEAMISH men look away now. A Serbian chef is bringing out a no-holds-barred guide to cuisine with a twist: The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls.

Hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection, the cookbook includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets.

The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

Several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys, get the Erovic treatment.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie.

"Once softened, mince them in a mincer."

A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.

Erovic, 45, may be self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field.

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said.

"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

Testicles are rich in testosterone and they are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in countries such as Serbia and China.

"The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles," Erovic said.

And with the credit crunch kicking in, more people may give up their rump steaks and turn to testicles instead.

Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One tonne of testicles are prepared for the event.

"When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment," the book said.

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northern_tide : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

northern_tide

1 votes NegativePositive

48 days 15 hours ago...

testes....Its what you crave

ziuu : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

ziuu

-2 votes NegativePositive

48 days 15 hours ago...

Yumm

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

20 votes NegativePositive

48 days 14 hours ago...

Ah man it`s not on Pirate Bay. I mean uh....

platinum : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

platinum

2 votes NegativePositive

48 days 13 hours ago...

if you ever need a quick pick-me up..

Foamy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Foamy

4 votes NegativePositive

48 days 13 hours ago...

Rich in testosterone? Give it some time and it`ll become the new breakfast of champions.

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

4 votes NegativePositive

48 days 13 hours ago...

>.<

Rachsmo : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Rachsmo

1 votes NegativePositive

48 days 12 hours ago...

I wonder what it taste like... :S

Maybe like fish...

leoleotheiii : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

leoleotheiii

1 votes NegativePositive

48 days 12 hours ago...

whatt??? ball eating??? oh god, mix this in with the PETA ppl and human balls will be served up in no time....

yunalenne10 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

yunalenne10

0 votes NegativePositive

48 days 10 hours ago...

"OW, MY BALLS!!!" >.<;

"Tasty though..." >_>---Testicle Pie FTW!!!

Dark_Enigma : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Dark_Enigma

9 votes NegativePositive

48 days 9 hours ago...

testicals and cooking should never be in the same sentence as much as testicals on an order menu. It is just wrong.

ecko69x : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

ecko69x

0 votes NegativePositive

48 days 8 hours ago...

Never knew a cooking-style could indicate your sexuality. AKA gay.

tikis : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

tikis

-1 votes NegativePositive

48 days 8 hours ago...

although other people have their own favourites," he said.





Dude Thats Fucked Up.

baboonsniper : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

baboonsniper

2 votes NegativePositive

47 days 22 hours ago...

This is just balls.

Transfixated : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Transfixated

2 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

Anyone else notice the striking similarity to erotic in his name?

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

2 votes NegativePositive

47 days 13 hours ago...

"Battered Testicles" lol

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