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Video:Fight: Mike Vallely vs. 4 Jocks

fight: mike vallely vs. 4 jocks

the famous old-school skateboarder “mike v” is known for being a tough guy to not mess with. in this example, he beats the crap out of four stereotypical jocks who called him a ‘skater fag’.

Video:The Jock And The English Teacher

the jock and the english teacher

an english professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. a smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "what about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

the entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. when silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "you can write with your other hand."

Video:Dumb Jock

dumb jock

the huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "can you tackle?" asked the coach. "watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "wow," said the coach. "i'm impressed. can you run?" "of course i can run," said the freshman. he was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "great!" enthused the coach. "but can you pass a football?" the freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "well, sir," he said, "if i can swallow it, i can probably pass it."


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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