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U.K. government has admitted to spraying British public with deadly toxins.

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Rapid Dissent : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Rapid Dissent

7 votes NegativePositive

333 days 12 hours ago...

First, eh? Better use it well.

I wouldn't bother watching the video unless you enjoyed the typing scenes in Sleepless in Seattle, and would like to see similar video for 6 minutes.

If that isn't your bag, I would recommend going to the page linked in the subtext (http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4398507,00.html).

That link is what makes this worthwhile, as it establishes a rather damning precedent when dealing with modern chemtrails.

Wikipedia is somewhat useful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrails

The 5th paragraph of 'Overview' is quite interesting, though I would personally go to CNN if I was going to open my mouth; not some free periodical.

Personally, I don't know what to make of it. If this is indeed a conspiracy, there must be well over a thousand people privy to the secret, yet no-one is talking about something allegedly so heinous.

At the same time, they didn't talk about it between 1940 and 1979 in the U.K., and many people had to be in on that (See what I mean about a damning precedent?).

hai : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

hai

6 votes NegativePositive

333 days 8 hours ago...

velocity73R: it is good that you posted this here

on a site like this, the majority of users who view this will remain in the so-called first stage of truth, ridicule a.k.a. denial, ignorance, and disbelief, but the potential to prompt even one user to investigate the matter further makes this post worthwhile and important

Alpha Raptor : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Alpha Raptor

-6 votes NegativePositive

333 days 7 hours ago...

i'm still stuck in ridicule mode, my bullshit-o-meter was screaming. we have them here in CT. BTW, i live near 4 major airports, they aren't just common... they're EXPECTED. a bunch of whack jobs with conspiracy theories don't phase me, i know better.

nick20404 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

nick20404

2 votes NegativePositive

333 days 4 hours ago...

GEORGE BUSH!!!

Sasuke428 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Sasuke428

-6 votes NegativePositive

333 days 4 hours ago...

Those "new long lasting contrails" arn't chemical trials, they are the result of all those tree hugging, hippy, commie, dickheads, and the damn Nazi EPA. The contrails are the byproduct of new "greener" oil used in jet fuel, nothing more. If you don't like looking up at the crisscrossing lines of clouds in the sky then contact your congressmen and tell him to vote against funding those home grown terrorist at the environmental protection agency.

boldfart : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

boldfart

7 votes NegativePositive

332 days 10 hours ago...

At last, a British conspiracy theorist to match up to the rabid rantings of the Americans.
Well done Velocity now we can hold our heads up high amongst the nutters or the world.

frogleg : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

frogleg

8 votes NegativePositive

332 days 5 hours ago...

I dont care if you use the word conspiracy or not.

I think that document pretty much states as fact that the british goverment sprayed it's populace with supposedly harmless bacteria and chemicals. They admit it, alright? Can you understand that bit at least? Sure they say it's harmless, but so was smoking for a very long time... And the world was flat too...

However, being sprayed with potentially toxic shit should be on a vouluntary basis. I can bet your balls that everyone that knew about the spraying sure as hell wasn't in that area when it took place... Wich is odd, since if they care so much about the public, shouldn't they be the first to voulunteer?

In addition, if I was elected into the british goverment and I was so inclined to kill you all, I'd have a pretty nice layout for spraying you with the real thing wouldn't I? :)

Edit a few days later for the people of the voted down posts:

The HUMOR part is in the comments, assholes :)

Orbpael : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Orbpael

10 votes NegativePositive

332 days 4 hours ago...

Your bullshit meter was trained into you by popular society.

FIND out what a condensation trail is. and find out what ANYTHING ELSE sprayed into the air looks like. use your eyes and ears.

Living near 4 major airports is impossible. This generalization in your post leads me to belive that a majority of human beings cannot recognise that condensation (the same stuff that makes your windshielf foggy and the same stuff that makes your toilet sweat) does not hang in the air and dissipate in a dull grey haze.


Its so damned obvious if you take TEN MINUTES to look at a trail of white smoke emitting from a plane at such a high altitude doesent dissapear is NOT condensation. Ask an airline pilot personally ive asked seven about the subject and they are baffled as to how condensation from any modern jet engine would last longer then a minute.

if you wont take the time or the effort to look for yourself... but backseat comment how wrong and bullcrap it is from your VAST EXSPERIENCE then take plenty of deep breaths outside so the systs in your ling develop NICE AND JUICEY LIKE.

Liranan : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Liranan

7 votes NegativePositive

332 days 3 hours ago...

Sasuke is right everyone. He hits it right on the nail blaming those hippies, commies, green activists, gays and blacks (did I miss anything or anyone Sasuke?).

I mean why would a government do these things? Why would a government drop two nuclear bombs on a country that is already surrendering? Why would a country blow up nuclear bombs in the Nevada desert and then march tens of thousands of soldiers throug the area while the cloud is still hanging over their heads? Why would anyone blow up small islands in the pacific? Why would a country go to war against a country that can't even afford to buy shoes for its soldiers and over a piece of land which has absolutely NO value whatsoever? Why would a government hide away the files they have on the death of their president when they claim they had nothing to do with it?

Damn those long haired fascist hippies!! It's all their fault that countries and governments can do what they want, when they want and how they want. It's their fault that you are too stupid to realise the ministry of defense ADMITTED spraying the populace with whatever they wanted. Man I hate those treehuggers because it's their fault that your extreme right-wing stupidity is what keeps todays Nazi's in power.

But there is hope. Inhale deeply and enjoy the fumes from those four airports you claim to live near and soon enough you will develope cancer and other illnesses. Oh wait, it's those hippies fault right? And which city in the world has four airports in such a close vicinity to eachother that you live 'near' them? You imply that you can drive to all airports within minutes. But not a big problem, using near as loosely as you are I currently live near at least 10. But strangely I've never seen green vapour, must be my eyesight having been blinded by those weed smoking gays.

Damn all those people for your ignorence and stupidity, not to mention bigotry. Please don't refrain from pointing out anything I might have missed Sasuke.

P.S. Go live in the Sahara for a few weeks and then tell us a hot earth is good for us... oops, I'm a treehugging commie. Luckily for you I actually am.

Cache : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Cache

-7 votes NegativePositive

332 days 2 hours ago...

BORING

istayaway7 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

istayaway7

-7 votes NegativePositive

332 days 2 hours ago...

why is this on spiked HUMOR?

MrHotMonkeyLove : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

MrHotMonkeyLove

1 votes NegativePositive

332 days 1 hour ago...

Thanks for the info. I would get rid of the typing text effect and focus more on the content - that guardian reference is gold.

Just like Bush's comment finally admitting terrorists used explosives on 11/9... in response to all those sheeple who just regurgitated those stupid jet fuel explanations.

And for the dude who lives maybe a bit too close to 4 airports: the lack of clean oxygen is making you retarded, buddy. I don't live near any major airports yet once in a while we have a lot of traffic in our sky - not 1 or 2 but 4 planes flying in parallel... coincidentally only forming trails over the city, then another(?) four planes just magically flying back in the opposite direction, following their previous trails... yeah.. you're right - it's most probably swap gas or a trick of the light...

uncivic805 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

uncivic805

-5 votes NegativePositive

332 days ago...

The US Air Force in an attempt to combat global warning have been spraying Aluminum Oxide into the atmosphere to reflect some of the suns rays.

Thats what they really are.

Look it up.

Practiti0ner : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Practiti0ner

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

331 days 23 hours ago...

so thats why brits are such fucking pussies... or rather cunts :)

deadhardy : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

deadhardy

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

331 days 23 hours ago...

i put toxins in my sister's baby

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