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Video:2nd Grader Brings Pot on School Trip

2nd grader brings pot on school trip

a second grader who brought 18 bags of pot (13.5 grams) to school will not face criminal charges - but his uncle will.

the 8-year-old student at the dunbar school found his uncle's marijuana stash, and brought it on a school field trip friday to show friends.

a teacher found the boy stuffing bags of weed into his pockets during the trip to yale's peabody museum of natural history.

his uncle, 18-year-old albert davidson of stamford, was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of marijuana with intent to sell within 1,500 feet of a school and risk of injury to a minor. he was released after posting a $1,000 bond.

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Video:The New

the new "first graders"

a group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. the biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk!

"you need to use 'big people' words," she was always reminding them.

she asked chris what he had done over the weekend? "i went to visit my nana." "no, you went to visit your grandmother. use 'big people' words!"

she then asked mitchell what he had done. "i took a ride on a choo-choo." she said "no, you took a ride on a train. you must remember to use 'big people' words."

she then asked little alex what he had done? "i read a book," he replied. "that's wonderful!" the teacher said. "what book did you read?"

alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said.........

"winnie the shit"

Video:5th Grader Suspended: Wore Anti-Obama Shirt

5th grader suspended: wore anti-obama shirt

lets see you crazy lefties be hypocritical on this one. nobama 08`

Video:Teacher Gives Own Sex Tape To 5th Graders

teacher gives own sex tape to 5th graders

a local teacher accidentally put pornography into a dvd that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.

parents of students who attend isabelle jackson elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of thei more..r life.

the offending dvd starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. they start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

Video:4th Grader Asks Obama Why He`s Hated

4th grader asks obama why he`s hated

sweet, touching, and a great answer from the prez.

Video:8th-grader Suspended for Wild Bengals Haircut

8th-grader suspended for wild bengals haircut

hamilton, ohio — a young cincinnati bengals fan has been penalized for clipping.

dustin reader got the nfl team's stripes and "b" insignia cut into his hair as a tribute to the team's good season.

when he showed up to school in the southwest ohio city of hamilton on monday, officials put the eighth-grader into in-school suspension. the school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles.

reader's parents and barber say they don't understand why the haircut is out of bounds. his father says his son just wants to show pride in the 6-2 bengals.

school officials say he will continue to do his studies away from other students until the hair grows back or he changes the style.

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Video:First  Grader Brings Crack To School

first grader brings crack to school

police are looking for the owner.

Video:Can You Dance Like a First Grader?

can you dance like a first grader?

further confirmation that you suck at dancing.


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