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Video:Alan Partridge Questions Michael About His Travels In Asia

alan partridge questions michael about his travels in asia

alans ongoing obsession with transsexuals, leads to him asking michael about his travels in asia

Video:Time Travel Machine

time travel machine

is it possible to time travel?

Video:Horizon - Time Travel 2/5

horizon - time travel 2/5

is time travel really possible...these scientists say it is.

  • Votes 4.3813/5
  • Views 6788
  • Comments 9
  • Date 5/8/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Horizon - Time Travel 3/5

horizon - time travel 3/5

is time travel really possible...these scientists say it is.

  • Votes 4.5087/5
  • Views 7090
  • Comments 16
  • Date 5/8/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Horizon - Time Travel 4/5

horizon - time travel 4/5

is time travel really possible...these scientists say it is.

  • Votes 4.5475/5
  • Views 6289
  • Comments 7
  • Date 5/8/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Horizon - Time Travel 5/5

horizon - time travel 5/5

is time travel really possible...these scientists say it is.

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  • Views 6134
  • Comments 17
  • Date 5/8/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Time Travel

time travel

in honor of the inventor of time travel.

Video:WKUK Live - Time Travel

wkuk live - time travel

whitest kids u' know performing the time travel skit live.

Video:Horizon - Time Travel 1/5

horizon - time travel 1/5

is time travel really possible...these scientists say it is.
part 2/part 3/part 4/part 5.

Video:Time Travel: Einstein's Big Idea (Very Thought Provoking)

time travel: einstein's big idea (very thought provoking)

this video is a clip from a special on tlc. it explains the basic theory of how time travel would be possible. it does not prove it is possible just basically explains the theory. the theory is really thought provoking. a must watch!

Video:Space Travel Leaves You Ugly

space travel leaves you ugly


going boldly where no man has gone before is likely to leave you going bald, claims scientists – not to mention fat and ugly.

making long space journeys, like those envisaged in the future, will not be good for your looks or figure, claim scientists who believe they will leave astronauts looking short, fat and bald.

they believe living permanently in space for many years, perhaps even for many generations, adversely affects human's looks because they will not require any effort to move or keep warm.

near zero gravity would leave humans stunted and cause their bones and muscles to be underdeveloped, said astrobiologist dr lewis dartnell.

they will also have bloated faces and lose their hair because fluid would pool in their skulls and there would be no need for insulation from the cold.

dr dartnell, from university college london, admitted that by the time they reach their destination they may not pass an audition for star trek.

"with little effort required to move around in microgravity and an environment that is never too hot or cold, future spacemen and women are likely to become pretty chubby," he said.

"without gravity, fluid would float up to pool in the skull, which would cause the head to look permanently swollen out of proportion.

"also, with no need for hair to insulate the head or eyelashes to flick dust from their eyes, future humans may become completely hairless."

speaking at the cheltenham science festival, dr dartnell also addressed the question of what aliens on other worlds might look like.

he said: "certain features of the human body, such as camera-like eyes, head, and legs would evolve time and time again on different worlds, and so many features of alien animals are likely to be instantly recognisable. "however other features of life, such as the number of limbs animals develop, or the shape and colour of trees, would be much more variable between worlds."

the kepler space telescope was launched earlier this year and is expected to find dozens of earthlike planets orbiting distant stars.

some of these could host complex life. but even the nearer stars are so far away that travelling to them could take generations.

by the time the first humans arrive on an extrasolar planet, any aliens they meet are likely to find their appearance a shock.

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Video:Travels With My Beard  (Full documentary)

travels with my beard (full documentary)

a comedy documentary from the bbc taking a looking at the fear and paranoia that followed the july 2005 london bombings. rajesh thind produced, directed and fronts this very funny film about a very unfunny subject.

Video:Time Travel Drama

time travel drama

guy gets acquainted with himself from the past, present and future.

Video:Space Travel Facts

space travel facts

education for the masses.

Video:Time Travel Cheat Sheet

time travel cheat sheet

let's say you've gone back in time...

