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Blonde Teacher

A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it. Later in the day when lunch time came she noticed the same girl on her own again, while other children were enjoying a game of football. She decided to go over to the girl and asked her if she was alright, the girl replied "Yes" and the teacher said "Why are you always on your own here?" to which the girl replied "Because I'm the goalie!"

  • LiHalan
  • posted by LiHalan
  • Date 5/21/2008 1:02:45 PM
  • Views: 1067
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Zedio : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Zedio

-6 votes NegativePositive

102 days 16 hours ago...

i dont get it.
foootball doesnt have goalies. if by football you mean soccer then this joke is not funny at all.

Suffer : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Suffer

-5 votes NegativePositive

98 days 17 hours ago...

No, the joke means Football. There is no goalie in Football, that`s the joke..she wants to play, kids won`t let her...so they`re making her "play" goalie.

nun_slayer181 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

nun_slayer181

5 votes NegativePositive

96 days 23 hours ago...

^^^
your retarded. The joke is that ALL the kids were playing soccor and the BLONDE teacher was too fucking dumb to realise that the girl was stading in front of a set of goals.

I dont know who is more stupid here, the teacher in the joke, or your dumb arse.

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