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Lawyer Vs Sexy Lady

Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

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Arm : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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I heard this joke before. Though what I heard involves a little boy, a priest and a rabbi.

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