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daddy dont peek !
evil manga version of the aphex twins song, come to daddy.
touchdown! go daddy finally gets the nod from cbs to run its third super bowl ad submission, "the office: marketing." pretty much a bunch of girls dancing around.
from 'kids in the hall', daddy has a drunken talk with his child. this is the video that whitestkids knocked off.
an 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
she said, ''daddy, what is sex?''
the father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
he proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees.''
when he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
her father said, ''why did you ask that question, honey?''
she replied, ''mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex.''
upon entering his daughter's room, mr. lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. it stated the following: dear dad, i am sorry to have run away, but there is something i must tell you, and i couldn't bare to do it in person. i've decided to run away with billy (my boyfriend i've been hiding from you and mom), and we're going to get married. he promises to support me with the food stamps and goverment money he's been stashing away, but assures me there are always other ways to get money in a pinch. he also plans to help me with my alcohol problem, which i've done a pretty good job of hiding over the past year. we plan on raising our still unborn child in the best little beach shack we can find in mexico - i'm sure it won't be much, but i know we'll be happy together so that's all that matters. i plan on getting there with the fake passport billy was so kind to make for me. we just hope that he won't get put back into rehab again for his drug abuse problems. i really wish you could meet him daddy. he's so sweet! on my next birthday he's gonna take me down to this bar and get me a tattoo to match his! and for his birthday i hope i'll be able to afford to get him some dental work, so that maybe he can have all of his teeth when he smiles even though i think the gap is kind of cute. well, wish us luck! love you, your little girl p.s. i actually just got an f on my report card, but it could be a lot worse, right? i'm over at my friend ashley's house. come get me when you calm down.
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another banned ikea commercial.
mario and friends dance to a few rap and techno songs. at the end you get to play around with mario's dance moves.
poor quality photo of a church using the now infamous pedro martinez quote regarding the ny yankees.
this awesome video was directed by the really talented chris cunningham.
this is the saddest flash animation you will ever see. it's about a young girl that misses her father who was killed on 9/11/01.
explaining alcoholism to children.
mom doesn't love you anymore!
this is what happens when you use the tv as a baby sitter.
sweet dreams...remember, your dad can kill you in your sleep if he wanted to.
quite possibly the best banner.
kid helps his dad out.
khan - the khan : olympic hall seoul, south korea
video compiler strikes yet again with clips of arnold.
fake blood included.
article submitted by gremwood . dad alfie patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “i think it’s a lot.” baby-faced alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend chantelle steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz maisie roxanne. he told how he and chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. the shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “i thought it would be good to have a baby. alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “when my mum found out, i thought i was going to get in trouble. we wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. “i didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. i will be good, though, and care for it.” alfie's story, broken exclusively by the sun today has sparked a huge political storm with tory leader david cameron saying: "when i saw these pictures this morning, i just thought how worrying that in britain today children are having children. "i hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now." source, source, source
the little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "i'm so happy to see you grandma. now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." the grandmother was curious. "what trick is that my dear?" she asked. the little boy replied, "i heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
a father watched his daughter playing in the garden. he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. he went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "they`re mating," her father replied. "what do you call the spider on top, daddy?" she asked. "that`s a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "so, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "no," her father replied. "both of them are daddy longlegs." the little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "well, that might be ok in california, but we`re not having any of that crap in texas"
