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Video: Jailed in Bangladesh

jailed in bangladesh

an american is jailed for narcotics trafficking in a bangladeshi jail and has little hope for her release. don't do drugs kids.

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  • Date 7/24/2008
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Video:Going to Jail for Speeding Violation

going to jail for speeding violation

step one - do what this moron did.
step two - go to jail.

Video:`YouTube` Biker Jailed

`youtube` biker jailed

a motorcyclist who performed stunts, drove at up to 130 mph and posted the footage on youtube has been jailed for twelve weeks.

Video:Lawyer Jailed After Turning Up Drunk To Own Trial

lawyer jailed after turning up drunk to own trial

a lawyer appealing his second drunken driving conviction was jailed monday after he came to court intoxicated, officials said.

a saline county circuit court judge ordered jerry stewart, 59, jailed for contempt of court.

he was ordered held without bail until thursday, when he is scheduled in court for an unrelated case. it was not known whether thursday's court appearance involved two pending drunken driving charges.

stewart faces a total of six years in prison and could be disbarred if convicted of a fourth felony offence, prosecutor robert herzfeld said.

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Video:Man Jailed For Speed Camera Blast

man jailed for speed camera blast

a man who blew up a speed camera because he feared he would lose his licence after he was snapped speeding has been jailed for four months.

craig moore, 28, of grampian way in thorne, doncaster, south yorkshire, admitted damaging property last month.

he destroyed the camera using material from his welding job after he was caught in hyde near manchester.

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Video:Journalist Jailed for Bush Shoe Attack

journalist jailed for bush shoe attack

the iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at george bush, the former us president, has been sentenced to three years in jail. his defense lawyer says muntadher al-zaidi was making a legitimate protest against the occupation and should never have been treated as a criminal. al-zaidi`s action drew praise and condemnation, both inside and outside iraq. al jazeera`s omar al-saleh reports.

Video:Man Jailed For Stupid Daughter

man jailed for stupid daughter


cincinnati (ap) - a man ordered by a judge to make sure his daughter hit the books has found himself in jail because she failed to earn a high school equivalency diploma.

brian gegner, of fairfield, was sentenced last week to 180 days in jail for contributing to the unruliness or delinquency of a minor.

he was ordered months ago to make sure his 18-year-old daughter brittany gegner, who has a history of truancy, received her ged - something that hasn't happened yet.

brittany gegner, who said monday that she plans to take a required ged test this month, said her father shouldn't be blamed for her failure because she has been living with her mother.

"it was my wrongdoing, not his," said brittany gegner, whose fiance and 18-month-old daughter also live at her mother's home in nearby hamilton. "he shouldn't have to go to jail for something i did."

her mother agrees.

"brittany is almost 19 years old now and i think it's unfair to put her father in jail," said shana roach. "she's an adult now, and it's not right to rip an innocent man from his home."

butler county juvenile court administrator rob clevenger jr. said monday that the court still has jurisdiction in the case because brittany gegner was a juvenile when the truancy problems began and when the charge against brian gegner was filed in 2007.

a hearing on a motion filed by brian gegner's attorney to reconsider the sentence is scheduled for friday. messages seeking comment were not returned monday at the offices of defense attorney tamara sack and the butler county prosecutor.

brian gegner's wife, stephanie gegner, said she and her husband are afraid he will lose his job if he remains in jail. she said they tried to keep his daughter in school.

"you'd take her to school and she'd go out the other door," stephanie gegner said.

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Video:Teen Jailed For 'Grandmother Gangster Rap Video'

teen jailed for 'grandmother gangster rap video'

a us teenager has been jailed after he coaxed his senile grandmother into holding a gun and threatening to shoot "all the pigs" for a home-made "gangster rap" video.

michael alfinez, 18, from lake worth, florida, was jailed for 18 months after he admitted to abusing the elderly and various firearms charges.

he was arrested in april after police examined footage from his video camera during a routine traffic stop.

the footage showed marie huertas, 85, wearing a full black balaclava and, after repeated instructions, uttering a number of gangsta rap phrases that included expletives.

