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Video:Cooking With Balls - New Cookbook

Cooking With Balls - New Cookbook


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SQUEAMISH men look away now. A Serbian chef is bringing out a no-holds-barred guide to cuisine with a twist: The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls.

Hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection, the cookbook includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets.

The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

Several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys, get the Erovic treatment.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie.

"Once softened, mince them in a mincer."

A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.

Erovic, 45, may be self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field.

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said.

"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

Testicles are rich in testosterone and they are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in countries such as Serbia and China.

"The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles," Erovic said.

And with the credit crunch kicking in, more people may give up their rump steaks and turn to testicles instead.

Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One tonne of testicles are prepared for the event.

"When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment," the book said.

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Video:The Missing Condom-Mobile

The Missing Condom-Mobile

MEXICO CITY — Missing in Mexico: One truck carrying 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23-foot (7 meter) inflatable prophylactic.

The coordinator of an HIV/AIDS awareness tour, Polo Gomez, said Wednesday that the "Condomovil" was parked in front of a friend's house in Mexico City when it disappeared Sunday evening. He believes the truck was stolen, but he doesn't know why. Police are still investigating.

The truck should be easy to spot. It features painted images of a peeled banana, the exposed part shaped like a condom, and a shirtless man saying: "I protect myself. Do you?"

Gomez estimated US$19,000 (200,000 pesos) worth of material is missing, including the truck, its contents and sound equipment.

The United Nations AIDS program says there are some 200,000 people living with HIV in Mexico.

The Condomovil program has toured Mexico since 1998 promoting safe sex practices while distributing 1.2 million condoms to more than 700,000 people, Gomez said. The inflatable condom was used to draw attention from passers-by.

Gomez said a scheduled tour of Mexico's south would likely be canceled unless the truck is found.

The group bought the truck with a grant from Mexico's federal Health Department. The department also donated the 5,000 condoms in the truck when it went missing.

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Video:Zoo Upsets Ginger Kids

Zoo Upsets Ginger Kids

An Australian zoo has dropped an ad campaign offering free visits to people with ginger hair to highlight the plight of orang-utans.

Adelaide Zoo ran advertisements offering "free Zoo entry for all rangas" during the school holidays, reports the Advertiser.

"Ranga" - an abbreviation of orang-utan - is a common nickname in Australia for redheads.

"We seem to be getting quite a bit of a negative reaction to that request," said Zoos SA's director of conservation programs Kevin Evans.

"People are possibly more sensitive about it than we thought," he said.

"We have a campaign over the school holidays because of orang-utans being an endangered species - and so are human redheads," Mr Evans said.

"Because of the way people move around these days, the genes that carry redheads are breeding out to brunettes and blondes."

The zoo has dropped the ads but will continue to offer free entry to people with red hair for the next two weeks.

Zoo staff will not seek proof that patrons are natural redheads: "We're not actually checking tops and tails, or anything like that," Mr Evans said.

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Video:UK Blackmail Case Involves Sex, Drugs and Stripper

UK Blackmail Case Involves Sex, Drugs and Stripper

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Royal blackmail case involves sex, drugs and stripper at sordid party

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


LONDON: The royal, the stripper and the blackmailer.


That's just for starters as a sordid tale involving sex, drugs and the British royal family unfolds in London's Central Criminal Court.
The royal in question cannot be named because of a court order protecting his identity, but the testimony Wednesday sheds some light on the murky dealings between tabloid newspaper reporters, press agents, and people claiming to have damaging information about the rich and famous.


The case involves two men_ Ian Strachan, 31, and Sean McGuigan, 41 — accused of a complicated blackmail plot against the royal.


They relied on a royal aide, who can be identified only as Witness D under court rules, who was tape recorded talking about having an oral sex act performed on him at a party by the royal, referred to in court as Witness A. He said the sex act was performed at the urging of a stripper at the party who dared them to have oral sex.


