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ice cube raps a child support dirty version song listen and enjoy it
michael moore supports file sharing.
meat eaters need no support group!
this is a privately funded "support our troops" video that appeared on the broadcast and cable networks.
dr rudy explains the best ways to deal with wankers. from the aussie comedy show 'life support'
this time it's the tech support agent that gets to rant. speaking as a former tech support agent, i like the support guy now.
the prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend`s father, "son, can you support a family?" "well, no, sir," he replied. "i was just planning to support your daughter. the rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
video of sarah palin sending her support to the alaskan independence party(aip). founded by joe vogler who was killed buying plastic explosives, he is on resord as saying, i`m an alaskan, not an american. i`ve got no use for america or her damned institutions. and the fires of hell are glaciers compared to my hate for the american government.
the atheist experience #605 why does god support/condone slavery? (the atheist experience 605 with matt dillahunty and jeff dee).
this is what happens when a sniper pins down a squad that calls in some air support. this could be a dub.
dear tech support: last year i upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. i soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. in addition, wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. applications such as poker night 10.3, football 5.0 , hunting and fishing 7.5 , and racing 3.6. i can`t seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. i`m thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn`t work on wife 1.0 . please help! thanks, troubled user..... reply: dear troubled user: this is a very common problem that men complain about. many people upgrade from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. wife 1.0 is an operating system and is designed by its creator to run everything!!! it is also impossible to delete wife 1.0 and to return to girlfriend 7.0 . it is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. you cannot go back to girlfriend 7.0 because wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. look in your wife 1.0 manual under warnings-alimony/child support . i recommend that you keep wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. i suggest installing the background application "yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation. the best course of action is to enter the command c:\apologize! because ultimately you will have to give the apologize command before the system will return to normal anyway. wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as clean and sweep 3.0 , cook it 1.5 and do bills 4.2 . however, be very careful how you use these programs. improper use will cause the system to launch the program nag nag 9.5 . once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. i recommend flowers 2.1 and diamonds 5.0 ! warning!!! do not, under any circumstances, install secretary with short skirt 3.3 . this application is not supported by wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! best of luck, tech support
new orleans — a man who initially told police gunmen kidnapped his 2 1/2-year-old son was arrested saturday, accused of committing an "extremely hideous" murder because he was ordered to pay child support, police superintendent warren riley said. danny platt confessed, told police where to find the child's body and will be booked on a charge of first-degree murder in the death of ja' shawn powell, riley said at a news conference. "he had said he would kill either his wife or his child before he paid child support," which he recently had been ordered to do, riley said. riley said he did not know the amount of child support and would not describe how the boy was killed, saying the coroner would do that after the autopsy was complete. the coroner's spokesman did not immediately return a call. "the mother is in a safe place," riley said. although he had visiting rights, platt, 22, of new orleans, had never visited the boy until he picked him up friday, riley said. police put out a notice saturday asking people to look for the boy and saying his father had told them three men with dreadlocks and ak-47 rifles had piled out of an suv and kidnapped ja' shawn shortly before midnight friday. "his story never really added up," riley said. "he was a suspect from the very beginning." riley said platt eventually confessed and told officers where to find the body. police spokesman officer janssen valencia said he did not know if platt has an attorney. platt had only a couple of "very minor" previous arrests, riley said. "how does an individual — because he's ordered to pay child support to take care of a kid ... believe that this is so much pressure that he would face — he would do this hideous act to his own child, or to any child, and think that is a remedy to paying child support?" riley said. "i mean there are some sick individuals in this society, and this gentleman is clearly one." source i wanted to post a positive picture :(
sheriff's deputies in nebraska say a man couldn't get a stolen laptop computer to work — so he called the manufacturer's toll-free tech-support number for help.
the ibm thinkpad was reported missing after a rural home burglary sept. 13, but there were few leads until ibm called, reports the lincoln journal-star.
it turned out someone who wasn't the registered owner had failed in booting up the machine and called ibm's customer-service line, which still handles the calls although ibm sold its personal-computer division to china's lenovo earlier this year.
when the caller gave the machine's serial number, support personnel realized it had been stolen and notified the authorities.
on sept. 29, deputies executing a search warrant on a lincoln home found both the thinkpad and a pistol that had been stolen in omaha in 1989.
they arrested darrell brown, 48, on suspicion of possessing stolen property.
there really is no hope for some people...but on the plus side, tech support finally does something that benefits the general public
fox news
today my baby girl's 18th birthday. i be so glad that this be my last child support payment! month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
so i call my baby girl, lakeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, i say, "baby girl, i want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and i want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
so my baby girl she take the check over to her. i be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.
baby girl walk through the door, i say, "now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
she say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo' face.
* "do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" * "that`s right, not even mcgyver could fix it." * "so -- what are you wearing?" * "duuuuuude! bummer!" * "looks like you`re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, cap`n." * "press 1 for support. press 2 if you`re with 60 minutes. press 3 if you`re with the ftc." * "we can fix this, but you`re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery." * "in layman`s terms, we call that the hindenburg effect." * "hold on a second... mom! timmy`s hitting me!" * "okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of dianetics." * "please hold for mr. gates` attorney."
yep. just a month before she was picked as the republican vp nominee, she was supportive of obama.
description of video? um... it has a white background, and it has dell written in big letters.
she thinks he is # 1 !
two guys are always pranking this racist man.
fox news pointing out the failures of the drug war.
one wouldn't be a true sith master if he did.
may 01, 2009 cnn
everyone deserves equality
picture dedicated to ug7344.
