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the_slick : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

the_slick

20 votes NegativePositive

47 days 6 hours ago...

always good stuff from Carlin, RIP my friend

Marlec : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Marlec

22 votes NegativePositive

47 days ago...

As always George tells it so as it is :)

joecocker03 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

joecocker03

Hidden (Show Comment) -31 votes

46 days 22 hours ago...

what he´s saying has nothing to do with illuminati.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

dude_from_detroit

22 votes NegativePositive

46 days 16 hours ago...

youre a fuckin dumbass

watersnake6 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

watersnake6

0 votes NegativePositive

46 days 15 hours ago...

I loved this speech

<TO The Audience> stop clapping and listen

The owners killed George with Foxdie

Uzo : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Uzo

-5 votes NegativePositive

46 days 15 hours ago...

George Carlin is the messiah ! (just wait a few more days .. he`ll be back .. and he`ll have some amusing anecdote to explain his lifelong atheism too!)

Drezen22 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Drezen22

5 votes NegativePositive

46 days 15 hours ago...

Too bad he was never president, I would have voted him in.


R.I.P George

tdogac : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

tdogac

18 votes NegativePositive

46 days 14 hours ago...

I loved his ending quote. "Its called the American dream, because you have to be asleep in order to believe in it."

5/5 for anything with George Carlin

hexish : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

hexish

Hidden (Show Comment) -41 votes

46 days 14 hours ago...

What a fucking crackpot. This is shit. I`m glad he died.

Ajaxseamus : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Ajaxseamus

10 votes NegativePositive

46 days 13 hours ago...

hexish im sure hes glad he did too, and that a fucken ignorant prick like you is still walking around thinking your king shit. HE IS REFERRING TO FUCING IDIOTS LIKE YOU, YOU CANT EVEN PUT A SENTANCE TOGETHER YOU FUCKING COCKSHINER. I HOPE TO GEORGE THAT YOU FUCKEN LIVE TILL YOUR 95 AND YOU ARE FUCKED BY THE SYSTEM CONSTANTLY & YOU WILL STILL HAVE NO IDEA...ignorant fuck

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

DoctorRandomercam

2 votes NegativePositive

46 days 11 hours ago...

Simmer, Ajax. Rule #14.

TBCG : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

TBCG

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46 days 11 hours ago...

^Hate to burst your bubble ajaxseamus, but he put 3 grammatically correct sentences together and only 33% of those sentences contained a swear word whereas, everyone of your`s contained the f-word to include three adjectives*, an adverb**, a verb and a noun. However, you forgot to capitalize "king shit", which would be a proper noun.

*You spelled two adjectives incorrectly: "fucken" and "FUCING"
**You spelled the adverb incorrectly: "FUCKEN"

blochead : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

blochead

-1 votes NegativePositive

46 days 11 hours ago...

Isn`t George supposed to be a comedian?

smokemylungs : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smokemylungs

3 votes NegativePositive

46 days 10 hours ago...

Comedians are allowed intellectual talks, just as long as they as entertaining as they are informative.

Illuminati? No. I believe they`re called the Freemasons, a brotherhood of rich, important people who do gay rituals and have self interests yet control the countries, corporations and so on (especially Oil ...[its the only cartel based industrym, apart from Drugs..ever wondered why?])

Of course, anybody intellectual enough to have read Plato`s parable of the cave, would understand why people would simply not listen.

Not all spikedhumor.com users are of a high enough intelligence to watch stuff like George Carlin and understand him, which is why they resent him.

Attacks on Spelling, do not reflect ones intelligence at all. It just goes to show that you installed Spell Checker 2000 on your Firefox. One flaunts his intelligence through discussion not spell checking. You are not an English Teacher...Get over it.

RIP Carlin.

Red Heaven : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Red Heaven

5 votes NegativePositive

46 days 9 hours ago...

^blochead

It is comedy in its own way. You know how you laugh when someone falls and gets hurt?

Same principal.

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