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Video:Scented tires smell like silliness

scented tires smell like silliness

ever stop to think that the aroma of your car's tires could be more pleasant? no? well, the boys (and, probably, girls) at kumho tires did, creating the world's first scented car tire. the ecsta dx replaces the rubber smell of your typical tire with heat-resistant oils. first scent up is lavender, with orange an jasmine coming soon. personally, i'd like to see a kfc version. targeted at sedan-driving women, the fragrant tires are due to arrive in discount tire stores and tirerack.com by spring. pricing is $119 to $138 per tire, depending on size. yes, they seem ridiculous, but they said the same thing about scented candles once. from scifi.com

Video:Homemade Explosive Launches Car Tire

homemade explosive launches car tire

a group of friends use their homemade explosive to launch a car tire hundreds of feet into the air.

Video:Tire Explodes In Guy's Face

tire explodes in guy's face

he now knows that tires explode when pumped up too much.

Video:Car Loses Tire, Gets It Back

car loses tire, gets it back

a race car loses its right rear tire then unexpectedly gets it back.

Video:Boobs Stuck In Car Tire

boobs stuck in car tire

this oldish woman gets her tits stuck in a tire and struggles to get out.

Video:Tired Toddler Loves Cake

tired toddler loves cake

this baby just can't get enough cake no matter how tired he is.

Video:Ironic Tires

ironic tires

now where in the world can i get a tire to replace mine?

Video:Very Well Behaved Tire

very well behaved tire

in response to 'well behaved tire' on the frontpage right now.

Video:Tired Horse

tired horse

they switch places when the horse is tired.

Video:Airless Tires From Michelin

airless tires from michelin

michelin next generation radical new tire design by michelin. the next generation of tires. they had a pair at the philadelphia car show. these tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. the bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these tires. this is what great r&d will do, and just think of the impact on existing technology: 1... no more air valves 2... no more air compressors at gas stations 3... no more repair kits . the pictures below are actual pictures taken in the south carolina plant of michelin. it will be awhile before they are available to the automotive industry.

Video:Tires Cause Nasty Accident

tires cause nasty accident

rally car comes screaming around a corner and side swipes the tire wall. the car gets batted around like a tennis ball. i thought those tire walls would be more secure.

Video:Just For Laughs - Tires

just for laughs - tires

some people help an old lady by moving tires, and when they get to a destination there is a cop car without tires, making them look like they are stealing them.

Video:Tractor Tires Rolling Down A Hill

tractor tires rolling down a hill

when people roll tractor tires down a hill you have to get out of the way!!!! look out below!

Video:I'm Too Tired For Sex

i'm too tired for sex

'i'm too tired' has become the most used excuse to avoid sex, according to a survey.

'i've got a headache'' has now fallen to number three in the list behind ''i'm not in the mood''.

other white lies to make the top five included ''i've got to get up early in the morning'' and ''i'm pre-occupied with work''.

the trend emerged in a study of 4,000 adults which also revealed one in five brits regularly make excuses to avoid having sex.

seven out of 10 said they were often too exhausted to enjoy sex and four out of 10 said the recession had played havoc with their sex life.

a spokesman for www.onepoll.com, which carried out the study, said: ''the humble headache has had its day as far as excuses are concerned.

''tiredness plays a much bigger part in our reasons not to climb between the sheets these days and enjoy some quality time together.

''and its hardly surprising when we are all working longer hours than ever before and have so many things to worry about.

''fears over whether will be able to pay our mortgages or even whether we will have a job in a month's time are bound to affect our bedroom performance.

''it was intriguing to see just how the recession has affected our passion levels too.''

the report also found men are more likely to make excuses than women with 27 per cent admitting they often avoided sex compared to 18 per cent of women.

but while one in two blokes said they made excuses because they were genuinely too tired to make love three quarters of women said they put their partner off because they couldn't be bothered.

worryingly, one in three men said they made excuses because they didn't fancy their wife or lover anymore, compared to around one in five women who said they same thing.

four out of 10 women admitted pretending they were asleep compared to five out of 10 men.

and four out of 10 men said they avoided getting into bed at the same time as their partner in case they suggested sex.

one in in five women said they same thing.

regionally women in the midlands are most likely to make excuses while men in yorkshire will also do their best to avoid a romp.

top ten sex excuses

1. too tired

2. i'm not in the mood

3. i've got a headache

4. i've got to get up in the morning

5. i'm pre-occupied with work

6. i'm angry with you

7. i can hear one of the children

8. you need a shower

9. i've got a bad back

10. too soon in our relationship

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Video:Mayan Elder Tired of 2012 Bullshit

mayan elder tired of 2012 bullshit

a mayan elder says he is sick of people asking him whether the world will end on december 21, 2012.

apolinario chile pixtun says the date will not bring the end of the world - despite claims the mayan calendar shows that time will "run out".

"i came back from england last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff," he told the daily telegraph.

mr pixtun, a guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from western, not mayan ideas.

a significant time period for the mayans does end on the date, and enthusiasts have found a series of astronomical alignments they say coincide in 2012.

the mayan civilization, based in modern day mexico and central america, reached its height from 300 ad to 900 ad and had a talent for astronomy.

its long count calendar begins in 3,114 bc, marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as baktuns. thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the mayas, and the 13th baktun ends around december 21, 2012.

a mayan stone tablet found in mexico in the 1960s says something is supposed to happen involving bolon yokte, the god of war and creation, in 2012 - but the end of the prophesy is illegible.

"it's a special anniversary of creation," said david stuart, a specialist in mayan epigraphy at the university of texas at austin.

"the maya never said the world is going to end, they never said anything bad would happen necessarily, they're just recording this future anniversary on monument six."

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Video:Al Green - Tired of Being Alone

al green - tired of being alone

another lesson in cool from al green.

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  • Date 8/11/2008
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Video:Tire Trick

tire trick

macgyver would be proud.

Video:Too Tired

too tired

this little gaffer needs more sleep in her life.

Video:Rolling Tires Down a Ski Jump

rolling tires down a ski jump

the ending will surprise you.

Video:Tired Squirrel

tired squirrel

squirrel taking a break from the day.

Video:Do Not Use Tire

do not use tire

for some reason it won't hold pressure.

Video:Scary Spare Tire

scary spare tire

new meaning of the compact spare.

Video:16 Cars Run on Their Left Tires

16 cars run on their left tires

16 cars gets tipped by a ramp and drives into a perfect formation with perfect weight distribution throughout the car to maintain this position.

Video:Tommy Lee Jones Alien Mission #2 Tired

tommy lee jones alien mission #2 tired

allien mission commercial for suntory boss soft drink.


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