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Video:Creation Science 101

creation science 101

roy zimmerman - creation science 101

Video:Decapitated - Winds Of Creation

decapitated - winds of creation

decapitated - winds of creation

Video:Dave Letterman - Duct Tape Creations

dave letterman - duct tape creations

dave welcomes duct tape expert william beacom and his priceless creations.

Video:Computer Part Creations Gallery

computer part creations gallery

cool creations made from computer parts. thanks to personal for the pictures.

Video:Creation 'Science' Made Easy

creation 'science' made easy

creation science is fairly simple to understand. the conclusion is laid out for you -- just read genesis -- so there's nothing to investigate. the question is whether this really is science. even if it isn't, should it be taught in school as a way of 'opening' young minds? this is the penultimate video in the 'made easy' series, which looks at the evidence showing our origins, from the big bang to the human migration out of africa. music: gershwin's 'rhapsody in blue' (leonard bernstein, pianist and conductor)

Video:Creation

creation

a man said to his wife one day, "i don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"the wife responded, "allow me to explain.

god made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; god made me stupid so i would be attracted to you!"

Video:Creation Moments: Butterflies

creation moments: butterflies

proclaiming evidence of god's truth.

Video:Dimmu Borgir - Kings of The Carnival Creation

dimmu borgir - kings of the carnival creation

i haven't them up here before so i decided to share. they are freakin' awesome band they are black metal

Video:The Creation Of A Pussy

the creation of a pussy

seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
first was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knive, he gave it a slit.
second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
fith was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
sixth was a preacher whose name was mcgee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

Video:Creation Of The Universe

creation of the universe

scientific miracles found in the qu'ran.

Video:Creation

creation

in the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth and populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives.

then using god's great gifts, satan created ben and jerry's ice cream and krispy creme donuts. and satan said, "you want chocolate with that?"

and man said, "yes!" and woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." and they gained 10 pounds. and satan smiled.

and god created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair. and satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. and woman went from size 6 to size 14.

so god said, "try my fresh green salad." and satan presented ranch dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. and man and woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

god then said, "i have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." and satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. and man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

god then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "angel food cake," and said, "it is good." satan then created chocolate cake and named it "devil's food."

god then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. and satan gave cable tv with a remote control so man would not have to toil changing the channels. and man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

then god brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. and satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. and man gained pounds.

god then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. and satan created mcdonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. then said, "you want fries with that?" and man replied, "yes! and super size them!" and satan said, "it is good." and man went into cardiac arrest.

god sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

then satan created hmos.

Video:Computer Part Creations 1

computer part creations 1

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 2

computer part creations 2

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 3

computer part creations 3

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 4

computer part creations 4

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 5

computer part creations 5

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 6

computer part creations 6

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 7

computer part creations 7

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Computer Part Creations 8

computer part creations 8

some creative ways to dispose of some of your old computer accessories.

Video:Michelangelo - The Creation of Adam

michelangelo - the creation of adam

the creation of adam is probably his most famous painting.

Video:Michelangelo - The Creation of Eve

michelangelo - the creation of eve

michelangelo's the creation of eve in the sistine chapel.

Video:The Creation of the Universe Defined

the creation of the universe defined

creation of the universe defined through contemporary science and religion. interesting 24 min vid.

Video:Richard Dawkins - Creation of an Eye (1987)

richard dawkins - creation of an eye (1987)

clip from dawkins' 'the blind watchmaker (1987) documentary. prof. dawkins thwarts the watchmaker theory by explaining the creation of the eye as a series of steps through evolution rather than popping into existence randomly.


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