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A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

Arrested was Antonio Vasquez, 22, of Fresno.

Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

"I tell you, this was one weird case."

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filthyrichboy15 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

filthyrichboy15

41 votes NegativePositive

73 days 7 hours ago...

Holy homoerotic overtones, Batman!

Crimson Wave : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Crimson Wave

20 votes NegativePositive

73 days 6 hours ago...

Can`t stop laughing. Literally, there are tears coming from my eyes.

Elijah : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

Elijah

25 votes NegativePositive

73 days 6 hours ago...

I must admit that when I read "used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face" I was thinking this story was going in an entirely different direction.

rhuitron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rhuitron

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73 days 6 hours ago...

What the FUCK?

You Smack me with anything that even feels remotely like a sausage, I`ll cut your Dick off!

I`ll Chase you down, knock you the fuck out,
Bring you back to the closes kitchen with a knife, and saw it right off!

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

2 votes NegativePositive

73 days 5 hours ago...

"Hey, i said the police dog would find the weapon, i didnt say it wouldnt eat it..."

xmagiczx : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

xmagiczx

2 votes NegativePositive

73 days 5 hours ago...

lol sm`d with a sausage to the face

bangzilla : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

bangzilla

7 votes NegativePositive

73 days 4 hours ago...

Lakeview Terrace looks shit

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

5 votes NegativePositive

72 days 23 hours ago...

do u mean to say "an entirely different erection?" hur hur hur hur

see what i did there

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

1 votes NegativePositive

72 days 22 hours ago...

I agree with Rhuitron.. If I wake up and some dipshit is in my house sprinkling me with spices and holding a sausage he`s a goner..

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

gremwood

0 votes NegativePositive

72 days 20 hours ago...

Spice Rubs and Sausage Attacks. Mmmmm.

Hell Banger : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Hell Banger

5 votes NegativePositive

72 days 20 hours ago...

What the fuck?

Cipher : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Cipher

-1 votes NegativePositive

71 days 14 hours ago...

Were the 2 men sleeping together? O.o

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