The two defendants tried in vain to sell the audio and video tapes to British tabloids, witnesses said in court Wednesday. They got some nibbles, but were rejected in the end, tabloid reporters said.
News of the World reporter James Weatherup said he was initially interested in the tapes because they allegedly contained an accusation that the royal had taken drugs.
"It's in the tapes," the reporter said. "There is an allegation of taking drugs. We'd be interested in proving that A took drugs."


Sun reporter Duncan Larcombe also testified that he was approached by Strachan, who provided details about the oral sex allegation.


After extensive discussions, the two newspapers decided independently not to pay for the tapes and pursue the story, apparently because of concerns about whether the allegations could be substantiated. Other newspaper reached the same conclusion after studying the material.


Strachan also approached Max Clifford Associates, Britain's most prominent celebrity public relations agency, to see if a deal with the tabloids could be brokered, said Nicola Philips, a consultant at the agency.


She said she was shown a videotape in which the royal aide was seen snorting a suspicious white powder "which I was told was cocaine."


Philips testified that she told Strachan it was possible the story might be worth 50,000 pounds (US$ 100,000, €63,000) or more if it was solid. But she said she never made an offer to purchase the material.


She said that Strachan seemed to be motivated not only by a desire for payment but also by an intense dislike of the royal aide known as Witness D. She said Strachan believed that D had taken advantage of one of Strachan's friends.


"It was more that D had drugged a friend of his," she said. "It was more a case of a moral revenge. It was personal."


When these attempts to place the story with a tabloid failed, the two men allegedly tried to blackmail the royal by demanding 50,000 pounds (US$100,000; €63,000) to destroy the recordings in which the aide makes the allegations.


The two men deny the charge.


McGuigan's lawyer, Ronald Thwaites, said that Witness D, the royal aide who made the accusations against the royal, was a habitual liar whose word could not be trusted.
"I suggest that he is a boastful braggart who is showing off to the nearest audience or to any audience, camping it up, mincing around, putting everyone down except himself," he said.
Strachan and McGuigan were arrested Sept. 11 in a police sting operation at a London hotel. Their trial is expected to last a month.

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Video:Fish Slips Into 14-year-old's Penis

Fish Slips Into 14-year-old's Penis

Melbourne, Sept 16 (ANI): Doctors treating a 14-year-old Indian boy were stunned to find a 2cm long fish had 'slipped' into his penis.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

The patient claimed that the fish 'slipped' into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

"While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms" the Daily Telegraph quoted Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy, as saying.

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, the doctors used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis.

Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

The boy was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma. (ANI)

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Video:Dog Dials 911 To Save Owner's Life

Dog Dials 911 To Save Owner's Life

A German shepherd dog saved his owner's life by calling for an ambulance when the man suffered a seizure.

Police officers in Scottsdale, Arizona, could hear the whimpering and barking of Buddy after receiving the 911 call.

Dispatcher Chris Trott can be heard on a recording of the incident saying: "Hello, this is 911. Hello... Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to?"

Police were sent to Joe Stalnaker's home and after about three minutes Buddy is heard on the recording barking loudly when they arrive.

Mr Stalnaker's address was flagged in the Scottsdale system's with a notification that a trained assistance dog could call 911 when the owner was incapacitated.

Police explained Mr Stalnaker adopted Buddy at the age of eight weeks from Michigan-based Paws with a Cause, which trains assistance dogs.

Buddy, now 18 months old, has been trained to press programmed buttons until a 911 operator is on the line, should his owner suffer seizure symptoms.

This was the third time he has called the emergency services on behalf of Mr Stalnaker.

Scottsdale police sergeant Mark Clark said Mr Stalnaker spent two days in a hospital but has recovered from the seizure.

He said: "It's pretty incredible. Even the veteran dispatchers - they haven't heard of anything like this."

Sgt Clark added Mr Stalnaker's seizures are the result of a head injury he suffered about 10 years ago during a military training exercise.

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Video:Mickey Mouse Must Die

Mickey Mouse Must Die

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.

But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam's teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.

According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: "The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him.

"If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.

"According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry?

"Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice.

"Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases."

