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In some alternate universe, Jesus Christ is running for U.S. president. Here`s the ad his opponent might have to run.

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Metalobserver : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Metalobserver

10 votes NegativePositive

541 days 7 hours ago...

is this the funniest thing ever?

Flashback : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Flashback

9 votes NegativePositive

541 days 7 hours ago...

Lol Jesus got pwned.

Golgon : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Golgon

27 votes NegativePositive

541 days 3 hours ago...

the poor thing is that most mc cain voters wont get the message.

Batman! : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Batman!

17 votes NegativePositive

540 days 19 hours ago...

Brilliant. Reminds me of that ep of Boondocks when Martin Luther King returns.

Jombie : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Jombie

29 votes NegativePositive

540 days 7 hours ago...

Jesus can`t be President in any universe. He wasn`t born in the US.

Valwryn : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Valwryn

20 votes NegativePositive

540 days 4 hours ago...

^
Actually, if we follow Mormon thinking and the golden tablets, he WAS in the United States when the founders made that law, and having the law be retro-active to all United States inhabitants when it was enacted, he could run. Except for one problem... the law only applied to white people (sorry Jesus).

daov : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

daov

-5 votes NegativePositive

540 days 3 hours ago...

Jesus that was hilarious.

somber : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

somber

2 votes NegativePositive

540 days 2 hours ago...

"...people say every day that we`re the greatest country on earth. And that...is a little fucking obnoxious. [...] There may be countries that give shit away every day! Like Norway! [not sure if that`s what he said, but as a matter of fact:] You know what they give away? Health insurance!!" (Lewis Black)

I laughed, yet it`s struck with so many stereotypical lines... I don`t want to imagine what else they show on American TV as election ads...

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

-1 votes NegativePositive

540 days 2 hours ago...

this video just sucks, good concept but none of the jokes are funny...

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

9 votes NegativePositive

540 days ago...

Valwryn, Mormons think Jesus was white. They all have pictures of a white Jesus hanging in their homes (the picture is hanging, not Jesus).

Agent87 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Agent87

-4 votes NegativePositive

539 days 23 hours ago...

For anyone who is offended by all the anti-religious videos:


Many users here on spikedhumor have their head shoved so far up their own atheist ass, it`s a mystery. Too influenced by youtube and too influenced by this internet "rebellion".

Rather than focus on their own ass, they have to go around criticizing others.

WOW you think religion is fake, keep your opinions to yourself.


Well I`m off to preach the good word and cast anyone down to hell that denies my claims!! ........

*sigh* fucking retards.

Feruco : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Feruco

8 votes NegativePositive

539 days 23 hours ago...

Easy there... this video really isn`t against religion, just the people that use it for political gain. It`s also commentary on twisting actions and statements to negative ends to make mudslinging ads.

It kind of compares Obama to Jesus, but that`s a stretch and probably not the intention of the video`s creator.

drhogan : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

drhogan

2 votes NegativePositive

539 days 20 hours ago...

Exactly Feruco.

HeyDanno : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

HeyDanno

4 votes NegativePositive

539 days 19 hours ago...

I`m a real Christian (not the war mongering `say they`re Christians but really are not` variety) and it made me laugh. It`s called satire. I just wouldn`t take it too seriously.

P.S. Yes, there are Christians like me who believe the earth is a lot older than 6,000 years! Not saying I support evolution. Just saying don`t put everyone in the same box.

Mr6Sozac : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Mr6Sozac

0 votes NegativePositive

539 days 15 hours ago...

and the opposition wins by a landslide due mostly in part to this ad
and your new president is ^satanas^ X_X

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