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Video:Perfect Ripped Pants

perfect ripped pants

perfect ripped pants.

Video:Nice Pants

nice pants

nice pants

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  • Date 3/30/2009
  • by Drue

Video:Tight Pants 1

tight pants 1

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants.

Video:MC Pee Pants disses Kingdom Hearts

mc pee pants disses kingdom hearts

aqua teen hunger force's mc pee pants disses kingdom hearts 2 by compairing it with resident evil 4

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  • Date 3/29/2007
  • by Swaz

Video:Funny T-Shirt & Pants Gallery

funny t-shirt & pants gallery

random collection of funny pants an t-shirt pictures.

thanks to ratbstard for the pics.

Video:Tear In Pants Prank

tear in pants prank

street prank , where one guy stands up and walks off with a big hole in his pants.

Video:Tight Pants 2

tight pants 2

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 3

tight pants 3

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 4

tight pants 4

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 5

tight pants 5

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 6

tight pants 6

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 7

tight pants 7

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 8

tight pants 8

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 9

tight pants 9

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:Tight Pants 10

tight pants 10

collection of some nice butts in some very tight pants. as well as some views from the front of the tight pants.

Video:$41,000 Check Found in Pants on Street

$41,000 check found in pants on street

it was embarrassing enough that mark stahnke (wahukesha, wisconsin) woke up in a neighbor's yard without his pants. then he remembered they contained a cashier's check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash.

but he got everything back friday, including the pants, thanks to a man and his dog. stahnke said he doesn't know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning, and police were skeptical when he filed a report.

"we're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," police lt. william graham said. "how do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?" stahnke said he had met his son at a bar and doesn't remember much afterward.

"i woke up cold not knowing where the heck i was, and i didn't realize it at first because i still had my shoes and socks on," he said. "when i got up, i realized, my god, i don't have any pants."

tim curzan's dog, joe, found the pants at an intersection, according to a police report. he found the cashier's check and tried twice, unsuccessfully, to deliver it and the cash to where he thought the owner lived.

on wednesday, the pants were still at the intersection, so curzan took them to the police, who contacted stahnke to claim his belongings.

cnn

Video:Problem Of Saggy-Pants

problem of saggy-pants "much bigger" than constitution



for now, jackson residents can wear their pants any way they want to.

the city council voted 4-2 against a plan tuesday that would have made it unlawful for people to wear pants below the waistline exposing their underwear.

the council members who voted against the saggy-pants ban said it likely was unconstitutional.

but mayor frank melton, who joined the council meeting via telephone from texas, said he will issue an executive order instituting the dress code.

"i certainly respect the constitution," melton said, "but we have some issues that are much bigger than the constitution."

councilman kenneth stokes sponsored the saggy-pants ordinance. he said many of the young men who wear saggy pants also get in trouble at school or with police.

he said the ordinance was an attempt to "save all the children we can."

"in these neighborhoods, they're showing their naked behinds," stokes said. "it's embarrassing."

while many of the other council members agreed that saggy pants are undesirable, most said the ordinance likely would violate the u.s. constitution.

the office of the city attorney released a three-page memo examining whether the ordinance was lawful. it says "it would be doubtful that (the ordinance) would pass constitutional muster."

with that legal opinion in hand, councilman marshand crisler said it would be unproductive to approve the ordinance.

"it would be a waste of time, paper and our resources to do that," he said.

other communities have passed ordinances banning saggy pants, including delcambre and mansfield in louisiana. in riviera beach, fla., voters passed a referendum in support of a saggy-pants ban, but a judge has said he thinks the ban is unconstitutional and released an offender from jail.

jackson police officials have been noncommittal when discussing whether officers have time to respond to saggy-pants offenders.

when reached after tuesday's meeting, assistant chief lee vance said: "whatever city ordinances are passed by the council or mayor, we will do our best to enforce them."

melton said his executive order will not call on offenders to be put in jail. instead, he said he envisions police officers taking young men with sagging pants home to their parents to talk about the problem.

the mayor said it's a change worth fighting for.

"i am willing to go to court on this particular issue," said melton, who was at home in texas with his family recovering from heart problems. he is expected to return to jackson later this week.

melton has been in and out of the hospital three times since november. he has been diagnosed with end-stage cardiomyopathy, a serious condition that prevents the heart from properly pumping blood.

melton is scheduled to stand trial in federal court next month on civil rights charges related to a police-style raid on a jackson duplex in 2006.

the state attorney general's office has not issued an opinion on whether the mayor has the authority to outlaw saggy pants through executive order.

the office of attorney general jim hood has come out against some past attempts by melton to legislate with executive order. for example, hood's office issued an opinion saying the mayor could not ban gun shows through executive order.

council president leslie burl mclemore said he thinks hood would come out against this order as well.

"i really don't think the executive order the mayor issues will be worth the paper it's printed on," he said.

source

Video:Coke Bulge Reveals Drug Pants

coke bulge reveals drug pants

a smuggler was caught short after trying to sneak 6.6 kilos of cocaine through customs - hidden inside a pair of custom-made drug pants.

customs officers at el prat de llobregat airport, barcelona, forced the suspect to strip - whereupon they found him wearing specially made underwear with dozens of tiny pockets sewn in to hold the drugs.

they grew suspicious when they noticed that the drugs mule seemed to have an unusually massive backside and thighs as he waddled through the airport - despite the fact that he was wearing baggy denim cut-offs in an attempt to disguise his drugs bulge.

we're guessing that wearing two extra pairs of underpants in addition to the drugs pants probably didn't help.

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Video:The Fancy Pants Adventure World 2

the fancy pants adventure world 2

fancy pants returns in a new and very much improved adventure game. this time even with a plot line, and a real deep one at that. also some real fancy physics in this game.

Video:

"can you guess what's in my pants?"

a clip from "the man show" with a guy giving $500 to the first girl who can say, by touch alone, what's in his pants!

Video:3 Headed Broadway Star - Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants

3 headed broadway star - can't stop thinking about your pants

wayne, ryan and colin perform 'can't stop thinking about your pants'. colin is brilliant in this.

Video:Man Suing Over Pants Seeks New Verdict

man suing over pants seeks new verdict

the man who sued a washington, d.c. cleaners over a lost pair of pants wants a judge to reconsider the case. roy pearson says his legal claims weren't addressed when a judge threw out the case.

Video:Keep It In The Pants

keep it in the pants

is that the washington monument in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Video:Pulling Down Her Pants

pulling down her pants

getting ready to show all of her goods.


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