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Video:Carmen Electra - Butt Crack

carmen electra - butt crack

looking sexy and showing some crack.

Video:Cracked TV: 8 Worst Amateur Music Videos on the Web

cracked tv: 8 worst amateur music videos on the web

micheal swaim with this weeks cracked tv

Video:Crack Heads Can Boogie

crack heads can boogie

i love a good crack head video as much as the next guy, this crack head tells us the danger of smoking crack and the effects that have happened to her because of it... all while her high as a mug friend dances his crack azz off.

Video:Crack My Poker Face - Rubber

crack my poker face - rubber

this guy puts his legs behind head, cracking up the poker faced guy.

Video:TED - Crack Economics

ted - crack economics

talks steven levitt: why do crack dealers still live with their moms?

Video:Stick Figures On Crack 1

stick figures on crack 1

random stick figures pumped on crack episode 1. by pivotmasterdx

Video:Stick Figures On Crack 2

stick figures on crack 2

random stick figures pumped on crack episode 2. by pivotmasterdx

Video:Drinking Beer from an Ass Crack

drinking beer from an ass crack

steve-o at it again - being a sicko - this time, drinking beer from some buddy's butt crack.

Video:Woman Hid Crack In Bra

woman hid crack in bra



a malden woman has been arrested after admitting to police that she hid 19 bags of crack cocaine in her bra.

sandra sanborn was charged sunday with possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute following a tip to quincy’s police drug unit.

capt. john dougan said when detectives approached the 33-year-old woman at a quincy building, she was holding a bag containing crack cocaine in her hand. dougan said sanborn then produced 19 more bags tucked away in her bra.

police seized the drugs, two cell phones and an suv.

dougan said sanborn is scheduled to be arraigned monday in quincy district court.

it was not immediately clear if sanborn had hired an attorney yet.

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Video:Rising Crack Cocaine Cost  Upsets Man

rising crack cocaine cost upsets man

fort pierce — upset at the rising cost of crack cocaine, a 46-year-old man accused of smashing up part of a local business and “challenging people to fight” tuesday was arrested, according to a police report released wednesday.

a manager of dixon's food mart on avenue d told police a man later identified as gus young jr. came in the store about 9:20 p.m. tuesday and smashed a counter partition and dvd case. as police were on the scene, the store manager pointed to a man on a bicycle in the parking lot and exclaimed, “there, he's back! that's him!”

young smelled strongly of alcohol and was “challenging people to fight,” the report states.

“when young calmed down, he said he was upset that the price of a rock (crack cocaine) had gone up to twenty dollars from ten dollars,” the report states. "young claimed he swung his fist at a drug dealer in the store, but the drug dealer ducked and young struck the partition and dvd case instead of the drug dealer.”

young was arrested on charges including criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication.

at the jail, young continued yelling about “how unfair the price of crack had become” and told detention deputies, "stanky (expletives)! i brought me a ten and they're twenty tonight!”

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Video:Password Cracking Revealed

password cracking revealed

why should you use strong passwords? this video shows how to crack windows passwords. it is only intended for educational purposes, to show you why it is important to use strong passwords. don't use this information illegally.

Video:School Cracks Down On 'Freak Dancing'

school cracks down on 'freak dancing'

downey, calif. (kabc) -- a local high school looking to crack down on sexually suggestive moves at school dances has come up with a solution to have students sign "dance contracts."

the "sponge bob," the "jerk" and the "reject" are some of the popular dances of today's urban youth that won't get students in trouble at downey high school.

however, there are other types of sexually explicit dances called, "freak dancing," that downey high school and other schools are cracking down on.

"some people are too dirty, like they get too sexual and stuff and it doesn't look good on the school," said alicia zamano, a downey student.

"it got to the point where it was simulated sex on the dance floor, and we needed to make a stand on it," said tom houts, downey high school's principal.

administrators say that the inappropriate style of dancing has become a growing problem in school-sponsored dances. so they came up with the solution to require every student to sign a dance contract when attending a formal dance, agreeing not to dance inappropriately.

"you can't have a female turn around and the boy rub against her, and they boy's hands need to be in the appropriate place," said houts.

each student attending the dances will be required to wear a wrist band. with the first warning that you're dancing inappropriately, the wrist band gets snipped off. with the second warning, the student gets ejected from the dance. all of this patrolling is done by a group called the freak patrol.

"we have four ladies that are like the drill sergeant types, and they're not afraid to speak up and say what the rules are and get between these kids and really give them stern warnings," said gordon weisenburger, the director of school activities at downey high school.

parents are having mixed reactions, and so are students.

"i think it's pretty cool that they're trying to protect for our safety," said stefani lang, a downey student.

"i completely disagree, simply because i feel that when you go to a party or when you go to a school dance, you should be free to express yourself within a limit," said rosa mendoza, a parent.

school administrators say that they hope the contracts will keep the students dancing and busting the right kind of moves.

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your daughter is a whore, rosa mendoza

Video:My Cracked Photoshop 3

my cracked photoshop 3

i should have won!!!!

Video:Ask Propecia - The Crack Ho

ask propecia - the crack ho

when in need of some good advice...

  • Votes 4.2629/5
  • Views 3240
  • Comments 13
  • Date 9/21/2009
  • by 3ck

Video:Nasty Ass Crack

nasty ass crack

it is an innie??

Video:Shrimp Flavored Crack

shrimp flavored crack

i'll take 3 boxes.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Crack

demotivational poster - crack

sometimes it is ok to say yes.

Video:Plumber's Crack

plumber's crack

see, that's not so bad, is it.

  • Votes 4.3192/5
  • Views 5139
  • Comments 7
  • Date 12/7/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Breakfast Club - Bender Cracks

breakfast club - bender cracks

great scene from the movie breakfast club starring emilio estevez, judd nelson, anthony michael hall, molly ringwald and ally sheedy.

Video:Burnt Crack

burnt crack

not good enough for a darwin award. try the fly next time.

Video:First  Grader Brings Crack To School

first grader brings crack to school

police are looking for the owner.

Video:Windows XP Password Hack, Crack

windows xp password hack, crack

windows xp password hack.

Video:Crack My Poker Face - Nose Picker

crack my poker face - nose picker

disgusting but funny.

Video:Stick Figures on Crack 3

stick figures on crack 3

stick figures on drugs.


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