a sheriff's report said alfinez had admitted dressing up his grandmother and persuading her to flash a gun and money at the camera.

alfinez, who will serve his sentence in juvenile detention, also pleaded guilty to charges of firing out of a moving vehicle and into a building.

alfinez is said to have told deputies he knew that there was something wrong with his grandmother's memory.

according to the report, when a detective showed miss huertas the video, she said: "they are making a criminal out of me." she said she was ashamed and didn't normally use that type of language.

alfinez said he got the idea from a gangstas & thugs dvd - which show real footage rather younger hoodlums in action - and "knew (his) grandmother could be like that, too, or better".

his family has claimed that the incident was a misunderstanding.

alfinez's mother told the palm beach post: "this is my mother. this is his grandmother. just today when he called me he said, 'tell grandma i love her very much.' and she told me, 'tell mikey i love him, too.'"

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image above: not the grandmother from this story.

Video:Armed Dog Mess Mugger Is Jailed

armed dog mess mugger is jailed

a knife-wielding mugger who robbed a woman of her bags before discovering they were full of dog mess has been jailed for four years.

david carlisle, 32, forced 52-year-old marion budd to hand over the bags at knifepoint as she walked her dog in westbury-on-trym, bristol. when he realized what he had taken, carlisle, a drug addict and father-of-four, fled the scene empty-handed.

the bungling would-be thief was jailed after admitting attempted robbery. his four-year sentence will run concurrently with the seven-year term he is already serving for multiple burglaries.

bristol magistrates heard carlisle, of no fixed address, jumped out of a car and thrust the knife at budd, and ordered her to hand over her bags. but he dropped the carriers and ran off after she told him that the contents were less lucrative than he might have hoped.

carlisle was tracked down after his dna was found on the car used in the attempted robbery.

recorder john trevaskis told him it was "testament to his incompetence" that he had attempted to steal a bag of dog excrement.



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"naked rambler" jailed for being naked in court

the naked rambler was jailed yesterday for three months for refusing to wear clothes during an appearance at edinburgh sheriff court.

sheriff gordon liddle ordered stephen gough, 46, to cover himself while in the dock , but instead he appeared stark naked. he was led back to the cells while the case was heard in his absence.

gough was only returned to the dock to be sentenced. mr liddle told him: "you have been given every opportunity today not to find yourself in contempt of this court. you were told it is not acceptable to appear on such a formal occasion naked but flagrantly ignored that. i do not think i have come across a clearer case of contempt of court in my professional career."

gough, of 171 chamberlayne road, eastleigh, hampshire, had told the sheriff he was not showing disrespect by being naked but felt that it was natural. however, he added that he is not a naturist and often wears clothes.

the scotsman

Video:Man Jailed for Nude Photos Threat

man jailed for nude photos threat

singapore (reuters) - a singaporean man was sent to jail after he threatened to post nude photos of his former girlfriend on the internet, the straits times newspaper reported friday.

the 27-year-old man was sentenced to one month in prison for intimidating his 18-year-old girlfriend after she ended their relationship, the newspaper reported. he sent the woman numerous threats using phone text messages, the paper said.

singapore, a wealthy city-state located in southeast asia, is known for its tough laws and strict social controls.

three men were convicted earlier this year for threatening to post nude photos of women on the internet unless they were paid or the women agreed to meet them.

yahoo

Video:Jailed After Handshake Sickens 3 People

jailed after handshake sickens 3 people

lansing, mi - a man has been jailed on assault charges after a prosecutor, police officer and courtroom bailiff became seriously ill after shaking hands with him.

during a dec. 21 court appearance on a traffic charge, john ridgeway pulled out a vial of an unknown liquid, rubbed his hands with the contents and insisted on shaking hands with the three people, authorities said.

all of them got sick within an hour, suffering from nausea, headaches, numbness and tingling that lasted about a day. two sought treatment at a hospital.

the fbi was running tests on the substance to identify it.

ridgeway, 41, told officials the vial contained olive oil, according to prosecutor keith kushion. he was not the prosecutor who fell ill.

