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Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

Zombies attack; what now?

posted by ecko69x
9/7/2008 10:32:22 AM

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EroticShaVingCream : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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445 days 1 hour ago...

very educational

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KIRIFUDA : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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444 days 22 hours ago...

In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished to eternal damnation - AMEN

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Needless_Kane : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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444 days 22 hours ago...

"Large bladed weapons are an excellent choice."

I`ll take the chainsaw please.

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sum_guy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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444 days 12 hours ago...

^a chainsaw? noob, you will be hungering for brains within a week. Splatter from the chainsaw will basically bathe you in zombie blood, so even the smallest scratch will get you infected.

Best weapons for a civilian against zombies:
1. Sharp crowbar- easy, solid weapon with many alternate uses
2. .22 rifle- lightweight gun and ammo, bullet only pierces one layer of skull, ricocheting around the brain and guaranteeing a kill

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neon neophyte : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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443 days 2 hours ago...

*thumbs up* *smiles*

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Xeromatter : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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442 days 22 hours ago...

Yay!!! Brains!!!

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MewMew : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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442 days 20 hours ago...

The mime part is funny.

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Uzo : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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442 days 18 hours ago...

Get hold of the book Zombie Surival Guide, by Max Brooks (Mel Brooks` son). Fantastic read, and very educational. There`s also an audio book called "Z War", which is a series of interviews with people who survived the zombie apocalypse. Fantastic!

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Grabesstille : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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442 days 17 hours ago...

Uzo stole it from me - the Zombie Survival Guide treats an outbreak of undead as a true situation, with a really good strategy for keeping alive in such an event (if it was to happen, of course).

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