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Why I`m Voting Republican

Here`s why!

  • WaltG
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  • Date 6/11/2008 7:36:28 PM
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BoguS_SA : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

BoguS_SA

8 votes NegativePositive

531 days 7 hours ago...

haha you think the elections are fair hahaha

enough with the politcal lameness democrats aren`t much better so really you have no choice...

Tajumera : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Tajumera

14 votes NegativePositive

531 days 7 hours ago...

I don`t know what`s worse, the fact that US elections are rigged(courtesy of Diebold), or the fact that the majority vote for assholes anyway, even when they have a few good guys to choose from.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

dude_from_detroit

-1 votes NegativePositive

531 days 7 hours ago...

dont forget about the rigged media,
people who vote are dumb, if you cared about your principles you wouldnt compromise them by voting, you would DEMAND THEM.
this video just goes to show you how disillusioned some americans are to think they are making a difference and the plan is working

Ninjzz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Ninjzz

15 votes NegativePositive

531 days 7 hours ago...

I vote republican because
We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.

G-This : LVL 57: VP 5: said:

G-This

11 votes NegativePositive

531 days 6 hours ago...

I`m voting Democrat because I want the government to take all my money via income tax. I`m also voting Democrat because I still buy into all the bullshit lies that have been promised over and over for over 100 years.

Go ahead...vote Democrat and believe there will be change. There still won`t be universal health care, minorities will still not do as well in school, global warming will not get better, gas prices will not go down, the economy will stay on the same course and your taxes will go up.

You`ll get pissed and elect a Republican until you get brainwashed again by the Democrats who blame the evil neo-cons for all the injustices in the world...

Then, you`ll vote them back in on the same issues they failed you on over and over again.

I`ve been told Republicans are evil. This is why I`m voting Democrat.

Nightmare80 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Nightmare80

13 votes NegativePositive

531 days 5 hours ago...

I always used to think (before the internet) "Oh man, Americans are so lucky, such a free country. People voice counts, they even get to choose their presidents."

Now I live in the states and it is just sad to see and hear the truth (no thanks to the media). I really hope the US would be one day as free as I thought it was.

Until then, Go small west-European countries!

G-This : LVL 57: VP 5: said:

G-This

12 votes NegativePositive

531 days 5 hours ago...

^it will be. Once the Democrats have full control! They will save us from those rich-pandering, freedom-stealing, evil neo-cons.

Change 08!

It`s all a bunch of bullshit. There are very little differences between the parties. Trust me, I live in Minnesota. We have always been an extremely "liberal" state...and I still don`t have health care.

We have one of the best welfare systems in the country, though. Yup...a lot of Hmongs and Somalians living here.

They take $700 a month out of my paycheck and what do I get in return? Jack shit...

What do they promise? Read my above post before it gets buried by the sheep that think "change" is possible.

Well, to be truthful, change is possible. It just won`t mean shit to anyone who works for a living. My company will stop giving out raises if the owner`s taxes go up.

Way to "stick it to the rich". Make your boss pay more taxes and then hope he just feels like a drunken sailor and starts raising everyone`s salary...

Go ahead. Give full control over to the Democrats. Let them control the House, Senate and White House. You might actually see the true meaning behind the Government-Media Complex.

It`s only a sliver right now with Fox. Wait for all the deniable bullshit that will stream from your "real" news sources when "their" guy is in office.

Whatever, just vote this down. I`m just a retard who works for a living when I could be sitting on the corner smoking crack taking YOUR money from you.

Gimli000 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Gimli000

8 votes NegativePositive

531 days 5 hours ago...

That about sums it all up really.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

dude_from_detroit

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

531 days 4 hours ago...

im votin democrat cuz your dick tastes like shit

Pharsical : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Pharsical

2 votes NegativePositive

531 days 4 hours ago...

Puhhhleaase, everyone is so blind. I`m voting Republican because Fox News exposed the Constitution for the liberal propaganda that it is, perpetrated by time travelers to embarrass Bush the Lesser`s Administration and those who support it. I mean if Bush doesn`t stand up to the liberal establishment`s boundless ambitions for a 3.8% increase in soldiers` pay as opposed to the eminently practical 3.5% increase, and their selfish attempts to educate those soldiers, who will?

I`m voting Republican because this experiment in democracy is so abhorrently liberal that our founding fathers surely would have capitulated and chosen a good monarch if they had known that liberalism would have empowered so many pedestrian, underprivileged peasants to the point of destroying the caste system that makes us so much better than they are.

People need a man like John McCain to remind us all of who we should be as a ruling class, not who we are. Republicans are the true change candidates. They`re the only ones willing to subvert our institutions and return us to our true natures, take us back to the good old days of the Middle Ages, back when religion didn`t just mean something...it meant everything.

G-This : LVL 57: VP 5: said:

G-This

2 votes NegativePositive

531 days 4 hours ago...

Actually, I think I`ll be voting Independent. I`m undecided...which is why I sit down to pee...

assmaster : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

assmaster

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

531 days 2 hours ago...

1/5 because WaltG actually thinks there are 2 different parties.

Vote American you fucking cocktore.

Jareardy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Jareardy

-6 votes NegativePositive

531 days 1 hour ago...

Mindless Propaganda. -billion/5

Both parties are basically exactly the same.

Sarisel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Sarisel

-2 votes NegativePositive

531 days 1 hour ago...

Hybrid cars really do suck.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

dude_from_detroit

-7 votes NegativePositive

531 days 1 hour ago...

Im votin democrat cuz I wear old t shirts that are too small so my ribs get exposed, and I comb my hair in a swirl around my head, and it`s dyed different colors like a skunk, I also weat big belt buckles with girl jeans, GO OBAMA WEWHEW

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