Last month Mr Munajid condemned the Beijing Olympics as the "bikini Olympics", claiming that nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits.

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Video:Man Ate 23,000 Big Macs - Claims OCD

Man Ate 23,000 Big Macs - Claims OCD

FOND DU LAC, Wis. - Talk about a Big Mac attack! Don Gorske says he has eaten 23,000 of the burgers in 36 years.

The Fond du Lac man said he hit the 23,000 milestone last month, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

“I enjoy them every day,” said Gorske, 54. “I need two to fill me up.”

Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald’s track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.

Despite a diet some would call unhealthy, Gorske says he keeps himself in good shape. He says he’s 6-foot-2 and weighs 185 pounds, and walks as many as 10 miles a day.

He used to order fries every day in the 1980s but began to cut back in the ’90s, now eating them about once a month. He eats two Big Macs and two parfaits a day. Gorske has written a book about his experience.

“Sometimes people call me a freak but it doesn’t bother me. I just say respect people as they are,” he told The Associated Press. “I just want to make sure people understand I’m not going to change.”

He can instantly recall the eight days in which he failed to satisfy his craving. One was in 1988, the day his mother died, to respect a request she made.

“I made a promise to her and I always keep my promises,” he said. “I also promised her I wouldn’t cut my hair and in 20 years I haven’t.”

He twice failed to attack a Big Mac because of his job. A correctional-institution employee, he said a number of work emergencies kept him on the clock past midnight so he recorded those days as missed days.

Three other times he was traveling and couldn’t find a McDonald’s. He also went Big Mac-less on Thanksgiving Day 2000, and during a 1982 snowstorm that prevented the local McDonald’s franchise from opening.

“That’s when I started a habit where I kept them in the freezer,” he said. He keeps one or two burgers on hand but increases his inventory to four to five during the winter.

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Video:Wheelchair Robber Rolls In

Wheelchair Robber Rolls In



DALLAS — A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect. Authorities said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas convenience store this week, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.

But he didn't grab any cash. The suspect instead stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon, Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said.

Janse said the culprit may have been homeless and probably intoxicated at the time.

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Video:Murderer To Be Turned Into Fish Food?

Murderer To Be Turned Into Fish Food?

A convicted murderer on death row will have his body turned into fish food and fed to goldfish, all for the sake of art.

Gene Hathorn, 47, who was convicted of killing his father, stepmother and stepbrother in 1985, has given his consent to artist Marco Evaristti to use his body as an "art installation" in part of a wider project on capital punishment.

Should Hathorn's final appeal fail, Mr Evaristti would deep-freeze Hathorn's body and then turn it into fish food which visitors at the exhibition could feed to goldfish.

Mr Evaristti, a Chilean-born artist living in Denmark, hopes to begin work within a year if Hathorn is refused an appeal for the third time.

The pair met when Mr Evaristti was researching the longest serving inmates on Texas' infamous death row.

He first visited Hathorn in April this year and when he first suggest the idea to Hathorn, he apparently agreed immediately.

Mr Evaristti said: "Gene Hathorn's story is a powerful one but it is not his story that is as important for me as the system that exists in a society such as America's in such a vulgar and primitive way, the system, of killing people like this. I wanted to raise awareness of the fact there are people killed legally in our Western civilisation."

He added: "He wants to be a part of this art. It's the last thing he can do for society and he views it as positive."

There are doubts Mr Evaristti will be able to use Hathorn's remains in such a way but he is prepared for legal proceedings.

In the meantime, he is helping raise £125,000 for an investigation into events surrounding the circumstances of Hathorn's conviction, in the hope it may lead to an appeal, and has so far raised £52,000 through drawings produced by Hathorn.

The artist said details such as the sexual abuse Hathorn experienced at the hands of his father, an alleged Ku Klux Klan member, was not included in court proceedings leading to his convictions.

Mr Evaristti has been involved in a number of controversial exhibitions in the past. He first gained notoriety for a museum display in 2000 when he placed goldfish in electric blenders filled with water and invited visitors to turn them on.

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