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Chuck Norris Will Kill You

A lesson on killing...by Chuck Norris.

  • Drue
  • posted by Drue
  • Date 7/10/2008 9:52:13 PM
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12 Comments

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

MaxPowers_00001

10 votes NegativePositive

58 days 15 hours ago...

5/5 for showing us how to shield ourselves with a gun at 1:45

metzman : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

metzman

4 votes NegativePositive

58 days 14 hours ago...

Anything even the slightest Chuck Norris related get 5/5

fryser_d : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

fryser_d

29 votes NegativePositive

58 days 10 hours ago...

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn`t submitted them to the site because he doesn`t believe in any form of submission.

Est : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Est

14 votes NegativePositive

58 days 1 hour ago...

The grenade at 1:40 is actually a Chuck Norris turd.

watersnake6 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

watersnake6

17 votes NegativePositive

56 days 5 hours ago...

the grenade was running away from Chuck Norris!

klavlav : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

klavlav

8 votes NegativePositive

56 days 5 hours ago...

Chuck Norris will *not*, however, be providing us with lessons on acting...unless you aspire towards porn. I think that`s where Chuck got his acting cues...and his mustache.

Gay porn, circa 1977.

thrasymacus2000 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

thrasymacus2000

11 votes NegativePositive

56 days 5 hours ago...

Hmmm, same year I was born. Could I be a Chuck Norris porno baby? Do dreams come true?!

MindHunt : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

MindHunt

15 votes NegativePositive

56 days 4 hours ago...

"You... FUCK... MOTHERFUCK...."

Possibly the greatest line delivery in cinematic history.

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

11 votes NegativePositive

55 days 22 hours ago...

chuck norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman survives

olthuggie : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

olthuggie

-5 votes NegativePositive

55 days 18 hours ago...

Chuck Who?

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

2 votes NegativePositive

55 days 12 hours ago...

you can smell things when you`re daed :O?

Rash201 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Rash201

-6 votes NegativePositive

55 days 11 hours ago...

IM sorry. But Chuck Norris got his ass beat down by bruce lee..you can vote me down....only to hide the truth!

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