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Video:May is National Masturbation Month

may is national masturbation month

if you didn’t know may was national masturbation month, you’re not alone—nor are you even necessarily catholic.

the annual observance doesn’t have a hugely high profile. it started in 1995 in—where else?—san francisco, as a response to the forced resignation of u.s. surgeon general joycelyn elders.
after a speech at the united nations world aids day in 1994, an audience member asked elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. she replied: “i think [it] is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”

that was the end of the first black surgeon general’s washington career, but the beginning of national masturbation month, a protest effort started by the company good vibrations.

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wtf i had no idea

Video:Masturbation Kit

masturbation kit

do-it-yourself kit that is safe as well as sanitary.

Video:Fatal Consequences of Masturbation

fatal consequences of masturbation

a fappers psa [view in full size]

Video:Headlines: Masturbation and Mushrooms

headlines: masturbation and mushrooms

what would you do if you were invaded while masturbating?

Video:Masturbation

masturbation

funny advert showing how pointless it is to masturbate!

Video:No Masturbation!

no masturbation!

that's just too funny.

Video:Pointers On Masturbation

pointers on masturbation

this clip shows a father explaining to his son the many ways of pleasuring one's self.

Video:Masturbation Tip

masturbation tip

logical

Video:Voodoo Masturbation

voodoo masturbation

made by jared hindman

Video:Demotivational Poster - Masturbation

demotivational poster - masturbation

because, as usual, your little penis just doesn`t cut it.

Video:Islamic Preacher On Masturbation

islamic preacher on masturbation

i put up a few crazy christian vids may as well be an equal opportunity hitter :d

Video:Penn & Teller: Masturbation

penn & teller: masturbation

penn and teller on masturbation.

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Video:Gayness & Masturbation Cause Swine Flu (LOL)

gayness & masturbation cause swine flu (lol)

a prominent doctor in malaysia is claiming that gay sex and masturbation make the body more susceptible to the h1n1 virus, commonly known as swine flu.

according to bernama, malaysia's state-run newspaper, dr. v.m. palaniappan, a practitioner of complementary therapy, lists avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities as preventative measures against h1n1.

palaniappan claims that "when one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidosed, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for h1n1 infection."

he claims that dry masturbation, which he says "most men, irrespective of their marital status and age," engage in, but that it is "extremely rare among females of all age groups," is dangerous for the same reason.

he emphasized that sex between members of the opposite sex was completely safe. dr. palaniappan also suggests coconut water as an herbal remedy for the prevention of h1n1.

in malaysia homosexuality is considered a crime punishable by 20 years in jail, caning, and in some states, execution.

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Video:Demotivational Poster - Masturbation

demotivational poster - masturbation

playing with yourself.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Masturbation

demotivational poster - masturbation

because there's nothing on tv.

Video:Masturbation Warning

masturbation warning

the pipes can't handle the semen.

Video:Masturbation Kills

masturbation kills

save the sperms.


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