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The Onion: Stabbing Monkeys

Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.

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10/17/2007 3:38:12 PM

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NYCJockCub : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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885 days 18 hours ago...

total deadpan comedy

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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885 days 18 hours ago...

I love stabbing Monkeys.. spanking monkeys... you name it!

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wooly15 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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885 days 17 hours ago...

I'm such an idiot, if he hadn't made the "spooning" comment I would have fallen for this hook, line and sinker. I was about to call PETA...LOL

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Asuka : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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885 days 16 hours ago...

I all most fell for it as well wooly till the end.

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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885 days 16 hours ago...

LMFAO. I love The Onion. 5/5

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Mr.Goober : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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885 days 16 hours ago...

Did anyone else but me catch the news ticker down in the bottom of the screen. some of them that were readable was funny such as:

- Travel magazine names Phoenix, AZ. most likely city to die in during a layover.
- Coach of an athlete that died in car accident says it is a tragedy and wish it could of happen to a less talented athlete

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Vizreel : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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885 days 14 hours ago...

now I know I can't say those things with a straight face...

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rybear4513 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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885 days 14 hours ago...

LMAO @ the shank @ :37

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VanHalen : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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885 days 13 hours ago...

aw the catholic church denounced spooning

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Mike Oh : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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885 days 12 hours ago...

WTF DID I JUST WATCHED??

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Vicsand : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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885 days 12 hours ago...

lmao best fucking comment in the world "The stabbing showed simlar between old monkeys and young monkeys, even pregant monkeys" damn there goes my conclusion... you cant take a knife to the stomach just casue you got a few years on junior.

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