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Big Brother: How to Order Pizza in 2020

Wow, the ACLU puts out some cool stuff. This is a creepy mock-up of what it might be like to order pizza once all your information is centralized and available for convenience and safety (air quotes).

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  • Date 2/14/2008 9:41:55 AM
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nethermit : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

nethermit

5 votes NegativePositive

210 days 9 hours ago...

STFU! Just gimme my pizza!

Euthphyro : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Euthphyro

-5 votes NegativePositive

204 days ago...

Vote democrat and thats where we will end up.

kyo121 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

kyo121

3 votes NegativePositive

204 days ago...

movie got taken down? it`s not loading for me.

launchpad1242 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

launchpad1242

3 votes NegativePositive

203 days 23 hours ago...

Pres Bush? This is what happens when you re-elect a tool like him

Tada : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Tada

-7 votes NegativePositive

203 days 23 hours ago...

This is something that will probably never happen, unless the government takes over the the market for pizza and thus have all your info or if one corporation takes over the whole country`s pizza, credit card and health industry at the same then and then goes to store all of their clients info and then shares it with all employees when it just is about pizza delivery.

If BB happens, it pretty much has to be a monopoly on the information market, so this kind of scenario is kinda hard to reach if you keep a free market going and have politicians who don`t let government let the control of law-making and national policy slip into the hands corporations...wait...

Kenny McCormick : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Kenny McCormick

0 votes NegativePositive

203 days 20 hours ago...

awww launchpad , thats so cute, u still think he was elected :( i pity you :P

Dallaman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Dallaman

3 votes NegativePositive

203 days 19 hours ago...

Tada, wtf are you talking about? read the fucking description

Godsim : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Godsim

6 votes NegativePositive

203 days 19 hours ago...

Pfff as if the majority would do something against it, actually they might enjoy that super all around service.
Average people are dumb, it`s a fact, always was and always will be.

bullwinkle : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

bullwinkle

2 votes NegativePositive

203 days 17 hours ago...

^The average person is not dumb, just ignorant. We are too lazy to protect ourselves from identity theft, internet fraud, and our desire to have it "right now". If we would take a more studied, patient approach to getting what we want we would not have to worry about this kind of thing ever happening. It will not happen unless we ALLOW it to.

hsyeow : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

hsyeow

0 votes NegativePositive

203 days 2 hours ago...

this is a rip-off from this malaysian site http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/150703_mykad.html

heck... the ID no is even the same.

oh.. national ID is a fact in malaysia. we kinda need it when we`re fighting the commies back in the 60`s.

Krispee : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Krispee

1 votes NegativePositive

202 days 21 hours ago...

To quote The Boondocks Ed Wuncler "Yea, he`s a stupid son of a bitch, but he`ll be president in 30 years."
I`m betting Bush Sr. had a similar conversation with Cheney when GW was doing lines off of the declaration of independence.

theplanetofthebrainslugs : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

theplanetofthebrainslugs

1 votes NegativePositive

195 days 1 hour ago...

5/5, too funny & too true!

@Tada
quote: "This is something that will probably never happen, unless the government takes over the the market"

No, it doesn`t work that way. Information you give to one organisation (say your health insurer, bank, etc etc) is a COMMODITY which can be sold for $$$. Companies do sell on information you give them right now, mainly for marketing purposes. There are companies who`s only buisness in acquiring and on-selling such information.

Moreover they pay people to go out and collect information about you. I worked (for a couple of days) as an information harvester, cold-calling companies to ask for empoyee details (name, role, phone, email, mailing address). We had to make up bullshit stories (ie. lie) to get the info. All the info went into a database. The info was used for marketing. My employer was a major publisher. I have no doubt the info was then on-sold. Around 80% of buisnesses I called did give out the info I was after. Perhaps I called YOUR office`s fromt desk and sweet-talked the receptionist into telling me all about YOU!

Unless there is appropriate regulation this shit will quickly get out of hand. So long as information is vauable market forces will ensure this. Hence the situation portrayed here is more plausible that any of us would like to believe.

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