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Regular Kind Of Lawyer

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What`s yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy`s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy`s a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

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miksah2001 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

miksah2001

1 votes NegativePositive

202 days 10 hours ago...

why at the zoo?

-Frontlin_E[ph511]r- : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

-Frontlin_E[ph511]r-

0 votes NegativePositive

149 days 2 hours ago...

why do I care if they were not old enough to be in school?

why did they introduce themselves?

and with hideously generic child names?

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