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a young gorilla tries to hit on the females but the leader scares him away. amazing creatures.
pretty self-explanatory - a male gorilla follows around a female gorilla and gets his noodle wet while he's at it.
an edit of the dancing gorilla.
gorilla prank, a bit of a surprise.
a man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "gorilla removers" he calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
the gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. he's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"what are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"i'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then i'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. when the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. the gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
he hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "what's the shotgun for?" asks the concerned and confused homeowner.
"if the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."
a gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.
when the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.
the bartender takes the $20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla on $1 change.
the gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence. “we don’t get too many apes in here,” he says.
the gorilla replies, “at £19 a drink, i’m not surprised.”
hungry gorilla tucks into two helpings of finger licking goodness. not for weak stomachs.
a sketch from the british comedy series "not the nine o'clock news" with rowan atkinson (1979), titled " gerald the gorilla."
cadbury's dairy milk candy bar advertisement featuring a gorilla.
images of a gorilla in a german zoo have captured her grief at the death of her three month old baby
a guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. as he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. when the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. the explanation didn't make the victim feel any better - and he vowed revenge.
the next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. the gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. the gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. the gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
some guy films a gorilla and gets extremely close to him. i'll give you $100 to sneak up on him and push him...
one day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office. the zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. he offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. the mime accepts. so the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. he discovers that it's a great job. he can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. however, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. he begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. at the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla. well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. the mime is terrified. the lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. the mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "help, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. the mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "shut up you idiot! do you want to get us both fired?"
kinda funny.
who said animals don't have a sense of humor?
thanks spankyou.
i can think of about 15 words to describe this and they are all synonyms of gross. they should make a picture for a gross warning on here so i'll make one. *warning: gross* thank you wisling.
it would be funnier if it was real.
from the british comedy series trigger happy tv.
this is pretty funny!
artist david mach created this visual masterpiece.
guess he was tired off visitors at the zoo.
amazing albino animals.
excellent team up.
a commercial about a useful tool i am sure, but the chick sure is hot.
