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Goliath Casket

A story of a place that builds caskets for fat people.

  • KUDZU
  • posted by KUDZU
  • Date 11/9/2007 10:08:57 PM
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FlavTheApollo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

FlavTheApollo

15 votes NegativePositive

333 days 16 hours ago...

I guess i never thought about what kind of casket a morbidly obese person would need.
If you think you`re the kind of person that would require a 52 inch wide casket - you might as well have the decency to run away in a very remote canyon and shoot yourself so you rot away rather than have 10 people struggling to get you in a casket...
I think the price difference between a normal casket and a "king size" would be much bigger than the cost of liposuction surgery.

MARINE255 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MARINE255

4 votes NegativePositive

333 days 16 hours ago...

hmm i guess this is a.... >.> big... problem all around

but how far are people ganna take this honestly, need a crane and a flatbed to go anywhere, you live in an aluminium garage made for an airplane, how do people even make a living when your that damn big? is your occupation in life eating competitions?

all you can eat isnt a challenge, even a train stop sometimes!

AdolfOliverBush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

AdolfOliverBush

18 votes NegativePositive

333 days 10 hours ago...

lol at the kid at 2:11.

grumpybear : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

grumpybear

13 votes NegativePositive

333 days 8 hours ago...

so if someone needs a super sized casket, do they have to buy 2 plots at the cemetary?

FlavTheApollo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

FlavTheApollo

-5 votes NegativePositive

333 days 7 hours ago...

^no... didn`t you hear? they make everything bigger nowadays...

guywiththehair : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

guywiththehair

9 votes NegativePositive

332 days 18 hours ago...

Isn`t bad with metal caskets, because the body won`t decompose for ages?

xago : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

xago

6 votes NegativePositive

332 days 18 hours ago...

That`s just sad. i wish obese people would just go to the damn gym

mph_ragnarok : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

mph_ragnarok

13 votes NegativePositive

332 days 18 hours ago...

HAHAHA a 7`x7` casket ! A FUCKIN SQUARE COFFIN ,

stbasdf : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

stbasdf

6 votes NegativePositive

332 days 18 hours ago...

if someone were as wide as they are tall...that`s really obese

Vizreel : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Vizreel

4 votes NegativePositive

332 days 18 hours ago...

that kid made my day

bompueonu3 : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

bompueonu3

2 votes NegativePositive

332 days 17 hours ago...

stupid kid. should not be playing with a sticky ball paddle at older than 10

ultimadrift : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

ultimadrift

1 votes NegativePositive

332 days 17 hours ago...

DAMN why didnt i think of this business xD

PCGamer91 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

PCGamer91

6 votes NegativePositive

332 days 16 hours ago...

for fuck sakes. What is it with human beings that drives them to have their loved ones wrestle their corpse into a hole? I say we make burials illegal. All they do is waste resources, land, and time. From now on we should have a cremation chamber in every decent sized town and just burn the corpses. Quicker, easier, and no more 7`x7` steel caskets sitting in the ground for centuries. Oh and if you have a problem with the use of fossil fuels in the cremation process we can just dump people in a forest, or the ocean, at least then these fat pieces of shit will be of some use to nature.

MorphingJar : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

MorphingJar

11 votes NegativePositive

332 days 15 hours ago...

Just burn the fat fucks. The energy from their fat would heat a home for a month.

Einherje : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Einherje

0 votes NegativePositive

332 days 8 hours ago...

Aaaah, the irony... I love how many of you guys that use a lot of your energy to pick on fat people will yourself get fat kids in the future.
Why you have to pick on people you dont`t even know is beyond me.

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