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Video:TedTalk: Marketing Delights

tedtalk: marketing delights

in a world of too many options and too little time, our obvious choice is to ignore the ordinary stuff. marketing guru seth godin spells out why, when it comes getting our attention, bad or bizarre ideas are more successful than boring ones. and early adopters, not the mainstream`s bell curve, are the new sweet spot of the market.

Video:NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

new stock market terms

bull market—a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

bear market—a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

value investing—the art of buying low and selling lower.

p/e ratio—the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

broker—what my broker has made me.

standard & poor—your life in a nutshell.

stock analyst—idiot who just downgraded your stock.

stock split—when your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

financial planner—a guy whose phone has been disconnected.

market correction—the day after you buy stocks.

cash flow-- the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

yahoo—what you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

windows—what you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought yahoo @ $240 per share.

institutional investor—past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

shares- not something selfish individuals buy.

industrial average- the private sector’s answer to public education standards so industrialists won’t feel bad too.

profit—an archaic word no longer in use.

Video:The End of Free-market Fundamentalism?

the end of free-market fundamentalism?

amid the chaos and chatter about this week`s financial bailout, one clear theme emerged in some quarters: the era of free-market fundamentalism is over. but is it, really?

Video:AK-47 Market In Somalia

ak-47 market in somalia

kaj larsen and chritsof putzel venture to a gun market in mogadishu, somalia, and discover how easy it is to buy an ak-47 machine gun.

Video:Wild Animal Market

wild animal market

an inside look at china's wild animal markets. health experts are worried about these types of environments where humans and all sorts of animals mix, thereby increasing the chances for different strains of flu viruses to emerge and spread. brought to you by current tv

Video:Investigation Into Cramer's Market Manipulations

investigation into cramer's market manipulations

cnn reporter jim acosta reflected on limited regulation of hedge fund’s and how they attracted “wealthy investors.” he then turned to former rep. tom davis, r-va., once chairman of the house government reform committee, who said cramer’s the reason hedge funds should be considered for more regulation.

Video:Black Market Nukes

black market nukes

apparently bulgaria is the place to get them! short video about journalists acquiring warheads for cash.

Video:Inside Japan`s Comic Market

inside japan`s comic market

cosplayers at japan`s big comic convention.

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Video:Onion Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

onion economists warn anti-bush merchandise market close to collapse

maybe these anti-bush items will be collectors items one day.

Video:Markets Ban Eggs + Ketchup From Kids

markets ban eggs + ketchup from kids

(uk)- supermarkets have banned sales of eggs and tomato ketchup to young people in a bid to cut anti-social behaviour.

about a dozen residents in the charles close area of caister-on-sea, near great yarmouth, have reported tomato sauce being squirted at cars and homes.

norfolk police asked supermarkets in the town to challenge youths trying to buy sauces in squirty bottles or eggs.

sgt andy brown said no more complaints had been received in the past two weeks since the agreement came into force.

sgt brown said squirting ketchup was not a criminal act but it could be possible to bring charges of criminal damage if paintwork was damaged on homes or vehicles.

he said: "we had about a dozen complaints from residents, some of them elderly, about people squirting ketchup over doors, windows and vehicles.

"one of the ways we have looked at tackling that is to speak to local schools and businesses to get them to agree to not sell tomato ketchup to young people.

"i know it sounds a bit daft, but it has made a difference because we have had no more reported incidents since the supermarkets came on board with this."

martin bailie, from lidl supermarkets, said staff from its caister branch became aware of a problem before police asked them for help.

"our staff were challenging youngsters who were trying to bulk buy these things.

"it is anti-social behaviour and it was getting out of hand.

"it wasn't that we haven't been selling eggs and ketchup to youths, but have been careful about who we have sold them to, and we are glad it has been making a difference."

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a bit daft: a little foolish, idiotic and/or insane

Video:Vader and Friends at the Market

vader and friends at the market

goofing around with food.

Video:Train Runs Through Bangkok Market

train runs through bangkok market

very efficient use of space, until someone gets hurt.

Video:Isreali Tourism Marketing

isreali tourism marketing

simply the best tourism advert ever...

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 1 of 7

hasaad market incident 1 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 2 of 7

hasaad market incident 2 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 3 of 7

hasaad market incident 3 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 4 of 7

hasaad market incident 4 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 5 of 7

hasaad market incident 5 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 6 of 7

hasaad market incident 6 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Hasaad Market Incident 7 of 7

hasaad market incident 7 of 7

some guy gets a 'bad sandwich' and he doesn't let the poor guy hear the end of it. he calls him 7 times and totally humiliates and owns this guy.

Video:Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed by Hallmark

greeting cards unsuccessfully marketed by hallmark

happy vasectomy! hope you feel zippy! 'cause when i got one... i got real snippy

i heard you had herpes...and i feel terrible...i'd say "get well soon"...but i know it's incurable

my tire was thumping....i thought it was flat....when i looked at the tire....i found your cat... sorry!

you had your bladder removed and you're on the mends....here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of depends.

you've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one... of the joint chiefs of staff.

heard your wife left you... how upset you must be...don't fret about your wife though... she's moving in with me.

you totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of bud dry

so you lost your job... it's one of those hardships in life... next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife.

Video:Biggest Diamond in 13 Years Goes To Market

biggest diamond in 13 years goes to market

a 603-carat diamond, the biggest found in 13 years and the 15th largest in the world, went on sale in antwerp on wednesday after being uncovered in lesotho in southern africa, the owners said.

"it's about a third bigger than a golf ball," a spokeswoman for the owners said.

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Video:KKK Super Market

kkk super market

bad name.

Video:New on the Market

new on the market

this could hurt a little.


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