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Video:Tattooed Privates Prove Not So Private

tattooed privates prove not so private

phoenix — a surgeon faces a disciplinary hearing for snapping a photo of a patient's tattooed genitals during an operation and showing it around to other doctors.

mayo clinic hospital administrators said dr. adam hansen, chief resident of general surgery, admitted taking the photo with his cell phone on dec. 11. the tattoo on strip club owner sean dubowik's penis reads: "hot rod."

dubowik, who had undergone a gallbladder operation, said he learned of the photo monday when the mayo clinic called.

"i got a strange call after my surgery from a doctor who said there was a problem. he said hansen was on the phone and would explain," he said.

dubowik, 27, said hansen told him he took the picture while inserting a catheter into his penis. a member of the surgical staff made an anonymous call about the photo to the arizona republic on monday.

"he told me he didn't want me to read about it in the newspaper first," dubowik said.

hansen wasn't available for comment tuesday and has been placed on administrative leave. he could face a range of punishment from probation to dismissal.

"patient privacy is a serious matter, and photographing someone in this manner without a good reason is something we will investigate down to the last detail," said dr. joseph sirven, education director for mayo clinic arizona, the hospital's parent organization based in scottsdale.

dubowik said he got the tattoo on a bet and that "it was the most horrible thing i ever went though in my life."

he said he planned to contact an attorney.

"the longer i sit here the angrier i get," he said.

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Video:Blackwater: America`s Private Army

blackwater: america`s private army

inside america`s private army

Video:Saving Private Ryan

saving private ryan

short clips from the movie "saving private ryan".

Video:Atlantis Hotel - Private Beach

atlantis hotel - private beach

here's a picture of the private beach behind the hotel.

Video:Atlantis Hotel - Private Beach 2

atlantis hotel - private beach 2

here's the other half of the private beach behind the hotel.

Video:Private Pile

private pile

lcpl shmuckatelly posing as private pile off the movie full metal jacket.

Video:Private SNAFU - Spies

private snafu - spies

a cartoon in which private snafu, while drunk, reveals military secrets that allow the enemy to torpedo his ship. this is one of 26 private snafu ('situation normal, all fouled up) cartoons made by the us army signal corps to educate and boost the morale the troops. originally created by theodore geisel (dr. seuss) and phil eastman, most of the cartoons were produced by warner brothers animation studios - employing their animators, voice actors (primarily mel blanc) and carl stalling's music.

Video:Privates to Sergeants

privates to sergeants

two good ol' boys, bubba and junior get promoted from privates to sergeants. not long after, they're out for a walk and bubba says, "hey, junior - there's the nco club. let's you and me stop in and have us a drank." "but we's privates," protests junior. "no, we's sergeants now," says bubba, pulling him inside "now, junior, i'm gonna sit down and have me a drank." "but, we's privates," says junior. "you blind, boy!" says bubba, pointing at his stripes. "we's sergeants now!" so they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to bubba. "you're cute," she says, "and i'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but i've got a bad case of gonorrhea." bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. if it's good, give me the okay sign." junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives bubba the big okay sign. three weeks later bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "junior," he says, "what you give me the okay for?!" "well bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates." then he pointed to his stripes and says, "but we's sergeants now!

Video:Private Pwn

private pwn

any game called private pwn has to be good. use the arrow keys to move around and the a key to shoot / s key to throw grenades. take out all the little creatures in the desert.

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"saving private ryan" tribute

tribute to steven spielberg's 1998 movie. created by mart138. info: "after the invasion of fortress europe on june 6th 1944, tom hanks leads his squad from the 2nd ranger battalion of the 29th infantry division, on a mission to find and bring home private james francis ryan after the death of his brothers." (i enjoyed the movie, but less schmaltz and sentimentality would have made it a lot better.)

Video:Yet Another Scientology Private Eye Outed

yet another scientology private eye outed

this guy needs his license revoked for being so obvious

Video:101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents - Privates Stuck In Pool Pump

101 embarrassing sexual accidents - privates stuck in pool pump

a man 'accidentally' gets his schlong stuck in a swimming pool pump.

Video:Saving Private Ryan - Omaha Beach, Part 1

saving private ryan - omaha beach, part 1

reposted......much better, i think. omaha beach: june 6, 1944.

Video:Saving Private Ryan - Omaha Beach, Part 2

saving private ryan - omaha beach, part 2

when the sniper (jackson) gets to kick some ass!

Video:Saving Private Ryan: Final

saving private ryan: final

the final fight scene at the end of the movie. i also added the jackson sniper vs sniper scene in the village. great movie!!!

Video:Halo2 - Saving Private Cyan

halo2 - saving private cyan

yes, cyan, not ryan, this is an amazing video filmed with halo2...so uh...watch it. got the sequel if anyone wants it uploaded

Video:Jack Vettriano - #31 - Private Dancer

jack vettriano - #31 - private dancer

although considered vulgar by most art critics, jack vettriano is one of the best sold artists in the world. scotlands foremost modern artist. critics might not like his work but i think most of its pretty cool.

Video:Private Snafu - BOOBy Traps

private snafu - booby traps

the guy who did the voice for bugs bunny blows up heaven!

Video:How It Should Have Ended - Saving Private Ryan

how it should have ended - saving private ryan

a cartoon version of the ending.

Video:Private Parking

private parking

nice sign.

Video:Private Property

private property

no trespassing ... unless you have big tits.

Video:Private Contractors Replace Troops In Iraq-Afghanisthan

private contractors replace troops in iraq-afghanisthan

without a visible end to the falacious war, conventional troops are being replaced by hired ones. contractors are not subject to the same guidelines as our soldiers, and thus, have not been held accountable for the misdeeds they have afflicted upon civilian populations in the past. military = + money. citicenship = no home.

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  • Date 7/25/2009
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Video:Private Parts

private parts

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Video:Private Pyle Death Scene from Full Metal Jacket

private pyle death scene from full metal jacket

one of the best scenes in the movie. to this day it still gives me the creeps.


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