"i have never seen the likes of this," kushion said. "nobody else has, either."

neither ridgeway nor his lawyer immediately returned calls for comment.

ridgeway could get up to six years in prison if convicted.

yahoo news

Video:Man Tries To Pass $1M Bill; Jailed

man tries to pass $1m bill; jailed



change for a million? that's what a man was seeking saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a pittsburgh supermarket. but when the giant eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said.

the man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said.

police arrested the man, who was not carrying identification and has refused to give his name to authorities. he is being held in the allegheny county jail.

police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a dallas-based ministry. last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of president grover cleveland on a $1 million bill.

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note: picture above isn't the $1m bill from this story.

Video:Man Jailed For Attacking Wife With Makeshift Flamethrower

man jailed for attacking wife with makeshift flamethrower

a welsh dad has been jailed after he used an aerosol can as a makeshift flame-thrower to set his wife's hair on fire.

a police officer who was called to the house narrowly escaped serious injury by leaping back as a jet of flame shot directly towards his face.

graham and deborah caswell had been at the pub just hours earlier celebrating their forthcoming 19th wedding anniversary.

mrs caswell decided to leave early, leaving her husband to continue drinking, but when he returned a row broke out, merthyr tydfil crown court heard.

after letting him in she went back upstairs to bed but caswell grabbed her by the arm and demanded she join him downstairs for a cup of coffee.

fearing he was about to hit her mrs caswell, 43, punched him, but he bit her on the cheek, telling her: "you can give it, i can give it too".

the 37-year-old then went downstairs and grabbed a seven-inch knife, saying: "kill me, finish me off, i know you want to."

after eventually handing the knife to his pleading 15-year-old son, he armed himself with several aerosol cans and lighters and said: "you won't kill me, i'll kill you."

lighting the spray, he then directed the 'explosion of fire' at his wife.

prosecutor jonathan bushell said: "the defendant directed it at mrs caswell, causing her hair to catch fire."

"her son helped her to put it out and dragged her downstairs away from his father who he feared had gone mad, and phoned for the police while the defendant continued to use the cans to spray jets of flame."

by the time officers arrived at the couple's menelau square address in dowlais, merthyr, caswell had barricaded himself upstairs with mattresses.

as pc adrian jones put his foot on the first step a 2ft long jet of fire shot towards his face from between the banister spindles.

during interviews, caswell said he had been drinking heavily and rowed with his wife but said he had not intended to hurt anyone.

alex greenwood, defending, said the father of two accepted he had behaved disgracefully but that while he was not a violent man, he had been left deeply scarred following an assault two years ago.

"it had left a deep psychological scar," he said. "he took offence when his wife referred to it and, in essence, snapped."

caswell, who was supported in court by his wife, son and 12-year-old daughter, admitted assault occasioning actual bodily harm and affray, and was sentenced to 12 months.

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Video:African Prince Jailed For Drug Smuggling

african prince jailed for drug smuggling

an african prince who tried to smuggle cocaine concealed inside onions into the uk has been jailed for 12 years.

prince adegbenie olateru-olagbegi, 55, thought the onion odour would hide his cache, worth £163,000, as he arrived at heathrow airport from lagos, nigeria.

he also packed shrimps and other pungent dried fish in his luggage - but failed to put off a drugs sniffer dog which smelled the drugs as the prince walked through the nothing to declare channel.

he denied all knowledge of the 17 hollowed-out onions containing 3.21kg of cocaine found in his luggage.

he had had more luck at customs in lagos, where he was waived through by customs officials.

sentencing him at snaresbrook crown court in london on tuesday, recorder farouk ahmed said: "you took advantage of your good character and high social standing in nigeria to cause nigerian customs to waive you through."

the prince's barrister, gideon cammerman, said the prince had been a "simple courier".

the prince denied all knowledge of the cocaine in his luggage.

however, mr ahmed said: "a man of your very considerable standing...and with your connections in high places in nigeria, is highly unlikely to have been carrying these drugs for someone else and certainly not for some small reward. you were not acting as some hapless drugs mule."

