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finally, the shamwow dub is here!
shamwow guy works the inmates in the prison yard.
he's known for hawking a super-absorbent towels on in commercials, but this pitch man found himself in hot water -- without the aid of a shamwow -- last month. shamwow pitchman vince shlomi was arrested last month on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper, according to thesmokinggun.com. police reports obtained by the site claim that shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute lenea harris at a miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at setai hotel. shlomi allegedly paid harris $1,000 for "straight sex." that's went things took a turn. shlomi told police "that he kissed [harris] when all of a sudden [harris] bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the report. shlomi then punched harris several times until she released his tongue, and then ran to the lobby to call police. harris suffered several cuts and fractures to her face. source image above:: shamwow's official mugshot. and no i'm not all right.
with an infomercial legend in your prison, you'll be saying wow every time.
"soft enough to caress a baby, tough enough to smother it!"
i'd love to watch them have a pitch-off, but i'd just end up spending $200 on shit i don't need.
