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once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
they were a perfect match and after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.
their life together was perfect.
one snowy christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress.
being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
there stood an honest politician next to his broken down car.
the honest politician told the perfect couple that he was desparately trying to get home to his young family with all their christmas presents.
not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of christmas, the perfect couple loaded the honest politician and his gifts into their car. soon they were driving the honest politician and his gifts home to his young family.
unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and the honest politician were in a terrible accident.
only one of the three survived.
who was the lone survivor?
(scroll down for the answer)
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did you guess the honest politician?
wrong!
did you guess the perfect man?
wrong!
did you guess the perfect woman?
correct!
the perfect woman was the only one to survive as she was the only one to really exist in the first place. everyone knows there is no such thing as an honest politician or a perfect man.
ok, the joke is now done, if you're a woman, go look at another joke or video on spiked. if, and only if you are a guy, keep scrolling down.
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if there was no honest politician or perfect man, that means the prefect woman was driving which explains why there was an accident!
oh, and if you are a woman reading this, it illustrates another point: women never follow instructions.
