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Video:Sin Soap

sin soap

wash away those sins.

Video:Seven Deadly sins chart

seven deadly sins chart

just incase you want to take a shortcut on your sins, here are a few combinations

Video:Sin City Trailer

sin city trailer

easily one of the coolest movie trailers ever.

Video:7 Deadly Sins Of Job Interviews

7 deadly sins of job interviews

tips on avoiding the 7 deadly sins of job interviewing.

job

Video:7 Deadly Sins

7 deadly sins

now you can commit all of the deadly sins without worrying about going to confession.

Video:Vatican Adds Seven New Deadly Sins

vatican adds seven new deadly sins


article submitted by ug7344 .

rome — drug pushers, the obscenely rich, environmental polluters and “manipulative” genetic scientists beware — you may be in danger of losing your mortal soul unless you repent.

after 1,500 years the vatican has brought the seven deadly sins up to date by adding seven new ones for the age of globalization. the list, published yesterday in l’osservatore romano, the vatican newspaper, came as the pope deplored the “decreasing sense of sin” in today’s “secularized world” and the falling numbers of roman catholics going to confession.

the new deadly sins include polluting, genetic engineering, being obscenely rich, drug dealing, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice.

the catholic church divides sins into venial, or less serious, sins and mortal sins, which threaten the soul with eternal damnation unless absolved before death through confession and penitence.

it holds mortal sins to be “grave violations of the ten commandments and the beatitudes,” including murder, contraception, abortion, perjury, adultery and lust.

the catechism of the catholic church states that “immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into hell.”

“you offend god not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbor’s wife, but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter dna or compromise embryos,” he said.

bishop girotti said that mortal sins also included taking or dealing in drugs, and social injustice which caused poverty or “the excessive accumulation of wealth by a few.”

he said that two mortal sins which continued to preoccupy the vatican were abortion, which offended “the dignity and rights of women,” and pedophilia, which had even infected the clergy itself and so had exposed the “human and institutional fragility of the church.”

the mass media had “blown up” the issue “to discredit the church,” but the church itself was taking steps to deal with it, according to girotti.

read more here.

Video:The forgivable sin

the forgivable sin

a young man comes to a priest to make a confession, and says : "father, i have sinned, i have tricked a man, into giving me money" the priest replies : "who was this man" the young man replies : "it was a jew named mortikay" the father replies : "my son that is not a sin, it is a miracle"

Video:Without Sin

without sin

the minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "i want everyone who has been heing and sheing to stand up!"

half of his congregation stood up.

he then shouted out, "i want everyone who has been heing and heing to stand up!"

a couple of men stood up.

he then shouted out, "i want everyone who has been sheing and sheing to stand up!"

several women stood up.

the minister looked over his congregation and noticed that everyone was standing except little johnny.

the minister shouted out, "brothers and sisters, look at little johnny, can he be the only one without sin? little johnny, stand up. i guess you are the only one here who isn't preoccupied with sex and committing sins. what do you have to say!"

little johnny replied, "reverend, you ain't said nothing about meing and meing!"

Video:Sin City - Marv's Revenge

sin city - marv's revenge

scene from the awesome 'sin city' in which marv avenges the death of a prostitute he loved. it's cool, slick and darkly funny. enjoy!

Video:Sin City - Arrow Through The Head

sin city - arrow through the head

scene from sin city where a henchman gets a little surprise... his reaction is one of the funniest moments of the movie. i left the first half of this clip on too as you get to see a hot woman (rosario dawson) take a bite out of another girl's neck, which is always cool to see. enjoy!

Video:Sin City - The Death Of Jackie Boy

sin city - the death of jackie boy

a scene taken from sin city where jackie boy harasses a prostitute on her protected turf. he soon pays dearly. i have edited alot of dialogue out of this scene to make it more accessible to the impatient people who just want to see the gory action, and to limit the length and filesize.

Video:Sin City [Original Comic] - The Coat

sin city [original comic] - the coat

taken from frank millers' sin city. marv getting a new outfit from his freshly disabled hitman. the other one is already dead.

Video:Sin City Interactive Trailer Banned After One Complaint

sin city interactive trailer banned after one complaint

an interactive film advert shown in a british bus shelter of the 18-certificate film "sin city" has been banned because its violent scenes were unsuitable for children, the advertising watchdog said on wednesday.

the advertising standards authority said the moving image poster showed a collection of 13 clips or stills from the film which people could access by pressing a button.

among the clips one showed shots being fired, one man punching another man and a car crashing into water.

the asa said it noted that film company buena vista had placed the buttons to access the clips higher than they normally would, but said it was still possible for children to view the clips once the buttons had been pressed.

"we considered that the images could be seen to be condoning violence, were likely to cause distress and serious or widespread offence and were unsuitable to be seen by children," the watchdog ruled.

buena vista said that during the 47 days the "sin city" sites were active, there had been over 486,570 interactions and only one complaint.

the posters have been withdrawn because of the complaint and buena vista were told not to try the same advertising approach again.

reuters

Video:Vico C & Big Boy - Sin Tu Amor (Reggaeton Remix)

vico c & big boy - sin tu amor (reggaeton remix)

bad ass reggaeton song. sounds gay at first then it kickes in.

Video:

"sin city" music video

music: "open up your hear and let the sunshine in" by frente!. originally performed by pebbles & bam bam

Video:Light-hearted

light-hearted "sin city" music video

"'65 love affair" by paul davis

Video:Jessica Alba Sin City

jessica alba sin city

promo pic.

Video:Jessica Alba Sin City Ass Shot

jessica alba sin city ass shot

from the striptease scene.

Video:Sin City - Trailer Song

sin city - trailer song

great song... to own.. and very hard to find. but i know there had to be more people other than me that wanted this song. enjoy!

Video:Sin City [Original Comic] - Marv Having A Ball

sin city [original comic] - marv having a ball

the other guy, not so much.

Video:Devon Aoki is Miho (Sin City Poster/Wallpaper)

devon aoki is miho (sin city poster/wallpaper)

my currect wallpaper

Video:Sin City's

sin city's "lunatic fringe" full screen

"lunatic fringe" by red rider. i re-did this video and added some effects to cheese it up a bit

Video:Sin With Sebastian - Shut Up (And Sleep With Me)

sin with sebastian - shut up (and sleep with me)

there is a reason that they don't want to sleep with that woman and i don't think it's because she has white hair

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Video:Sin City - Jessica Alba

sin city - jessica alba

another pic of jessics alba.


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