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Janieness : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Janieness

7 votes NegativePositive

1012 days 15 hours ago...

lol If only life were like that?

ss32 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ss32

5 votes NegativePositive

1012 days 3 hours ago...

^YES! SOMEONE ON THIS DAMNED SITE FINALLY USED PROPER GRAMMAR!

Stradd : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Stradd

4 votes NegativePositive

1011 days 15 hours ago...

I wish I could test drive my girlfriend :o!

assmaster : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

assmaster

5 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 13 hours ago...

^I already did. I would go find a different girl to test drive if I were you.

sturm666 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

sturm666

8 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 13 hours ago...

Yup. Once you get married, women stop trying to impress you.

Marriage:
1. The woman gets the ring. Or if you both do, her's it 10 times the cost of yours. Both are bought with the mans money.

2. If you divorce she gets 50% or more of your earnings for years until she remarries. Why?

3. Prostitution and marriage are very similar. The whore gets the money up front, and you get to walk away after the deed. The wife gets a car, a house, clothes, a ring anything she wants over the course of several years. What does the man get?

So marriage really benefits the woman. If you think not then what is wrong with dating a woman forever? Why get involved with the "business" of marriage? It is unnatural and unecessary in this day and age to be married.

nightmane : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

nightmane

3 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 13 hours ago...

not all of us are like that ya know...when i get married i still plan on impressing my man and why need an expensive ring? some of us aren't high maintenece...geez i hate being catergorized

Sanya : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Sanya

1 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 12 hours ago...

Well said sturm666... it's really -men- who've been getting the short end of the stick since... the dawn of human civilization.

Here's a novel idea; if you've got a problem with the arrangement of your marriage, try talking about it with your partner instead of sulking.

And by the by, once men get in bed with a woman, they stop trying to impress her. At least women hold out until marriage before they stop caring.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Flynn_2006

5 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 11 hours ago...

i told my girlfriend that i'd marry her the day i get knighted. though she doesn't know i meant jedi knight.

Train : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Train

1 votes NegativePositive

1009 days 1 hour ago...

hah! if only it were like that

jb07jb : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jb07jb

-1 votes NegativePositive

1008 days 14 hours ago...

dont think thats very funny

EyeDisco : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

EyeDisco

-1 votes NegativePositive

1007 days 3 hours ago...

I want to test drive an Opel

sufferage : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

sufferage

1 votes NegativePositive

1004 days 21 hours ago...

If you don't trust your wife enough to not run off with everything or the next guy she finds, then why did you marry her?

Good clip though, if only we could test drive everything...

Ordie : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Ordie

1 votes NegativePositive

1004 days 4 hours ago...

@Sayna: you cant be serious i have been married for 4 years and i still try everyday to make it better and better for her and in bed just tonight i have not heard moaning and screaming oh fuck im commin again.So like most of the time women complain when they get anything likw when you hear a gal gets paid less than a guy ,im like of course if a guy puts in 80+ hours a week into work and a gal only does 40 or less and has personal days and when she squeses out a carbon copy of herself how much maternity leave does she get.i was workin at a company and when they were lookin for leads they premoted a chick over me and told me that gals make better leadership i was yea wheres your proof 3 months later shes on maternity leave and she never comes back.

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