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Video:Bryan's Girlfriend

bryan's girlfriend

stewie makes fun of bryan's dumb girlfriend.

Video:Imaginary Girlfriend

imaginary girlfriend

man keeps his mom from worrying by inventing a girlfriend

Video:Vader's Girlfriend

vader's girlfriend

vader has a new girlfriend.

Video:Why I Don't Have a Girlfriend

why i don't have a girlfriend

why i don't have a girlfriend

Video:Girlfriend Plays Team Fortress 2

girlfriend plays team fortress 2

this video is a warning to all men to never let your girlfriend play a videogame (unless it's the sims or something).

Video:Robot Girlfriend

robot girlfriend

sega's latest invention is a girlfriend substitute for lonely males.

Video:Cheating Girlfriend Dumped Radio

cheating girlfriend dumped radio

talk about public humiliation! a cheating girlfriend gets dumped live on a radio show.

Video:How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

how to be the perfect girlfriend

a few steps for women to become the perfect girlfriend.

Video:Girlfriend and Ebay

girlfriend and ebay

this proves that girlfriends and ebay don't mix!

Video:Man Accused of Biting Girlfriend's Snake

man accused of biting girlfriend's snake

a northern ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified friday.

shane cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in belfast high court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, coleen mcgleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python aug. 4.

mcgleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.

cooke's lawyer, adrian higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. he said cooke, from the border village of keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.

source: timesunion.com

Video:Girlfriend 1.0, Can you help???

girlfriend 1.0, can you help???

can anyone help with this software problem my friend is experiencing?

eighteen months ago he upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without any trouble. however, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

to make matters worse, girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as lads night out 3.1, football 2 and playboy 6.1. successive versions of girlfriend proved no better. a shareware beta-program, party girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. eventually he tried to run girlfriend 1.2 and girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

sensing a way out, he upgraded to fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to wife 1.0. he did this largely because, whilst wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with freesex plus and cleanhouse 2000. however my friend discovered that wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. for example, any mistakes he made were automatically stored in wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later. wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary explorer and e-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch photostrop and whingezip. these latter products have no helpfiles and he has to try and guess the problem himself.

additional costly problems are that the wife 1.0 bundle that came with the original system needs updating regularly, requiring shoe shop browser pro for new attachments and hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every other week. it also conflicted with some of the new games he wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. when wife 1.0 attaches itself to his audi tt programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

recently he's been tempted to try mistress 2000, but there could be problems, if wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000 it will delete all ms money files before un-installing itself.

tough one? any suggestions???

Video:Crying Girlfriend

crying girlfriend

q.) what's the best way to make your girlfriend cry while your having sex? a.) phone her...

Video:Pissed Off Girlfriend

pissed off girlfriend

this guy uploaded a racy dancing video of his girlfriend, a video he promised never to show anyone. she was not happy.

Video:ONN - Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan

onn - nation's girlfriends unveil new economic plan

girlfriends' spokesperson kelly ambrose joins us in the financial fallout shelter to discuss why boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.

Video:Robot Girlfriend For Lonely Men

robot girlfriend for lonely men

tokyo (reuters life!) - she is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.

a japanese firm has produced a 38 cm (15 inch) tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in september for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.

using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named "ema" puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its "love mode".

"strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive," said minako sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, sega toys.

"she's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

ema, which stands for eternal maiden actualization, can also hand out business cards, sing and dance, with sega hoping to sell 10,000 in the first year.

japan, home to almost half the world's 800,000 industrial robots, envisions a $10-billion market for artificial intelligence in a decade.

source, source

a new item for the next spiked drawing?

Video:Ex-Girlfriend

ex-girlfriend

i got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. we lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

i couldn't believe it when she asked if i'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"wow!", i said, "i don't know if i could keep pace with you now! i'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

she giggled and said she was sure i'd meet the challenge!

"yeah", i said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

she laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

she teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"anyway", "i've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...

...so i told her to fuck off.

Video:My Girlfriend's Ass

my girlfriend's ass

how do you like it?

Video:What To Get Your Girlfriend This Christmas

what to get your girlfriend this christmas

the best part is it takes about only a few seconds to order.

Video:The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

the day my wife met my girlfriend

pretty funny country song by rodney carrington.

Video:How You Wish She Was Your Girlfriend...

how you wish she was your girlfriend...

i wouldn't even know where to start ... so many possibilities ...

Video:Two Guys Jump Guy With Girlfriend

two guys jump guy with girlfriend

a couple goes walking by two troublemakers in a park when suddenly one of them punches the guys girlfried. the boyfriend ends up whoopin' both of their asses.

Video:Girlfriend From Hell

girlfriend from hell

this girl is nasty. i would not want to be dating her.

Video:Maniac Leaps to Death After Killing Girlfriend

maniac leaps to death after killing girlfriend

breaking up with her would've been the more sane solution. but a video of that would've sucked.

Video:Locate Your Girlfriend's Mobile Phone

locate your girlfriend's mobile phone

based on repeater triangulation, the system tracks mobile phones using gps and gsm technology. approximate margin of error: 10 meters (max.) for mobile phones in europe and the u.k. 25 meters (max.) for mobile phones in the u.s.a., south america and canada. 50 meters (max.) for mobile phones elsewhere. this system will not work in countries without gsm technology networks. use the related link to go direct to the tracking site.

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  • Date 7/26/2007
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