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stupid dog eats stash
q: why did god give women belly buttons?
a: for somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
fairhope, ala. — the event was planned and advertised weeks ago: at the new fairhope museum of history, officials would open a city safe that had been unused since 1971. what would be inside? nothing? old city records? this week, a crowd of nearly 30 fairhopers watched as locksmith nevitt baker lifted away its heavy, black door. a musty smell filled the room, and the crowd laughed as news cameras and curious locals closed in on the open safe. one woman rushed her young son out of the museum, saying she didn't want him to see what was inside. a few called out the obvious — its bottom shelves were filled with marijuana. the vault apparently had last been used by police investigators to stash drug evidence. "here is somebody's name, somebody i remember, who would be terribly embarrassed right now," said donnie barrett, the museum's director, later thursday as he examined a label attached to one of several matchboxes filled with dry, 37-year-old dope. "it looks like a whole bunch of dope is what we've found here. i wish it was a little bit more than that." why was this evidence left behind or forgotten? "that's not the sort of historical question we'd wanted to have to ask," barrett said. soon, police cpl. brett murray confiscated the old contraband. he said he and his friends had speculated about the safe's contents since they were young, when it was in a building used by the police department. but its combination had been lost and its door had been painted shut, he said. murray said he'd have the evidence placed in the department's current evidence vault for later processing or disposal by investigators. among items in the safe were a green diary with a peace symbol drawn on its front, a cup containing a collection of small bags of marijuana, a few rolled joints, several matchboxes and small manila envelopes containing more marijuana with accompanying written materials, some drafted by officers and others by witnesses. "i'm a little disappointed that we didn't find a lot of history. we found a lot of dope," barrett said. source
now the kids know where to find it.
red-faced gunman sues vole after feds swoop by nick farrell: monday 05 march 2007, 16:26 a us man has sued microsoft because its operating system was so insecure the fbi could crack it and find his collection of sex videos. michael alan crooker said that he went to great lengths to keep his computer secure because it contained sexually explicit videos of him and his girlfriend, his medical records, family photographs, and emails between him and his laywers. however when the fbi investigated him over a gun related charge they also seized his computer. apparently they were able to access the files by making a mirror image of the hard drive. crooker purchased a compaq presario pc loaded with windows xp, internet explorer, and several security utilities in 2002 at a circuit city in holyoke massachusetts. crooker, has written in court papers that he "felt secure in circuit city's claims of impenetrability and security", no really. he wants vole to pay $200,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. he said he had set internet explorer to delete his internet history every five days. "any day beyond those parameters is supposed to be permanently deleted and is not supposed to be recoverable," crooker says in the lawsuit. he also claims compaq's drivelock security system should have stopped the fbi from looking at his hard drive. according to information week, crooker has already reached settlements with hewlett-packard, which owns the compaq these days and circuit city. he is still in jail over the gun charge.
sweet dreams
sneaky ideas from desperate dealers.
this cat was caught in the act of smellin some green goodness....if the picture was taken a minute later the little green bud would of been mia....as well as the cat.
barry cooper: never get busted volume 1 - part 3
