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matisyahu - king without a crown
billy ocean's love really hurts without you.
full version of "without me" by eminem. pretty funny.
the fcc smashed all its previous records a few weeks ago when it leveled a three million dollar fine against a batch of cbs television stations for a teen sex orgy scene in the show without a trace. so, what does a three million dollar teen sex orgy look like? funny you should ask. i happen to have one - the very one - right here!
interesting little clip of a guy who somehow ties his shoes without using his hands. think it's real?
luckily for the passengers this was not exactly a crash landing. more like a zen landing, you know, "a landing with no landing gear".
a convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. after 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. his escape was the lead item on the six o`clock news. because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of. eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell. his wife opened the door and bellowed at him, "you good-for-nothing bum! where the heck have ya been? you escaped over six hours ago."
good to know, keep these items handy, your life just might depend on it!
funny eminem music video.
1. george bushcome on, you knew he would make the top of the list. and not just because he is half-man half-monkey. he is single-handedly responsible for destroying the image of all that is good and free in this world. for generations folks all over the world will hate america solely because of him. hitler was popular compared to bush. first we beat them in beerfest, and then we beat them in evil dictators. take that, germany.2. paris hiltonif ever there was a person in this world that should be labeled as “useless”, she’s the one. i don’t see why old stick-butt is worried about going to jail, it’s not like she has to be at work. ah, there is a novelty; paris hilton and work mentioned in the same paragraph. don’t get used to it because it will never, ever, ever happen again. 3. tom cruiseshouldn’t he be old already? why is he still running around like a twenty year old telemarketer on crack? he seems like he would be more at home doing infomercials than putting out crap-fests such as mi:3. is that a predication? nope. it is an inevitability. chuck norris may have some competition soon…4. sylvia brownthe last thing we need is an aged fat woman lying to folks about their dead family members and getting rich doing it. dead people do not talk to anyone… because they are dead. that is not just me making things up; it’s a pretty widely accepted scientific fact. almost as wide as her fat ass. i’m sure montel williams could tell you that, he seems to be up it every other week on his show.5. steve jobswe don’t really need macs; we have the pc. we also don’t need some asshole that puts “i” at the beginning of every word and tries to pass that gay shit off as cool. he is currently trying to create some sort of army of what he likes to call “mac geniuses” to help him take over the world. i’ll bet they eat tofu and drive around in volkswagen bugs. if i ever see any of these fools, i’m going to punch them in the face in the name of all that is pc. 6. osama bin ladeni’m sure his parents are extra proud of him. all that time spent learning how to use religion to get folks to kill each other really paid off. he also does a nice job getting other people to commit his murders for him. he is almost like the arab version of charles manson, just not as cool.note: he is really skinny because he doesn’t eat bacon. never trust a man who doesn’t eat bacon.7. tom from myspacehe has created a monster and if there is any justice in this universe, he will burn in whatever passes for a hell in whomever’s idea of the afterlife turns out to be correct. “hey, i know, i’ll create a website where it takes exactly no knowledge of computers to create a webpage and let little girls whore themselves out to old pedophiles while posting gay ass surveys and pictures that don’t make them look so fat.” what a great fucking idea… ass. 8. the entire middle eastsure, it’s true this is more than one person. i don’t care; the entire region is being lumped together for this list. if it was blown off the map tomorrow a full half of all the wars, death, and assholes would disappear from the earth. i often wonder how a civilization that has been on this planet longer than anyone else never learned the simple task of getting along. 9. zeroyeah, sure. but without me, who is going to write all these brilliant, pulitzer-worthy top 9 lists? some other guy without a girlfriend probably…
make a device that changes channels on your tv. one step closer to becoming macgyver.
a swiss anti-aids advertisement.
how this anti-aids commercial was done.
the minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "i want everyone who has been heing and sheing to stand up!"
half of his congregation stood up.
he then shouted out, "i want everyone who has been heing and heing to stand up!"
a couple of men stood up.
he then shouted out, "i want everyone who has been sheing and sheing to stand up!"
several women stood up.
the minister looked over his congregation and noticed that everyone was standing except little johnny.
the minister shouted out, "brothers and sisters, look at little johnny, can he be the only one without sin? little johnny, stand up. i guess you are the only one here who isn't preoccupied with sex and committing sins. what do you have to say!"
little johnny replied, "reverend, you ain't said nothing about meing and meing!"
looks like romania is not that insignificant ...
just so you can compare.
this is probably the cheesiest video i have ever seen but hey i got a good laugh out of it
stand up comedy by george carlin
must be a dry place.
i wonder if its sturdy ?
hes a rebel.
this is a video made from final fantasy x and x-2, it's all about tidus and yuna's love. includes music from jaci velasquez.
beijing - panic spread through one of china's largest cities on tuesday as residents hoarded water and food during a four-day water stoppage due to fears a chemical explosion had contaminated drinking supplies.
"to safeguard water safety in the urban districts, the municipal government has decided to provisionally stop supplying water to the public water network," said the government of harbin city, provincial capital of china's north eastern heilongjiang.
the order came after a november 13 explosion at a petrochemical plant in jilin city, about 380 kilometers up the songhua river from harbin.
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the song from bio-dome.
