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Women's Penis Size Preference Chart

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posted by InsayneJayne
6/19/2008 2:45:12 PM

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darkangeledge : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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70 days 8 hours ago...

wher`s the vagina circumference/depth chart ?

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ratbag1410 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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69 days 8 hours ago...

Damn I had to do it and measure. Top right of the A`s. Now All I got to do is persuade a woman that is correct.
Damn ,,,Back to the drawing board.

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baldrodan : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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69 days 7 hours ago...

^Yeah. You`re convincing us. Now try impressing a woman, douche.

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mufasa1023 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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69 days 7 hours ago...

8 1/4 inches girth is as wide around as a 12 ounce beer can

I know no woman who wants a beer can thrust into her....

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RockGuitarist309 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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69 days 6 hours ago...

On the contrary, I`ve heard stories of women going to the emergency room because they had mason jars or various other large objects stuck in the vag`s...

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iislik : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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69 days 5 hours ago...

ratbag1410..
hahah u dipshit.
theres always gottta be one fuknut that has to try and convince everyone that he`s packin.
try a penis pump, and u just might get an E (bottom left corner)

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silvers32 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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69 days 4 hours ago...

The Circumference scale is a little bit off don`t ya think?

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jdm42397 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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69 days 3 hours ago...

<--- D

*sigh*

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TheGrotesque1 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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69 days 3 hours ago...

what i wanna know is what man has a penis circumference of 8 inches or more.
and,i think its pretty accurate. so, boys, size does matter, u dont wanna be too big or too small ^.-

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PizzaBoi : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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69 days 3 hours ago...

it`s not the size of the boat; it`s the motion in the ocean!

or so i convince myself...

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hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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69 days 2 hours ago...

^You`re asian, arent you PizzaBoi?

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tokentiki : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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68 days 12 hours ago...

my toungue is really small and works pretty good though

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DingoDango : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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67 days 10 hours ago...

"8 1/4 inches girth is as wide around as a 12 ounce beer can
I know no woman who wants a beer can thrust into her...."

Yeah... that`s why 8 1/4 inch girth is well within the "not satisfying" section. Optimal is around 6 1/2.

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PizzaBoi : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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65 days 20 hours ago...

hellraiser, why yes I am. But that didn`t stop me from making your mom orgasm three times in a row.

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heywirtzy : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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65 days 9 hours ago...

Anybody notice that the perfect circumference is the size of a baseball bat, or a bottle of water? Not to mention it is pretty close the the same length.

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