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Video:Guy Head Slams on Table

guy head slams on table

some guy jumps off a table and end up head slamming an other table.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Table Sex

demotivational poster - table sex

two tables going at it.

Video:Table Tennis

table tennis

extreme table tennis, ping-pong or tisch tennis, whatever rocks your boat

Video:Beer Bottle Table

beer bottle table

this is a rather interesting table.

Video:Strolling Tables

strolling tables

dresses done up as serving tables.

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Video:Face Plant Into Table

face plant into table

some guy tries to bounce his bike onto the table but ends up eating wood instead.

Video:Table of Death

table of death

teller attempts an escape from the table of death. from "penn and teller get killed"

Video:WarCraft III and Google Earth on Table

warcraft iii and google earth on table

you've probably seen this digital table before, but this demonstrates how it could be used for games, and google earth.

Video:Ineractive LED Coffee Table

ineractive led coffee table

someone's sweet coffee table that they hooked up with some motion sensors and led lights.

Video:Amazing Table

amazing table

if you thought the folding sofa was cool...check this table out.

Video:Table Cloth Challenge

table cloth challenge

in this japanese game show, each contestant goes through rounds where more and more items are set on the table.

Video:Steveo must not like coffee tables (NOT ADAM COROLLA SHOW)

steveo must not like coffee tables (not adam corolla show)

steveo and his buddy ryan decide to nail some skateboard tricks on a coffee table till' it collapses. whats with steveo and coffee tables anyways? first on the adam corolla show and now this.

Video:Heiron Smith’s Executive Pool Table

heiron smith’s executive pool table

almost every man dream about having his own pool table, and i am not an exception. but many things come into the way of having one, wives, included.

well, but a pool table is something where you can hardly imagine some kind of innovation, but an australian company accomplished it. the heiron smith’s executive has some add-ons, such as:

* lcd tv set.
* stereo with flat paneled speakers.
* games/dvd player.
* library rack.
* ball storage rack.
* mirror backed bar.

the price is around $12,000 but without specification if it is us or australian dollars. anyhow, way too expensive…

Video:Funny Pool Table Trick

funny pool table trick

this guy bets his friend that if he places a nickel in the middle of the pool table he'll be able to sink two balls in the pocket. do you think he can do it?

Video:Table Surfing

table surfing

a family video taken with a digital camera, so never mind the quality. me and my brother surfing on a table top.

Video:He laid her on the table.

he laid her on the table.

he laid her on the table,
so white clean and bare.
his forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
he stroked her neck then felt her breast,
and then drooling felt her thigh.
the slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry. the hole was wide,
he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
he rubbed his hands and strecthed his arms
and then he stuffed the turkey.

Video:Glass Table Illusion

glass table illusion

this guy pulls objects right through a glass table. i believe this is the same guy that did the burger trick.

Video:Adolf Hitler Had Poor Table Manners, Suffered Flatulence

adolf hitler had poor table manners, suffered flatulence

adolf hitler had "shocking" table manners, gorged on cake in his bunker and suffered from flatulence, psychological profile documents show. [so basically he was a man?!]

the dictator also bit his fingernails at meal times and nervously rubbed his index finger back and forth across his moustache, the newly discovered papers disclose.

the top secret papers also state hitler believed goebbels' own propaganda about himself and genuinely thought he was the "greatest military genius of all time".

the revelations show hitler had a "streak of passive masochism" in his relationships with women.

the fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking nazi who spilled the beans to a british agent.

the document, resembling a psychological profile of hitler, is dated may 1945 - three days after his death - and states on the front: "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hours".

despite this, the papers were retained by the agent who is believed to have kept them at his home in the south-west of england.

they have now surfaced for the first time in more than 60 years after a recent house clearance.

they give a fascinating glimpse into hitler's everyday life in his bunker and mentions his alleged homosexuality and his fondness for rudolph hess.

they tell of how his eating habits led to a "bay window", referring to his expanding waistline.

the nazi who gave the insight was convinced hitler was mad and quoted a little girl speaking about the fuhrer: "mami, will the lunatic chew up our carpets too?"

the unidentified pow, who might not have known about his leader's death, had dined with hitler about 30 times and kept his diary in the bunker.

he stated: "hitler eats rapidly, mechanically, for him food is merely an indispensable means of subsistence.