the prince was arrested in march this year and convicted of smuggling on 1 september following an eight-day trial at middlesex guildhall crown court in london.

he told his trial that his father is king to 450,000 subjects in owo in southern nigeria and that he has 149 siblings.

he had been involved in anti-drug work in nigeria, run for office, and been a director of several companies, the court heard. he was also involved with several organisations which promoted good behaviour and christian values among young men in nigeria. his lawyer said he had faced "public pillory" in nigeria since his arrest.

bbc news

Video:UN Urges US To Close Secret Jails

un urges us to close secret jails

today, the united nations committee on torture has urged the united states to close guantanamo bay and their secret jails, saying they violate international law.

it asked the us to relocate the prisoners held at these locations and to either give them a fair trial or release them.

washington should however make sure that the released prisoners would not be returned to any state where they could face a real risk of being tortured.

the un also asked the us to disclose the locations of secret prisons, thought to be in eastern europe and northern africa. a delegation of 30 officials, send by the us government to geneva to attend the hearing by the committee, however refused to answer any questions pertaining to secret facilities.

the un panel urged bush not to allow the use of any interrogation techniques that constituted of torture of foreign detainees at guantanamo and other secret facilities.

although the us officials claimed that the cases of abuse were incidental, the panel believes the torture to be systematic, saying that there have been “reliable reports of acts of torture or cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment” by us military personnel.

reports by the us officials, stating that those who indeed mistreated and abused foreign terrorist suspects were prosecuted and convicted, did little to change the panel’s position.

furthermore, the us has repeatedly stated that it believes that the normal conventions regarding torture do not apply in this long-time war on terrorism. the panel however, says that the total ban of torture applies both in times of peace and war.

human rights groups have welcomed the un panel’s report and have expressed the hope that the us will rethink its policies.

the panel has asked the us to report back in a year.

Video:Newlyweds Jailed After Hotel Brawl

newlyweds jailed after hotel brawl


pittsburgh - a newlywed couple spent the night in separate jail cells — she in her wedding gown — after police said they brawled with each other, then members of another wedding party, at a suburban pittsburgh hotel.

the fight started saturday night after a reception when he knocked her to the floor with a karate kick in the seventh-floor hallway of a holiday inn, according to police. it escalated when she attacked two guests from another wedding party who came to her aid, police said.

the melee moved to an elevator and then to the lobby, where the couple threw metal planters at the two guests of the other party, causing minor injuries, police charged.

"it was pretty wild," ross police sgt. dave syska said.

dentist david w. wielechowski, 32, of shaler, and christa vattimo, 25, had married a month earlier in the bahamas but repeated their vows saturday at a reception for 150 guests. they were checking into their room when the argument began, police said.

police arrived to find the dentist lying on the lobby floor and his bride screaming, they said.

authorities charged them both with simple assault, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, and the bride with an additional count of public intoxication. they face a may 7 preliminary hearing.

a district judge considered issuing a restraining order against wielechowski, but his new bride declined the measure.

the couple declined comment upon their release sunday morning.

she left with her father, still dressed in her white gown.

wielechowski left alone, sporting a swollen eye, tuxedo pants, a bloody t-shirt and one shoe.

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Video:Space Jail

space jail

rhis is one thing we didn`t want to happen!

Video:Jailed in Bangladesh

jailed in bangladesh

dumb chick tries to smuggle heroin and gets the consecuenses

Video:Send Karl Rove to Jail

send karl rove to jail

it's time to start rounding up all the criminals starting with karl rove, next will be rumsfeld then cheney ect...

Video:ShamWow Guy in Jail

shamwow guy in jail

with an infomercial legend in your prison, you'll be saying wow every time.

Video:Paris Hilton Crying About Jail

paris hilton crying about jail

i know how you guys hate paris so i thought i'd post a clip of her sobbing her heart out so you can make fun.

Video:Jail tips for Paris Hilton

jail tips for paris hilton

a guide to surviving summer: paris hilton edition

Video:Paris Hilton Out of Jail, Spotted at Beach

paris hilton out of jail, spotted at beach

cheesy music video about the paris hilton prison buzz.


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