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Real Time with Bill Maher - New Rules

This week's new rules (February 15, 2008).

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Sasuke428 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Sasuke428

21 votes NegativePositive

647 days 21 hours ago...

Glad to have you back Mr. Maher.

mr122 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

mr122

4 votes NegativePositive

647 days 21 hours ago...

Awesome.

990ctane : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

990ctane

-7 votes NegativePositive

647 days 16 hours ago...

New rule: If you`re going to call a segment "new RULES", then all of the items in that segment should be RULES, not COMMENTS.

Still... 5/5

Nny (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Nny

6 votes NegativePositive

647 days 10 hours ago...

Wow, haven`t seen you sinced they banned The Daily Show. lol

draser : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

draser

-7 votes NegativePositive

647 days 8 hours ago...

I`d vote for the leader of a zombie army.

JimCarrSavannah : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

JimCarrSavannah

8 votes NegativePositive

647 days 8 hours ago...

If you are gay, please vote me up.

tootles : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

tootles

2 votes NegativePositive

647 days 8 hours ago...

Nice. Glad to have some Bill Maher clips back at least.

5/5 for PorridgeGun`s return

Kanthalas : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Kanthalas

8 votes NegativePositive

647 days 8 hours ago...

Don`t worry If McCain gets elected I`ve already fortified my house to survive a Zombie attack as well as a Raptor Attack. Thank god for being paranoid.

Alpha Raptor : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Alpha Raptor

2 votes NegativePositive

647 days 7 hours ago...

wtf, i got nothing against you, in fact you probably want me versus the zombies.

PepperKing : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

PepperKing

Hidden (Show Comment) -23 votes

647 days 6 hours ago...

this is LIBERAL PROPAGANDA PEOPLE. what would happen if Bush were still president after this election people!!! I`ll tell you what!!! NO MORE TERRORIST ATTACKS. HE IS PROTECTING US BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. THE WIRE-TAPS ARENT GONNA INFRINGE ON YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!!! AT LEAST THE TERRORISTS WON`T KILL YOU!! NOW, YOU HAVE A BLACK GUY AND A WOMAN UP FOR PRESIDENT!!! WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU ABOUT THE DIRECTION OF THIS COUNTRY??? IT`S A SCARY THING WHEN THE MAJORITY OF THIS COUNTRY IS SO BACKWARD AND BRAINWASHED. IF WE DONT KEEP OUR TROOPS OVER THERE (IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS) THE ARABS WILL COME OVER HERE, KILL OUR CHILDREN AND RAPE OUR WOMEN!!! THIS IS A SCARY TIME PEOPLE. LETS NOT GIVE UP THE ONE SOURCE OF PROTECTION WE HAVE LEFT!!! THE REPUBLICANS...WHO CARE, WHO PROTECT, WHO SERVE, WHO WANT TO JAIL DRUG USERS AND THEIR FRIED, DERANGED MINDS, WHO WANT TO CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN WITH PROPAGANDA, YES!!! PROPAGANDA!!!! THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, WHO IS THE ONLY PARTY IN LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY GOD JESUS CHRIST!! PLEASE KEEP AMERICAN PURE!!! AND PROTECT HER ALMIGHTY SPIRIT!

Elijah : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

Elijah

7 votes NegativePositive

647 days 6 hours ago...

^ Sarcasm at its finest. I applaud you sir.

Great segment. 5/5

thehumungus : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

thehumungus

7 votes NegativePositive

647 days 6 hours ago...

^^ I think your caps lock is stuck open. It`s the key to your left little finger.

stbasdf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stbasdf

9 votes NegativePositive

647 days 5 hours ago...

i saw a boobie! i saw a booobiiieeee!!!!

Jadenxi : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Jadenxi

-6 votes NegativePositive

647 days 4 hours ago...

Although I agree with most of his points, Mahur is the most UNFUNNY person I have ever seen deliver lines.

He reminds me of some random jerkoff boss that you are forced to pretend to like because he can fire you.

He always surrounds himself with idiots who laugh maniacally at every retarded thing he says and then he smiles like a little schoolboy every time he says something.


It makes me hate his guts I can`t help it!

And this isnt some anti-liberal rant, I love alot of liberal comedians. Mahur is just a dumbass, sorry.


Seriosly, the republicans have their Bill(O`reilly) and the democrats have their Bill(Mahur).

They are two sides of the same coin. In some ways I can stand O`reilly a little bit better because the way he is full of himself is a less annoying way than Mahur is.

Yutakasama : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Yutakasama

1 votes NegativePositive

647 days 3 hours ago...

come on baby, one more time
gotta feed the need

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