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queensland, australia in a moo-ving experience, this cow is believed to have been struck by lightning and somehow survived. this is no mad cow story. it's entirely feasible, according to jcu professor of geo-sciences, jon nott. "cows are susceptible to lightning strikes because of both sets of legs being on the ground, and they're eating grass from where electricity is conducted from the strike so it is possible it happened but, more often than not, cows die from it," prof nott said. so, does it mean this cooked cut of beef is the jesus of cows? "the electricity from a lightning strike would enter the front set of legs and exit out the back legs so, again, based on the picture, it is possible it happened," prof nott said. "while i can't explain the knee wounds, the ankle wounds would be consistent with those of a lightning strike." the lightning strike happened at a property near gladstone last month, and these pictures have been doing the rounds of email inboxes. source
don`t have a cow man, or the cow will halve a man!
plane hits cow.
cows have feelings too.
does the cow outsmart the train?
bad breath from the gentle sea cow
a christian democrat: you have two cows. you keep one and give one to your neighbor. a socialist: you have two cows. the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. an american republican: you have two cows. your neighbor has none. so what? an american democrat: you have two cows. your neighbor has none. you feel guilty for being successful. you vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. the people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. you feel righteous. a communist: you have two cows. the government seizes both and provides you with milk. a fascist: you have two cows. the government seizes both and sells you the milk. you join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. democracy, american style: you have two cows. the government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. capitalism, american style: you have two cows. you sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. bureaucracy, american style: you have two cows. the government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. an american corporation: you have two cows. you sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. you are surprised when the cow drops dead. a french corporation: you have two cows. you go on strike because you want three cows. a japanese corporation: you have two cows. you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. you then create clever cow cartoon images called cowkimon and market them world-wide. a german corporation: you have two cows. you reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. a british corporation: you have two cows. they are mad. they die. pass the shepherd`s pie, please. an italian corporation: you have two cows, but you don`t know where they are. you break for lunch. a russian corporation: you have two cows. you count them and learn you have five cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. you count them again and learn you have 12 cows. you stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. a swiss corporation: you have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. you charge others for storing them. a brazilian corporation: you have two cows. you enter into a partnership with an american corporation. soon you have 1000 cows and the american corporation declares bankruptcy. an indian corporation: you have two cows. you worship both of them. a chinese corporation: you have two cows. you have 300 people milking them. you claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them. an israeli corporation: there are these two jewish cows, right? they open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. they send their calves to harvard to become doctors. so, who needs people? an arkansas corporation: you have two cows. that one on the left is kinda cute.
these gigantic cows resemble bovine body-builders. see how breeders have achieved such amazing results.
brother munson takes the liberty of milking the cow on the amish farm.
cow tries to get "some" and doesn't quite make it. thanks, hellrazer.
cow gives a wet kiss to a little kid.
heart-shaped mark on your head can get you newsworthy. like this cow in kyoto...
indian scientists say cow urine can reduce blood sugar levels. scientists at bangalore veterinary college say a new study shows that cow's urine may lower blood sugar levels.
ah niu or cow sings his most popular song in china, "until all the flowers open" (tiao hua duo duo kai) cow is one of few chinese mainland music singers, as the vast majority of chinese artists come from hong kong or taiwan. this song is broken up into two stories for the video, both of which represent some facets of chinese traditional culture.
can you see him?
who will win...
pankun is on the farm learning how to milk.
some really strange looking animal.
beware!
trying to get some greener grass on the other side of the fence.
always there with a glass of milk.
pure hatred in that cat's eyes.
waiter my steak tastes like chicken!
they seem pretty entranced.
