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turn your farts into energy.
funny dogs the gray dog farts and the blue weimeraner makes the funniest face you ever saw
farting never stops being funny.
a college student farts past a news reporter
another installment of the farting preacher - smelling fresh bread -
the farting preacher is back!
spoof of shameless fraud derek acora's "most haunted", in the same style as "the farting preacher".
jackass clip of johnny knoxville farting during a yoga class.
this is the 3rd part of the farting preacher clips.
another compilation of clips from a religious infomercial, where there are farts dubbed in with how the preacher acts.
check out this guy who turns an innocent phone booth into a fart trap of death!
one woman was at a sunday mass at church. the priest was reciting a prayer when the woman has to release a terrible fart. she has no choice but to fart, which she does. she then tell the man next to her: " i just released a silent fart, what do you think i should do now?" the man replied "get a new hearing aid".
some kids use a fart machine to get some laughs. what can i say, farts will always be funny.
a woman goes to her doctor next door and tell him the problems she`s been having. "doctor, i`ve been having troubles with my farts, they`re silent and have no smell." "that`s weird, here, take these pills and come back in a week and tell me if they worked". so the woman takes the pills, twice a day, for a whole week, and then returns to the doctor a week later. "doctor, the pills you gave me are worse!" "how come?" asks the doctor? "well, my farts are loud now, but they still have no smell". "good, now that we`ve unblocked your ears, let`s get you some pills to clear up your nose".
i swear... if people have video taped themselves farting... and not on accident... i have lost all hope for the human race. and they damn well better be free!
here's a rather infantile, yet hilarious, spoof of the show most haunted. alas, farts will always be funny.
not much to say about a farting preacher. it's hard to focus your attention on what he's actually saying. as if he doesn't have a hard enough time as it is, getting people to take him seriously.
london (afp) - a british pensioner has been ordered out of his local social club for breaking wind too loudly, which "disgusted" fellow members, media reports said wednesday. maurice fox, 77, received a letter from kirkham street sports and social club in paignton, south-west england, about his overly-audible flatulence, asking him to go outside when necessary. "it's only a little bit of wind -- it doesn't really hurt anyone. i sit by the door anyway and try to get out when i can. but sometimes it takes me by surprise and just pops out," he said, quoted by the guardian daily. "i think someone has complained about the noise. i am a loud farter, but there is no smell," he added, noted that "there is no smell at all since i gave up the cider and started on the bass (a type of beer)." the letter from the club committee confirmed that others had been disturbed. "after several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors," it said. "you sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. so please take heed of this request," it added. fox -- who said he gets no complaints at another nearby club he attends two days a week -- voiced surprise that he had received no oral warning before the written complaint. but he admitted they had a point. "i do not think it is unreasonable, you get ladies in there," he said. "the ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. my wife died seven years ago and i live on my own so i might have lost a few social graces. but i was surprised to get the letter from the committee." source
what happens when a teenager brings a fart machine into a library? find out... (please direct hater comments to me not spencer. he's a teenager). about this video: http://nalts.wordpress.com/2007/03/26... willvideoforfood (my blog about online video): http://www.willvideoforfood.com who is nalts? http://nalts.wordpress.com/about/ concept by brad aronson. thanks to spencer for his bravery, and matty, tommy and patrick for help.
article submitted by traxx . south charleston, w.va. - a man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman. jose a. cruz, 34, of clarksburg, w. va., was pulled over early tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. according to the criminal complaint, cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test. as patrolman t.e. parsons prepared the machine, cruz scooted his chair toward parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said. cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer. "the gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with patrolman parsons," the complaint alleged. he was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction. cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. he said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. "i couldn't hold it no more," he said. he also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. he added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. the police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment. cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. "this is ridiculous," he said. "i could be facing time." oh hey charges have been dropped: an assistant says magistrate jack pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge thursday. cruz, who was arrested tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges. source , source
guess we`ll find out now.
she let one rip, big time....
buy a jacuzzi. rather bizarre german commercial for yellow pages!
it's not cute lil' bunny, it's a fartosaurus!
