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Video:Once A Criminal Always A Criminal

once a criminal always a criminal

you would think after getting ran over by a cop and put in prison for a year, this guy would settle down a bit. but that was apparently just the beginning.

Video:Stupid Criminal

stupid criminal

yes, there are stupid criminals.

Video:Dangerous bike criminal

dangerous bike criminal

dangerous bike criminal

Video:Water Bottle Criminal

water bottle criminal

police arrest a criminal and find more than expected in a water bottle.

Video:Worlds Worst Criminals Caught On CCTV

worlds worst criminals caught on cctv

hilarious footage of the wannabe criminals foiled by bullet-proof glass, angry grandmothers and their own stupidity.

Video:Criminal Illegals Deportation

criminal illegals deportation

the city council of waukegan il has voted to aid federal law enforcement in the identification and deportation of rapists, murders, drug dealers and other criminals who are in the country illegally. what seems like a common sense approach to upholding our laws and protecting our communities has stirred up controversy. why?

Video:Fun Lovin' Criminals

fun lovin' criminals

"stick 'em up punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal." video by briceman. (video sources not listed by user, but some are easily recognisable.)

Video:Crazy Criminal Threatens Child's Life

crazy criminal threatens child's life

this insane criminal in san diego is trying to make a run for the border and resorts to holding his own child hostage when he can't make it across.

Video:John Bird & John Fortune: Criminal Justice System

john bird & john fortune: criminal justice system

the two comedians take a look at the proposed reforms to the criminal justice system in a mock interview. these are the real life proposals, that if passed essentially let a person be arrested for anything.

Video:Criminal Picks Wrong Store Clerk

criminal picks wrong store clerk

criminal picks the wrong store clerk to rob. why would you try to rob someone taller and heavier? not only that but he's a trained wrestler.

Video:Dumb Criminal Stories

dumb criminal stories

a repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in jupiter, florida. the man stole $49.73 worth of boxer shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters from a wal-mart store. his fatal mistake was flashing a knife at a security guard -- which turned his petty theft into a felony. since the man had been released from prison less than three years ago, florida's repeat offender law required the judge to send him away for life without the possibility of parole.

an unemployed sanitation worker in miami is also facing life in prison -- for shooting himself in the privates. in a drunken stupor, the man reached for a pistol he had hidden in his pants. the gun went off, and the bullet struck the man in the... nuggets. at first, he told officers someone else had shot him, but changed his story after paramedics found the shell casing in his underwear. cops ruled the shooting accidental, but the man was charged with a concealed weapons violation and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. the maximum sentence for those crimes is normally 15 years but, because the man has a record as a violent career criminal, a miami prosecutor is asking the judge to send him away for life. the man's public defender calls that "ridiculous," and says the man's injury is punishment enough.

a luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a convenience store in detroit lakes, minnesota. the thief told a passereby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar, and asked him to go inside and buy a scarf to hide his identity during the crime. the bystander took the dollar, went inside the store... and called the police.

a thief in myrtle beach, south carolina has learned a valuable lesson: if you're going to steal restaurant equipment, be sure to remove pictures of the original owner's grandchildren before setting the stuff up in your own restaurant. john ubbing, owner of giovanni's pizzeria in calabash, north carolina, lost an assortment of pizza-making equipment in a march robbery. a refrigerator stolen in the heist later turned up inside the myrtle beach restaurant -- where cops found pictures of ubbing's grandchildren still stuck to the side of it. the owner of the second restaurant was arrested.

during a high school break-in in plymouth, north carolina, two burglars found a camera in one of the classrooms and amused themselves by taking pictures of each other committing the crime. when they couldn't figure out how to get the film out of the camera, they concluded it wasn't loaded and left it behind. the men apparently didn't realize they'd been fooling around with a digital camera that stores pictures on a computer disk.

investigators downloaded the snapshots to a computer and got a complete photographic record of the break-in. the suspects were quickly arrested.

a nevada fugitive wanted on fraud charges was arrested in connecticut after he blew his cover by applying for a job... as a police officer. the connecticut cops discovered the man's fugitive status during a standard background check. he had passed both the written and agility tests before being found out. police called the man in to headquarters under the guise of getting his fingerprints, and served him with an arrest warrant instead.

admitting his 0-4 record is not impressive "on paper," trainers announced that lucky, a german shepherd guide dog for the blind in wuppertal, germany, is available for his fifth owner. lucky led his first owner in front of a bus, killing him. then he led the second off the end of a pier, drowning him. he nudged his third owner off a railway platform in front of an express train, killing him. and he walked his fourth owner into heavy traffic, abandoning him to be hit and killed. the new owner won't be told of lucky's record -- the trainers say the dog might sense nervousness "and do something silly."

Video:Man Sues God For Making Him A Criminal

man sues god for making him a criminal

a romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued god for failing to save him from the devil. the inmate claims his baptism was a contract with god to keep him out of trouble.

"god even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that i would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the suit. "but on the contrary i was left in the devil's hands."

court officials said the suit will likely be dropped because they're unable to subpoena god.

new york daily news

Video:Dumb Criminals vs Toughned Glass Window.

dumb criminals vs toughned glass window.

as the title says! watch. :)

  • Votes 2.9784/5
  • Views 20813
  • Comments 49
  • Date 12/11/2005
  • by TEzZ

Video:The TRUE War Criminals

the true war criminals

a picture of the real terrorists of the 21st century.

Video:Worlds most environmentally friendly criminals

worlds most environmentally friendly criminals

recycling has never been so much fun! these guys go shoplifting based on the products green credentials! a great little video and for a good cause, check out the site and they will plant a tree for you for free. http://www.litegreen.com/what-is-litegreen.php

Video:Criminals Try To Escape

criminals try to escape

but they obviously fail miserably.

Video:Worst Criminal Ever

worst criminal ever

he falls through the roof and then can't get back out.

Video:Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal

alien ant farm - smooth criminal

alien ant farm doing a cover of a jacko song.

  • Votes 3.4733/5
  • Views 2978
  • Comments 19
  • Date 11/25/2006
  • by Kell

Video:Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal

michael jackson - smooth criminal

uploaded per request. great video with lots of great moves. the kid in the alley is awesome.

Video:Cop Shoots Running Criminal

cop shoots running criminal

wait till you hear what he says to the guy they shot as he lays on the ground.

Video:Criminal Beatdown

criminal beatdown

a man shoots a police officer in the head at point blank range. you won't believe what he looked like after the cops caught him.

Video:Fun Lovin' Criminals - Loco

fun lovin' criminals - loco

you gotta be crazy!

Video:Belgium Claims Scientology is a Criminal Organization

belgium claims scientology is a criminal organization

2 countries down, way too many to go

Video:Karl Heckled For Being A War Criminal

karl heckled for being a war criminal

apparently his horns and tail are retractable.


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