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some teachers being provoked by kids.
this teacher beats up his students. i guess they pissed him off pretty good.
there's always the one teacher that wants to be the cool one.
i know i would have shown up to class everyday early if she was my teacher.
someone decides to sneak behind the teacher and pull their pants down.
jack black is hilarious as a substitute teacher.
at a high school reunion: guy #1: hey! alex! i`ve not seen you in 15 years, what do you do now? guy #2: oh, i`m a logic teacher guy #1: a logic teacher? guy #2: yeah, let me give you an example: do you have a fish at home? guy #1: yeah guy #2: so you must like animals. guy #1: yeah guy #2: if you like animals you must like mammals. guy #1: yeah guy #2: if you like mammals, you must like women guy #1: yeah guy #2: so you must be attracted by women guy #1: yeah. the first guy then go see his other friend and tell him: guy #1: wow, did you hear that alex is a logic teacher now? guy #3: wtf is a logic teacher? guy #1: let me give you an example, do you have a fish at home? guy #3: no guy #1: you`re fucking gay!
a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. the teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. the little girl stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale. irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. the little girl said, “when i get to heaven i will ask jonah”. the teacher asked, “what if jonah went to hell?” the little girl replied, “then you ask him”.
a little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. the teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. the little girl: stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale. irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. the little girl: said, "when i get to heaven i will ask jonah". the teacher: asked, " what if jonah went to hell?" the little girl: replied, "then you ask him".
a new teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. it was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. she quickly turned and asked, "what's so funny pat?"
"well teacher, i just saw one of your garters."
"get out of my classroom," she yells, "i don't want to see you for three days."
the teacher turns back to the chalkboard. realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. she quickly turns and asks, "what's so funny, billy?"
"well teacher, i just saw both of your garters."
again she yells, "get out of my classroom!" this time the punishment is more severe, "i don't want to see you for three weeks."
embarrassed, she drops the eraser when she turns around, so she bends over to pick it up. this time there is an all out belly laugh from another male student. she quickly turns to see little johnny leaving the classroom.
"where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"well teacher, from what i just saw, my school days are over."
a blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. it came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it. later in the day when lunch time came she noticed the same girl on her own again, while other children were enjoying a game of football. she decided to go over to the girl and asked her if she was alright, the girl replied "yes" and the teacher said "why are you always on your own here?" to which the girl replied "because i'm the goalie!"
a local teacher accidentally put pornography into a dvd that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike. parents of students who attend isabelle jackson elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of thei more..r life. the offending dvd starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. they start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.
why is it never a sexy teacher? anyways being that drunk in class should be grounds for firing.
i saw this on cnn when i was in nc. a fight between a chick and a female teacher, we should see these more often!
"florida biology teacher, tiffany shepherd, was fired for wearing a bikini. got to wonder if she wasn`t this hot would she of still been fired for simply wearing a bikini." and are there any tiffanys out there that aren`t smokin`?
after seeing his pupil loosing the fight the teacher shows how to fight. this happened in an university of mexico. subtitles: prof isao nakamura master of karate do from the univeristy of tamaulipas. atacks a 17 year old student that defeat one of his pupils. at the end he celebrates.
by taylor mali www.taylormali.com what teachers make, or objection overruled, or if things don't work out, you can always go to law school by taylor mali www.taylormali.com he says the problem with teachers is, "what's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" he reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers: those who can, do; those who can't, teach. i decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the urge to remind the other dinner guests that it's also true what they say about lawyers. because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company. "i mean, you¹re a teacher, taylor," he says. "be honest. what do you make?" and i wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest) because, you see, i have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, then i have to let you have it. you want to know what i make? i make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. i can make a c+ feel like a congressional medal of honor and an a- feel like a slap in the face. how dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best. i make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence. no, you may not work in groups. no, you may not ask a question. why won't i let you get a drink of water? because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why. i make parents tremble in fear when i call home: i hope i haven't called at a bad time, i just wanted to talk to you about something billy said today. billy said, "leave the kid alone. i still cry sometimes, don't you?" and it was the noblest act of courage i have ever seen. i make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be. you want to know what i make? i make kids wonder, i make them question. i make them criticize. i make them apologize and mean it. i make them write, write, write. and then i make them read. i make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and over again until they will never misspell either one of those words again. i make them show all their work in math. and hide it on their final drafts in english. i make them understand that if you got this (brains) then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give them this (the finger). let me break it down for you, so you know what i say is true: i make a difference! what about you?
atlanta -- a 46-year-old mother pleaded guilty monday to barging into her daughter's southside high school classroom and brutally beating her teacher in february 2008. the mother, georgia thornton, apologized in court to the teacher, felecia williams. williams said the attack has left her with panic attacks and told the court she wanted thornton and her daughter to pay for what they did. “i was kicked, scratched, hit, punched and some of my hair was pulled out of my scalp,” said williams. williams explained to a judge how the classroom assault was inflicted by georgia thornton and her daughter, sequita. prosecutors say sequita thornton was failing williams' communications class and georgia thornton went to the school and, without signing in, went to williams’ class because she thought she had given her daughter an outdated book. the attack ended after students pulled williams away. georgia thornton said she was under a lot of stress at the time of the attack. “my hope today is that both georgia and sequita thornton will be held accountable for the pain and suffering they have caused me,” said williams. “i do apologize to her for what happened. it shouldn’t have happened,” said georgia thornton. the judge sentenced georgia thornton to 10 years, one year to serve in prison with four years probation. sequita thornton sobbed as deputies led her mother to jail. sequita thornton, then 17, was also charged in the attack. sequita thornton was charged with battery on a teacher and disrupting a public school. she has asked for a jury trial and jury selection could begin monday afternoon. source
uk - a 15-year-old girl has been forced to move schools after she reportedly gave hash cookies to teaching assistants. two teaching assistants at wortley high school, in leeds, suffered from dizziness and headaches after eating the cakes, reports the daily telegraph. they pair were taken to hospital for check-ups where doctors said that they had probably been drugged with cannabis. they were discharged from hospital hours later and returned to school the following day. the gcse pupil was suspended while the incident was investigated and she has now been moved to a different school. neither of the assistants made an official complaint and no police action has been taken. as a result no tests were carried out on the cakes. a spokesman for the school said: "wortley high school does not condone drugs and was disappointed this incident took place. "following a swift investigation, it took appropriate action which removed the pupil from the school while allowing her to remain in education. "the school works hard to educate its pupils about the dangers and implications of drug abuse and will not tolerate any behaviour of this kind." source, source
omg!burn the heretic on a stake! stupid americans...
in case you can't read the stick figure's bubble: 'give the man a bonus point or the stick figure gets it!!'
sexxxy
oh please teach me!
getting ready for a workout....
