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Video:Useless Japanese Inventions Gallery

useless japanese inventions gallery

some japanese inventions that seem cool at first, but are actually quite realistically useless.

Video:Inventions

inventions

the inventor of harley-davidson motorcycle co. arthur davidson died, and went to heaven.

at the gates, st. peter told arthur, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven. "

arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "i want to hang out with god."

st. peter took arthur to the throne room and introduced him to god.

god recognised arthur and commented, "okay, so you were the one who invented the harley davidson motorcycle?"

arthur said, "yep, that's me."

god said, "well what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

arthur was apparently embarassed, but finally said, "excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

god said "yes."

"well," said arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. it chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. the intake is placed way to close to the exhaust;
5. and the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied god, "hold on."

god went to his clestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. the computer printed out a slip of paper and god read it.

"well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," god said to arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours." *

  • Votes 3.2456/5
  • Views 1629
  • Comments 7
  • Date 9/3/2006
  • by kevta

Video:Japanese Invention

japanese invention

sleep while sitting up.

Video:Japanese Invention 3

japanese invention 3

this is a tie that organizes.

Video:More Useless Japanese Inventions 1

more useless japanese inventions 1

duster socks for your cat

Video:More Useless Japanese Inventions 3

more useless japanese inventions 3

how to take a perfect 360° shot

Video:New British Invention

new british invention

a british company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

this is a major breakthrough, women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Video:10 Blonde Inventions

10 blonde inventions

1. water-proof towel.

2. solar powered flashlight.

3. submarine screen door.

4. a book on how to read.

5. inflatable dart board.

6. a dictionary index.

7. ejector seat on a helicopter.

8. powdered water.

9. pedal-powered wheel chair.

10. water-proof tea bag.

Video:Useful Inventions - Game

useful inventions - game

appears to be a board game you can take with you everywhere.

Video:Useful Inventions - Do Not Disturb

useful inventions - do not disturb

a strange looking "do not disturb" sign.

Video:Useful Inventions - Chin Rest

useful inventions - chin rest

for those who love to sleep on a train but can never get a seat.

Video:Useful Inventions - Pepper

useful inventions - pepper

even cats like a little spice once in a while.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 1

useless japanese inventions 1

a butter stick for convenient buttering. how innovative.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 2

useless japanese inventions 2

easy access to tissues when sick, at the expense of looking like a fool.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 3

useless japanese inventions 3

eye-drop funnels for those who have bad aim.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 4

useless japanese inventions 4

a way for the father to breastfeed the baby.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 5

useless japanese inventions 5

an umbrella with a clear curtain that surrounds your whole body.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 6

useless japanese inventions 6

cool your noodles with this fan that mounts on chopsticks.

Video:Dumb Japanese Invention

dumb japanese invention

the japs aren't so smart now, huh?

  • Votes 3.3281/5
  • Views 975
  • Comments 4
  • Date 3/31/2007
  • by Torob

Video:Blonde Inventions

blonde inventions

1. the waterproof towel
2. solar-powered flashlight
3. a submarine screen door
4. a book on how to read
5. inflatable dartboard
6. a dictionary index
7. ejector seat in a helicopter
8. powdered water
9. pedal-powered wheelchair
10. the waterproof tea bag

Video:Dumbest Invention on QVC

dumbest invention on qvc

this is in the running for the dumbest thing ever sold on qvc. supposely, it's a workout for your face. the lady looks like a fish to me when she's demonstrating it.

Video:Ancient China’s Inventions (1)

ancient china’s inventions (1)

you’ll be surprised by what was invented by china.

Video:Ancient China’s Inventions (2)

ancient china’s inventions (2)

you’ll be surprised by what was invented by china.

Video:Ancient China’s Inventions (3)

ancient china’s inventions (3)

you’ll be surprised by what was invented by china.


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