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Video:Montel Williams show - Marijuana - Illegal Drug or Medical Treatment

montel williams show - marijuana - illegal drug or medical treatment

montel williams show - marijuana - illegal drug or medical treatment

Video:Glenn Beck's History Of Illegal Immigration

glenn beck's history of illegal immigration

glenn beck recaps the history of illegal immigration in this informative cartoon.

Video:'Illegal Alien' Costume Pulled

'illegal alien' costume pulled

new york -- immigrant rights activists are calling on u.s. retailers to stop selling two controversial "illegal alien" costumes that have surfaced for halloween, saying the outfits are a broadside attack on illegal immigrants.

the "illegal alien adult costume," manufactured by forum novelties, includes an orange jumpsuit, similar to prison garb, with "illegal alien" stamped in black across the chest; a space alien mask; and a fake green card. the "illegal alien mask with hat" also includes a space alien mask, this time with a dark handlebar mustache and a baseball cap.

the coalition for humane immigrant rights of los angeles said it began receiving e-mails from concerned legal immigrants on friday. in response, chirla wrote a letter asking several retailers, including target, walgreens, and amazon.com, to stop offering the costume.

as of saturday afternoon, target had pulled the products, and some links to the costumes on other sites were no longer functional.

target said the "illegal alien" costume was inadvertently uploaded to its web site due to a data entry error.

"it is never our intent to offend the consumers with the products we offer," a company statement said.

the makers of the costumes could not be reached for comment on saturday.

jorge-mario cabrera, the director of communications for chirla, said he initially thought the costume was a stab at harmless satire. but when he saw the green card, he realized it was an swipe at illegal immigrants.

"this was an ignorant attempt to poke fun at a small community," said cabrera.

political satire and halloween often merge. costumes depicting former well-known political figures are often seen along side those depicting batman or wonder woman.

to some, the attempted humor of the costumes falls flat.

guillermo iglesias said both of his parents were illegal immigrants in the united states. he felt the costumes were offensive because they depicted illegal immigrants as "not one of us."

"i have a lot of illegal immigrant friends," said iglesias. "if i showed them that costume, it would really hurt them."

despite the controversy, some stores say the costumes have been a hit.

"it's a very well-recommended costume," said an employee at ricky's, a costume store in new york city. the store has sold seven costumes for $39.99 apiece and is set to receive another shipment.

william gheen, the president of americans for legal immigration, said he intends to buy the costume, and calls the reaction unfounded.

"the only people getting upset are the hyper-sensitive, over-politically correct, pro-amnesty, illegal alien-supporting nuts," said gheen. "you can't attack people's freedom in this country."

"i think having a costume like that is distasteful," said andrea hill, outside of ricky's. "but if it's not illegal, i think it's alright for them to sell it.

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Video:illegal aliens!

illegal aliens!

subject: 1947 some of you will recall that on july 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (ufo) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside roswell, new mexico. this is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the u.s. air force and other federal agencies and organizations. however, what you may not know is that in the month of april 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: albert a. gore, jr. hillary rodham john f. kerry william j. clinton howard dean nancy pelosi dianne feinstein charles e. schumer barbara boxer see what happens when aliens breed with sheep? i certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. it did for me. no wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! now you know.

Video:It's illegal to say...

it's illegal to say...

wow. can he say that?

Video:Adam Carolla on Illegal Marijuana

adam carolla on illegal marijuana

points out the hypocrisy of criminalized marijuana.

Video:Illegal Drugs & How They Got That Way

illegal drugs & how they got that way

the history of crack and cocaine

Video:History of Illegal Immigration

history of illegal immigration

the first ever news cartoon on cable news.

Video:Mexico and Illegal Immigration (9/4/07)

mexico and illegal immigration (9/4/07)

glenn beck talks about the recent comments by mexican president felipe calderon.

Video:Illegal use of a dumpster

illegal use of a dumpster

a funny video i found on google video lol..the music is a little annoying, but a funny clip

Video:Illegal Downloading

illegal downloading

kids!

Video:Illegal Drugs & How They Got That Way

illegal drugs & how they got that way

opium, morphine, and heroin

Video:Illegal Aliens Vs. Predator

illegal aliens vs. predator

mexicans crossing into america a problem? send in the predator.

Video:Road to Tyranny - Illegal Arrest

road to tyranny - illegal arrest

should they have the right to do that?

Video:Illegal Downloading

illegal downloading

rather than paying $10 to see the simpsons movie... (though i hear it was worth it)

Video:Gay Marriage Ban Illegal

gay marriage ban illegal

georgia's two-year-old ban on same-sex marriage was struck down by a judge on procedural grounds, a ruling that frustrated conservatives and likely sets the stage for further legal wrangling.

fulton county superior court judge constance c. russell ruled tuesday that the measure, overwhelmingly approved by voters in 2004, had violated the state constitution's single-subject rules for ballot questions.

gay rights activists savored their victory, but said they were on guard for an appeal to the state's highest court and a push from the measure's gop backers to call a special session of the state's legislature to revive the issue in time for november's elections.

activists had long awaited russell's ruling in their court challenge, which was originally filed in november 2004, soon after the constitutional ban was approved in that year's general election.

opponents argued that the amendment was flawed because it addressed issues other than gay marriage, including civil unions and the power of georgia courts to rule on disputes arising from same-sex relationships.

