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secretary draws her chart on a whiteboard. looks like something else...
be nice to your secretary on that day or watch your back.
meet the worlds fastest secretary who can stamp documents faster than anyone else in the world. shes like a robot and shockingly shes japanese.
last week was my birthday and i didn`t feel very well waking up on that morning. i went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. as it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday." i thought... well, that`s marriage for you, but the kids... they will remember. my kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn`t say a word. so when i left for the office, i felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. as i walked into my office, my secretary jane said, "good morning boss, and by the way happy birthday!" it felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. i worked until one o`clock, when jane knocked on my door and said, "you know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." i said, "thanks, jane, that`s the greatest thing i`ve heard all day. let`s go!" we went to lunch. but we didn`t go where we normally would go. she chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. we had two martinis each and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. on the way back to the office, jane said, "you know, it`s such a beautiful day... we don`t need to go straight back to the office, do we?" i responded, "i guess not. what do you have in mind?" she said, "let`s drop by my apartment, it`s just around the corner." after arriving at her apartment, jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don`t mind, i`m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. i`ll be right back." "ok," i nervously replied. she went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday". and i just sat there... on the couch... sobbing... naked... and erect.
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jessica alba was asked by esquire magazine what her favourite films are. she then posed like a scene from them.
well, that's all they do anyway.
this japanese girl has real quick fingers.
obama`s future press secretary, robert gibbs, turns the tables on sean hannity
conan o`brien and former secretary of labor robert reich team up as detectives.
denver - a mother said a secretary at her 6-year-old son's school placed duct tape on his mouth and taped his wrists together. ashlye tenner said her son, joshua fredericks, had been sent to the principal's office at palmer elementary school wednesday because he had been acting up in class. it appears the first-grader continued his antics in the main office in front of the secretary. tenner said the secretary then took discipline too far. she said the secretary placed duct tape over joshua's mouth and taped his wrists together. "i don't care how rowdy he is, if he was bouncing from one end of the school to the next, you don't tape up another person's child, ever," tenner said. denver public schools did not directly confirm the incident but did say an investigation is under way at palmer, and an employee there is on paid administrative leave. the incident itself is troubling enough, tenner said, but she said the principal's handling of the case is as disturbing. "the police weren't called until i came back (thursday) morning," she said. "when i came (thursday) morning, the secretary was still at her desk." the school principal, liz trujillo, sent a letter home to parents thursday telling them "allegations of misconduct" have been made. to tenner, this misconduct is really child abuse. "it's not acceptable," she said. thursday, denver public schools released a two-sentence statement saying the district was working with denver police on the case. the statement also called the allegations "troubling." "the district is working the denver police department in investigating the matter, and the employee has been placed on administrative leave. this is a very troubling allegation that will be investigated thoroughly, and we will take strong action to address the matter if the allegations are substantiated," denver public schools said in its statement. tenner hopes the secretary is fired and repercussions lie ahead for the principal. source
linda is a university secretary, who deals with student requests. when she calls her boss to check however, she jogs his memory with a rather awkward description of the student.
a well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.
pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "is that for sale?"
"of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.
unchanged, he replied quietly, "then, i suggest you quit advertising it."
now who wouldn't like to have her working for them?!
she can type, wear revealing clothing and she's flexible.
