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How To Tell If She`s Nucking Futs.

A vary important guide. I married one of these.

posted by Orbpael
3/28/2008 7:37:04 PM

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Cynical : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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195 days 20 hours ago...

Lol at the end. This makes me laugh and cringe at the same time, I`ve dated worse and tis way too close to the truth. Watch out lads.

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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195 days 18 hours ago...

I can`t seem to get away from these women.. I`ve been apart of the punk scene, rave scene, and rock scene, and I always attract these crazy broads. What the fuck?

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Micmac988 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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195 days 18 hours ago...

WAKEup...

That`s nothing. Punk, rock, rave girls are NORMAL compared to some of the *shudders* church girls I`ve dated.

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dan101nad : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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195 days 18 hours ago...

Sexual behavior at inappropriate times? Bullshit.

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MARINE255 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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195 days 18 hours ago...

Ah ha ha the end is about right, as the saying goes, dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die ;)

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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195 days 17 hours ago...

Mic, I think it`s because they`re so fucked up by the brainwashing techniques used by the church. But you would think that girls as damaged as those found in the scenes I`ve described would be worse..

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Orbpael : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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195 days 17 hours ago...

I think its important to just see the warning against headgames and the attention on screwing around versus mature behaviour that alot of...well..older people would look for in someone.

This isnt a girlfriend as in fun for awhile.. these are things to look for when you looking to settle. you need everything you need or your going to get brain cancer.

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The Jap : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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195 days 15 hours ago...

maybe because he was white and she was asian

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Neferati : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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195 days 13 hours ago...

I suggest the Poke and Run maneuver.

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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194 days 9 hours ago...

Step 9

Save your money and go to spankwire, or if you have extra money after you have payed your bills and saved or invested some of it, then by a prostitute.

This will save time, money, and help you to avoid any headaches.

and for all those that date the crazy girls, I know why you do it becuase that`s why I did it. They are the best fucks!!!! You know I`m right.

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mysterymage : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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192 days 5 hours ago...

If you want a really good ride... just wisper in her ear when you have a good hold: "Your mom was good in this position too but she knew how to really work it" or "Will you forgive me if I cheat with your best friend? You know you two always say that you think exactly the same things"

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Omnicron.4735 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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192 days 4 hours ago...

Is it me or does this sound like every woman I`ve ever dated?

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stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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192 days 3 hours ago...

wakka wakka wakka, reminds me of that one short film about the lady who pretends she`s going to jump off a building to get guys to take her to coffee shops. i hate those tests they do to see if you`re `really` faithful or to know what you`re thinking instead of just asking

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7homas : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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192 days 2 hours ago...

I laughed, then cried because its true. =[

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N@stro : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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192 days 2 hours ago...

My mates GF is a bitch and I`m sending him a link for this. He`s in denial about her but this describes her to a fkn T

The sad thing is shes a slight improvement from his last Girl friend.

Thats right ,there are actually worse women out there, scary but true.

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