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panelists discuss the alarming trend of politicians who break their promises to the lobbyists who helped elect them
one day the whole state legislature was aboard the official state bus touring a rural area. the driver lost control and crashed the bus into the ditch. a farmer came by, and, finding the politicians lying in the road, buried them. the police arrived on the scene just as she finished tamping the dirt down over the last one. they started asking her questions about the wreck.
"so you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "were they all dead?"
the farmer answered, "some said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
this is a clip of michael howard being interviewed on "newsnight" by jeremy paxman. it's a simple yes or no question, but there just isn't an answer (he is a politician after all). the clip was shown on "have i got news for you", hence the audience laughter.
title really says it all, watch for yourself.
by australian cartoonist michael leunig.
los angeles, dec 4 (reuters) - porn star mary carey, who shot to fame by running for california governor against arnold schwarzenegger, unveiled plans on tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity. carey said the size 36-d implants were taken out two weeks ago and replaced with larger 36-ddds and while under anesthesia she realized they could be used to raise money for breast cancer research. "the doctors asked me what i wanted to do with them and i said, 'you know what, i'm going to keep them and try to sell them. because my grandmother had breast cancer," carey told reuters in an interview. the 27-year-old star of such adult films as "boobsville sorority girls" and "big breasted beauties" will be seen in the upcoming vh1 reality show "celebrity rehab with dr. drew" and said that during taping she kicked addictions to the anti-anxiety drug xanax and alcohol. "now that i'm sober i wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state," carey said. "i thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and make sure someone out there would have a mary mary christmas." the autographed implants have been placed on ebay and carey, whose real name is mary cook, said she planned to donate some 90 percent of the proceeds to the susan g. komen breast cancer foundation. she intends to use the rest of the money on medical bills for her mother, who suffered major injuries after jumping off a four-story building in 2006. "i'm actually overall very anti-plastic surgery," carey said. "i watched my mom go through 11 surgeries (for her injuries) and it's like, for me to voluntarily put myself through that, the only right thing to do is make money and donate it to charity." carey gained international fame in 2003 with her quixotic gubernatorial campaign against eventual winner schwarzenegger. she abandoned a second run for governor against schwarzenegger to be with her ailing mother and said it was then that she turned to xanax, taking three times the prescribed dose. source
george carlin speaks to the national press club.
politicking ain't easy. you have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.
the bones of the first politician have been unearthed.
there was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the politician. "all you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
an australian politician had her legs broken and stretched to become 3in taller in a bid to be taken seriously. after nine months of excruciating pain, hajnal ban, 31, a councillor with logan city council in queensland, became a 'normal' 5ft 4in. "a lot of young females have insecurities about their weight or their nose; mine was my height," she told brisbane's courier mail. ms ban was taunted at school and feared her height would damage her credibility as she entered the legal profession and later went into local politics. so she paid the ilizarov orthopaedic clinic in kurgan, russia, £19,000 to break both legs in four places and stretch them slowly for 1mm every day for nine months. "from the time i flew to russia to the time i was able to wear high heels again was about a year in total, but at least nine months of that was excruciatingly painful," she said. ms ban had the surgery when she was a 23-year-old barrister but australian media only latched on to her medical history this week. she said she did not want to be remembered as "the girl who got her legs lengthened". "i want people to take me seriously and to be known for the work i do as a politician in my local community," she said. but she added: "i have absolutely no regrets. it was a decision i made in consultation with my family. i was prepared, i did my research and i'm very lucky because the results are good." source
warsaw (reuters) - a polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported on friday. "we didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in europe to have a gay elephant live there," michal grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of poznan in western poland, was quoted as saying. "we were supposed to have a herd, but as ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition law and justice party. the head of the poznan zoo said 10-year-old ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14. source
canberra (reuters) - politicians in australia's most populous state could be breath-tested for alcohol before voting on laws after a series of late-night incidents that have embarrassed the center-left government. new south wales state lawmaker andrew fraser resigned from his conservative opposition frontbench role after shoving a female colleague in the wake of christmas party celebrations. "breath test this mob," said a front page headline in sydney's mass-selling daily telegraph newspaper. state police minister matt brown was dumped from his portfolio in september after allegedly "dirty" dancing in his underwear over the chest of a female colleague after a drunken post-budget office party. conservative opposition leader barry o'farrell said he would support alcohol breath tests for drunkenness for lawmakers before they entered parliament, while green mps john kaye and lee rhiannon also backed the plan, along with the parliament's speaker. "honestly, if you are going to have breathalyzers for people driving cranes you should have breathalyzers for people writing laws," kaye told the telegraph. source
not much different from /b/
singapore ministers rap. they're so gangsta they mo gangsta den 50 cent yo!