"people who believe marriages between men and women should have a unique and privileged place in our society may also believe that same-sex relationships should have some place _ although not marriage," russell wrote. "the single-subject rule protects the right of those people to hold both views and reflect both judgments by their vote."

"it's a victory for voters," said jack senterfitt, who challenged the amendment on behalf of the gay rights group lambda legal. "it protects the right of voters to make independent decisions on each independent issue."

gov. sonny perdue said he was disappointed by the decision and that he was still weighing his options. his spokesman dan mclagan would not say if that included calling a special session.

"the people of georgia knew exactly what they were doing when an overwhelming 76 percent voted in support of this constitutional amendment," said perdue, a republican. "it is sad that a single judge has chosen to reverse this decision."

if georgia lawmakers want to continue to press the issue, they'll need to come up with a different ballot amendment comprising of two separate questions, said beth littrell, associate legal director of georgia's american civil liberties union chapter, which also was a participant in the court challenge.

one question would have to deal with recognition of marriage as between a man and a woman and the other to address legal recognition of same-sex relationships, littrell said.

"civil unions and marriages are different things and people feel differently about them," she said. "and they need to be able to vote on them separately."



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Video:Hidden Camera Exposes Illegal Search by Police

hidden camera exposes illegal search by police

the driver was pulled over in a 2002 incident which reveals an illegal search by police recorded on his camera. the man clearly tells police not to search his vehicle because it would be in violation of his 4th amendment right under the constitution and threatens to sue if they do.

Video:The Iraq War: Legal Or Illegal?

the iraq war: legal or illegal?

pinky wants some answers: is the u.s.-led invasion and occupation of iraq legal or illegal? do any of the charges of illegality we`ve been hearing about have any legal basis at all? and why should we even care about international law anyway? pinky and friends do the research and then tell you all the answers!

Video:Illegal Immigrants And Gas

illegal immigrants and gas

bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. the best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! that would be 11 million less people using our gas. the price of gas would come down. bring some of our troops home from iraq to guard the borders. when they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to iraq. tell him if he wants to come to america then he must serve a tour in the military. give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it! after his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. he will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. this option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. if they refuse to serve, ship them to iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. problem solved.

Video:Amnesty Plan Illegal Immigrants Approved

amnesty plan illegal immigrants approved

the senate judiciary committee last night approved a plan that would put millions of illegal aliens on a path to u.s. citizenship, would let them stay here while applying and would not punish their unlawful entry as a felony, contrary to a house-passed bill.

"a path to earned citizenship is what this bill is all about," sen. lindsey graham, south carolina republican, said after joining all democrats and three other republicans on the panel to approve the plan, which many consider an "amnesty."

the sudden approval -- after weeks of negotiations that often had appeared fruitless -- likely will lead to a showdown with the house, which last year approved an immigration bill that only tightened border security.

"if the bottom line is that all people that came here illegally have got to be made citizens, then we should have the vote now," sen. jon kyl, the arizona republican who fought the proposal, said in the seven-hour committee meeting yesterday.

"that's amnesty, and that won't work. and the house won't even go to conference with something like that," he said.

the plan approved by the committee -- taken from a bill written by sens. john mccain, arizona republican, and edward m. kennedy, massachusetts democrat -- would fine current illegal aliens $2,000 each. the bill also would require aliens to undergo criminal background checks and mandate that they maintain employment over the six years they wait to get in line for full citizenship, a process which takes several more years.

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Video:Why is Marijuana Illegal?

why is marijuana illegal?

many people assume that marijuana was made illegal through some kind of process involving scientific, medical, and government hearings; that it was to protect the citizens from what was determined to be a dangerous drug. the actual story shows a much different picture. those who voted on the legal fate of this plant never had the facts, but were dependent on information supplied by those who had a specific agenda to deceive lawmakers. you'll see below that the very first federal vote to prohibit marijuana was based entirely on a documented lie on the floor of the senate. you'll also see that the history of marijuana's criminalization is filled with: * racism * fear * protection of corporate profits * yellow journalism * ignorant, incompetent, and/or corrupt legislators * personal career advancement and greed

Video:Europe’s Illegal Immigrants

europe’s illegal immigrants

in europe, they face problems with a different breed of illegal immigrant, namely brown bears.

in the italian alps, near trentino, a nature conservation program reintroduced bears into nature. however, the population of the bears has steadily declined, despite efforts to halt it. it had people baffled, but then they got some unexpected news.

in austria and germany, brown bears were spotted. they were thought to have been extinct for decades.

in bavaria, germany, sheep have been killed, beehives have been torn apart and chicken coops were destroyed, apparently by a lone brown bear. many inhabitants of the region call for the extermination of the bear, feeling that it poses a great danger to people and property alike.

german authorities and hunters have been looking for the bear, but so far it has not been found.

the incident has caused a rift in diplomatic relations between italy and germany, since italy feels that the reaction of germany was hysterical. italian authorities have proposed shooting the bear with a dart, and then transporting it back to italy.

italian authorities are looking into a way to keep bears from escaping the italian alps.

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  • Date 5/24/2006
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Video:Rush Limbaugh: Detained For Possible Illegal Drugs

rush limbaugh: detained for possible illegal drugs

crooks and liars - "we’ll find out more details fairly soon and keith didn’t know exactly what the drugs were. the cbs report says viagra was one of them (what is that used for again?) and he was allowed to leave the airport. what happens with his plea deal now ?"

Video:Illegal Immigrant Transported In Glove Box

illegal immigrant transported in glove box

the picture says it all...


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