"...he does not smoke and it is strictly forbidden to smoke in his presence as he seems to be very susceptible to laryngitis."

the source said conversation at the dinner table in the bunker had the effect on hitler that music did on others, and it stimulated his thoughts and relaxed him.

the document continues: "he talks in a mellow baritone, without that raucous, unpleasant stridency of his public speeches.

"at the table and in his speech he shows many facets of rather uncouth behaviour.

"he abstractedly bites his fingernails, he runs his index finger back and forth under his nose, and his table manners are little short of shocking."

the nazi being quizzed said that late at night hitler retired to his private rooms where he would drink "health tea" and listen to his phonograph.

the document states that hitler..."ate prodigious amounts of cake (this cake eating was responsible for a slight digestive disorder and the addition of a bay window to his already not too fortunate figure.)

"quite often he would retire into this privacy with some women whom he esteemed very much (during later years particularly with a miss braum whose relationship to hitler is quite unknown).

"it is not believed that in these sessions with women hitler's attitude intensified to any more than a platonic relationship.

"(the rumours about his homosexuality and other abnormal obsessions were rumours and nothing more. if there was any such streak in him, it was a touch of passive masochism in his relationship with women.)"

with regards to hitler's relationship with rudolph hess, who bizarrely flew to scotland in 1941, he said the fuhrer never had a closer friend.

he added: "hitler loved him like a brother. instinctively perhaps hitler felt that hess carried the germ of latent insanity and it just served to increase the fuhrer's affection and solitude for the man."

but he added that after hess's flight from germany hitler bore the loss "stoically enough."

talking about hitler's delusions, the source states that goebbels' techniques were so effective that "hitler himself became very susceptible to this propaganda.

"he then actually started believing that he was a man of exceptional ability in the science of warfare."

auctioneer richard westwood-brookes, who is selling the papers found during a house clearance, said: "this is a british army intelligence summary dated may 3rd 1945.

"it is marked "secret, copy no 173" and also clearly marked "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hrs of receipt" - but this one was clearly not destroyed.

"it is a highly important document which has clearly survived through extraordinary circumstances.

"it was found during a routine house clearance and it is possible that the man whose house it was had been in a position to receive this report.

"rather than destroy it he kept it. perhaps he then forgot about it or perhaps he chose not to show it to anyone because it was supposed to have been destroyed.

"possibly the most important element of this document is the statement of a captured german lt colonel who kept the war diary in hitler's bunker.

"he enjoyed a very close relationship with hitler having eaten at the same table with him at least 30 times.

"the statement provides a vivid personal description of hitler in his last days and his behaviour in the bunker.

"it mentions a digestive disorder which could be a reference to his flatulence, but denies the rumours that hitler was homosexual.

"this remarkable document is potentially unique, given the requirement that it should have been destroyed within hours of receipt."

the documents are being sold at ludlow racecourse on march 5 and are estimated to fetch up to £1,000.

source

Video:Cross-Dressing Cage Fighters Turn Tables On Yobs

cross-dressing cage fighters turn tables on yobs

a pair of yobs made the mistake of attacking two apparent transvestites on a night out, only to discover that their supposed victims were cage fighters.

dean gardener, 19, and jason fender, 22, set upon the cross-dressing men shortly after being involved in another street fight in swansea.

cctv footage shows the pair approach one of the men – dressed in a pink wig, miniskirt and boob tube – before gardener throws a punch at him.

but the fight is over in a matter of seconds as the other cage fighter, sporting a wig and a sparkling black dress, floors both the assailants with two lightning-quick punches.

one of the cross-dressers then casually picks up his bag before the pair strut off, leaving gardener and fender lying on the pavement.

the attackers are arrested by police as they stagger down the road. officers later learned the cross-dressers were actually cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out.

mark davies, defending at swansea magistrates’ court, said: “you know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men.

“unfortunately they were extremely drunk. they had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider.”

both men admitted using abusive words and behaviour. they were electronically tagged and given a four-month community order and a curfew from 7am to 7pm.

source

Video:Skeletal Table

skeletal table

i'll have to find some room for this piece.

Video:Periodic Table

periodic table

lunch time education.

Video:The Zombie Apocalypse Table

the zombie apocalypse table

perfect for home invasions.


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