Video:Traveling On A Train

traveling on a train

there was an irishman, an englishman and claudia schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through tasmania.

suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. when the train came out of the tunnel, claudia schiffer and the irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

the englishman was thinking: "the irish fella must have kissed claudia schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." claudia schiffer was thinking: "the english fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the irishman and got slapped for it."

the irishman was thinking: "this is great! the next time the train goes through a tunnel i`ll make another kissing noise and slap that english idiot again."

Video:Cosmos - Travels In Space & Time 1/5

cosmos - travels in space & time 1/5

journey with dr. carl sagan through the magic of special effects, the viewer goes on a journey to observe the evolution of stars over millions of years, then sees a simulation of other stars with their orbiting planets.
part 2/part 3/part 4/part 5.

  • Votes 4.2626/5
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  • Comments 7
  • Date 6/5/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Cosmos - Travels In Space & Time 2/5

cosmos - travels in space & time 2/5

journey with dr. carl sagan through the magic of special effects, the viewer goes on a journey to observe the evolution of stars over millions of years, then sees a simulation of other stars with their orbiting planets.

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  • Date 5/29/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Cosmos - Travels In Space & Time 3/5

cosmos - travels in space & time 3/5

journey with dr. carl sagan through the magic of special effects, the viewer goes on a journey to observe the evolution of stars over millions of years, then sees a simulation of other stars with their orbiting planets.

  • Votes 4.3811/5
  • Views 4672
  • Comments 4
  • Date 5/29/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Cosmos - Travels In Space & Time 4/5

cosmos - travels in space & time 4/5

journey with dr. carl sagan through the magic of special effects, the viewer goes on a journey to observe the evolution of stars over millions of years, then sees a simulation of other stars with their orbiting planets.

  • Votes 4.2355/5
  • Views 4556
  • Comments 0
  • Date 5/29/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Cosmos - Travels In Space & Time 5/5

cosmos - travels in space & time 5/5

journey with dr. carl sagan through the magic of special effects, the viewer goes on a journey to observe the evolution of stars over millions of years, then sees a simulation of other stars with their orbiting planets.

  • Votes 4.4709/5
  • Views 4532
  • Comments 5
  • Date 5/29/2008
  • by Drue

Video:Time Travel Partner

time travel partner

this guy is looking for someone to travel through time with him. interested?

Video:Time Travel: May Happen In 3 Months

time travel: may happen in 3 months


article submitted by blizzloader.

time travel could be a reality within just three months, russian mathematicians have claimed.

they believe an experiment nuclear scientists plan to carry out in underground tunnels in geneva in may could create a rift in the fabric of the universe.

the european organisation for nuclear research (cern) hopes its "atom-smashing" tests - which aim to recreate the conditions in the first billionth of a second after the "big bang'" created everything - will shed invaluable light on the origins of the universe.

but irina aref'eva and igor volovich, of moscow's steklov mathematical institute, say the energy produced by forcing tiny particles to collide at close to the speed of light could open the door to visitors from the future.

according to einstein's general theory of relativity, any large amounts of matter or energy will distort the space and time that surrounds it.

if the energy or mass is large enough, it is claimed that time can be distorted so much that it folds back on itself - creating a wormhole, or time tunnel, between the present and the future.

but dr brian cox, a member of cern and one of britain's leading experts in particle physics, is highly sceptical about the russian claims, calling them "nothing more than a good science fiction story".

he said: "cosmic ray collisions in the upper atmosphere are far more energetic than anything we can produce.

"they have been occurring for five billion years, and no time travellers have appeared.

"stephen hawking has suggested that any future theory of quantum gravity will probably close this possibility off, not least because the universe usually proceeds in a sane way, and time travel into the past isn't sane."

cynics often point out that if time travel was really possible, we would have been visited by people from the future.

however, einstein's laws of physics suggest that time travel is only possible into the past as far as the point when the first time machine was invented.

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Video:Travel Not a Music Store

travel not a music store

a guy walks into a shop. "you got one of them marshall hiwatt ac30 amplificatior thingies and a gibson stratoblaster geetar with a fried rose tremulo?" "you're a drummer, aren't you?" "yeah. how'd you know?" "this is a travel agency."


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